Every quote from The Office season 9, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 18, 2012.
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Pam
Yeah, OK then.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53663
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Andy
Ladies and gentlemen, I have heard your complaints and we reached a settlement.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53664
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Dwight
So, we will be leaving the office for one whole week.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53665
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Meredith
Nice job.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53666
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Dwight
In my contract, it is stipulated that I provide a temporary work space. It will arrive in one hour.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53667
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Jim
What?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53668
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Pam
What's this?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53669
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Andy
Whoa!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53670
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Jim
What?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53671
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Dwight
Bring it in!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53672
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Dwight
Roll into the future with Work Bus. Say goodbye to wasteful buildings. These days a mobile office isn't just for hotshot politicians. Now anyone can rent a work bus. If you've got a parking lot, a work space is just a phone call away. In this age of belt tightening and less empowered workers, a work bus is how tomorrow gets things done.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53673
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Stanley
There are a hundred packs..
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53674
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Oscar
No six after the eight, no....
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53675
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Stanley
Shh!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53676
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Oscar
Shh!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53677
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Stanley
Ninety nine cases..yeah.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53678
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Oscar
Six.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53679
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Angela
Ooh!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53680
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Pete
Oh sorry! Sorry.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53681
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Angela
Oh my god!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53682
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Erin
Sorry.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53683
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Meredith
Lose weight.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53684
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Erin
I'm trying. Sorry.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53685
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Erin
Oh, the Pennsylvania Department of Public Welfare Pre-Adoption Standard.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53686
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Nellie
Oh of course, you were adopted.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53687
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Erin
I wish! No, I um, I made some short lists. I had a couple sleepovers, but I never managed to get in the end zone. I don't know what it was. Not loveable maybe? Oh well.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53688
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Nellie
Listen, I'm really struggling with this form. But as you know the system, you think maybe you could..?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53689
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Erin
Absolutely. I know exactly what they want to hear. I would love to help.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53690
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Nellie
Oh thank you so much!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53691
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Erin
Just don't tell Andy, because..
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53692
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Nellie
He hates me and thinks I'm a monster. Should go back to Loch Ness.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53693
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Clark
Stretch. Alright.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53694
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Stanley
How many times do you need to take a stroll?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53695
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Clark
I, my legs cramp up! Ok, it's a circulation issue.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53696
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Stanley
Boy, I will hammer spank your rear.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53697
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Jim
Alright, alright, gang. Let's just settle down. You're yelling in her face.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53698
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Clark
It's a medical thing.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53699
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Jim
Just...you good?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53700
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Clark
I'm good. I..
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53701
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Jim
I'm so sorry for all of this.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53702
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Pam
It's OK. You know what they say, a change is as good as a rest.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53703
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Angela
I, I need to get to the paper please.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53704
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Pam
Oh my god! Ah!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53705
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Jim
I'll get you a napkin. Someone get napkins please!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53706
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Pam
You know what? It's fine, it's fine. Let me just...it's fine.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53707
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Jim
Pam, I'm really sorry. I- I'm really sorry about...all that. Really? Smirking?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53708
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Dwight
What can I say? I love justice. You forced me to spend money on needless repairs, and uh now you're locked in a prison bus and your woman drips with beverage.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53709
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Jim
Hey, Dwight. I was trying to do something nice for Pam. Can you just, help me out? Can we maybe take this thing somewhere? Or do something to not make this the worst day ever?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53710
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Dwight
It's not my responsibility to solve your marriage problems by spending my money on gas.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53711
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Jim
Andy!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53712
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Andy
Yo. Dudeces.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53713
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Jim
You're the boss. Don't you think we'd all be a lot more productive if while we were doing work we looked up and saw the best rural pie stand in Pennsylvania?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53714
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Phyllis
Oh, I know I'd be more productive.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53715
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Kevin
As would I.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53716
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Stanley
No question.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53717
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Dwight
No. No! This is a work bus. The wheels are for transporting the work space to and from the work site.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53718
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Jim
What are you talking about? You're not the boss. Andy is. Andy?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53719
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Phyllis, Kevin & Stanley
Pies! Pies! Pies! Pies! Pies!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53720
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Andy
Alright! The fat people have spoken! Dwight, get this bus moving.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53721
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Erin
Yes!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53722
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Jim
Next stop: Laverne's Pies Tires Fixed Also.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53723
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Pam
Oh! Yes!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53724
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Jim
So it looks like this work bus was a pretty good idea after all, huh?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53725
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Dwight
Get your foot behind the yellow line.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53726
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Jim
You got it.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53727
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Erin
Yeah Jim!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53728
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Darryl
Stop.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53729
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Clark
Come back.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53730
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Darryl
Too late.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53731
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Clark
Mmm.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53732
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Group
Shabooyah, role call. Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah, role call.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53733
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Pam
My name is Pam.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53734
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Group
Yeah!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53735
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Pam
I like to paint.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53736
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Group
Yeah!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53737
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Pam
You think you're better?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53738
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Group
Yeah!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53739
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Pam
Oh no you ain't!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53740
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Group
Role Call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah role call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah, role call!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53741
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Kevin
My name is Kevin.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53742
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Group
Yeah!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53743
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Kevin
That is my name.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53744
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Group
Yeah!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53745
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Kevin
They call me Kevin.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53746
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Group
Yeah!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53747
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Kevin
Cause that's my name.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53748
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Group
Role call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah role call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah role call!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53749
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Creed
Thanks. Playing a little hookey from work today....Oh my god.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53750
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Andy
Dunder Mifflin road trip twenty twelve! Ah OK, now a serious one.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53751
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Pam
Hey, where's Dwight? He should be a part of this. Has he been acting kinda weird to you lately?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53752
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Jim
If by lately you mean the last twelve years, yeah.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53753
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Pam
No, I mean he's sulking. That's not like him.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53754
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Jim
He's just mad that we're all having fun.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53755
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Pam
Then why isn't he scheming? Or preparing to avenge?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53756
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Jim
He's fine. He's indestructible.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53757
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Erin
Always say that a child is placed for adoption, never surrendered. We're not hostages.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53758
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Nellie
Well, I have considered kidnapping one.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53759
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Erin
Never say that.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53760
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Erin
I am so excited thinking about this child you're going to adopt.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53761
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Nellie
I wish I could just wave a magic wand and make you a parentless five year old again. I would snap you up.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Quote 53762