Every line from The Office season 9, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 18, 2012.
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Pam
Yeah, OK then.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53663
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Andy
Ladies and gentlemen, I have heard your complaints and we reached a settlement.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53664
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Dwight
So, we will be leaving the office for one whole week.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53665
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Meredith
Nice job.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53666
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Dwight
In my contract, it is stipulated that I provide a temporary work space. It will arrive in one hour.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53667
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Jim
What?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53668
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Pam
What's this?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53669
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Andy
Whoa!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53670
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Jim
What?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53671
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Dwight
Bring it in!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53672
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Dwight
Roll into the future with Work Bus. Say goodbye to wasteful buildings. These days a mobile office isn't just for hotshot politicians. Now anyone can rent a work bus. If you've got a parking lot, a work space is just a phone call away. In this age of belt tightening and less empowered workers, a work bus is how tomorrow gets things done.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53673
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Stanley
There are a hundred packs..
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53674
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Oscar
No six after the eight, no....
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53675
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Stanley
Shh!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53676
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Oscar
Shh!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53677
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Stanley
Ninety nine cases..yeah.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53678
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Oscar
Six.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53679
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Angela
Ooh!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53680
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Pete
Oh sorry! Sorry.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53681
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Angela
Oh my god!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53682
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Erin
Sorry.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53683
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Meredith
Lose weight.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53684
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Erin
I'm trying. Sorry.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53685
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Erin
Oh, the Pennsylvania Department of Public Welfare Pre-Adoption Standard.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53686
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Nellie
Oh of course, you were adopted.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53687
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Erin
I wish! No, I um, I made some short lists. I had a couple sleepovers, but I never managed to get in the end zone. I don't know what it was. Not loveable maybe? Oh well.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53688
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Nellie
Listen, I'm really struggling with this form. But as you know the system, you think maybe you could..?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53689
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Erin
Absolutely. I know exactly what they want to hear. I would love to help.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53690
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Nellie
Oh thank you so much!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53691
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Erin
Just don't tell Andy, because..
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53692
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Nellie
He hates me and thinks I'm a monster. Should go back to Loch Ness.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53693
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Clark
Stretch. Alright.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53694
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Stanley
How many times do you need to take a stroll?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53695
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Clark
I, my legs cramp up! Ok, it's a circulation issue.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53696
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Stanley
Boy, I will hammer spank your rear.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53697
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Jim
Alright, alright, gang. Let's just settle down. You're yelling in her face.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53698
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Clark
It's a medical thing.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53699
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Jim
Just...you good?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53700
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Clark
I'm good. I..
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53701
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Jim
I'm so sorry for all of this.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53702
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Pam
It's OK. You know what they say, a change is as good as a rest.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53703
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Angela
I, I need to get to the paper please.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53704
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Pam
Oh my god! Ah!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53705
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Jim
I'll get you a napkin. Someone get napkins please!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53706
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Pam
You know what? It's fine, it's fine. Let me just...it's fine.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53707
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Jim
Pam, I'm really sorry. I- I'm really sorry about...all that. Really? Smirking?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53708
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Dwight
What can I say? I love justice. You forced me to spend money on needless repairs, and uh now you're locked in a prison bus and your woman drips with beverage.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53709
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Jim
Hey, Dwight. I was trying to do something nice for Pam. Can you just, help me out? Can we maybe take this thing somewhere? Or do something to not make this the worst day ever?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53710
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Dwight
It's not my responsibility to solve your marriage problems by spending my money on gas.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53711
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Jim
Andy!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53712
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Andy
Yo. Dudeces.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53713
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Jim
You're the boss. Don't you think we'd all be a lot more productive if while we were doing work we looked up and saw the best rural pie stand in Pennsylvania?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53714
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Phyllis
Oh, I know I'd be more productive.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53715
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Kevin
As would I.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53716
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Stanley
No question.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53717
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Dwight
No. No! This is a work bus. The wheels are for transporting the work space to and from the work site.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53718
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Jim
What are you talking about? You're not the boss. Andy is. Andy?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53719
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Phyllis, Kevin & Stanley
Pies! Pies! Pies! Pies! Pies!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53720
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Andy
Alright! The fat people have spoken! Dwight, get this bus moving.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53721
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Erin
Yes!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53722
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Jim
Next stop: Laverne's Pies Tires Fixed Also.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53723
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Pam
Oh! Yes!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53724
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Jim
So it looks like this work bus was a pretty good idea after all, huh?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53725
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Dwight
Get your foot behind the yellow line.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53726
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Jim
You got it.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53727
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Erin
Yeah Jim!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53728
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Darryl
Stop.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53729
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Clark
Come back.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53730
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Darryl
Too late.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53731
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Clark
Mmm.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53732
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Group
Shabooyah, role call. Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah, role call.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53733
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Pam
My name is Pam.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53734
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Group
Yeah!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53735
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Pam
I like to paint.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53736
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Group
Yeah!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53737
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Pam
You think you're better?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53738
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Group
Yeah!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53739
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Pam
Oh no you ain't!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53740
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Group
Role Call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah role call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah, role call!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53741
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Kevin
My name is Kevin.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53742
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Group
Yeah!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53743
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Kevin
That is my name.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53744
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Group
Yeah!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53745
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Kevin
They call me Kevin.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53746
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Group
Yeah!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53747
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Kevin
Cause that's my name.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53748
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Group
Role call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah role call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah role call!
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53749
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Creed
Thanks. Playing a little hookey from work today....Oh my god.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53750
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Andy
Dunder Mifflin road trip twenty twelve! Ah OK, now a serious one.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53751
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Pam
Hey, where's Dwight? He should be a part of this. Has he been acting kinda weird to you lately?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53752
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Jim
If by lately you mean the last twelve years, yeah.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53753
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Pam
No, I mean he's sulking. That's not like him.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53754
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Jim
He's just mad that we're all having fun.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53755
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Pam
Then why isn't he scheming? Or preparing to avenge?
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53756
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Jim
He's fine. He's indestructible.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53757
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Erin
Always say that a child is placed for adoption, never surrendered. We're not hostages.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53758
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Nellie
Well, I have considered kidnapping one.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53759
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Erin
Never say that.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53760
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Erin
I am so excited thinking about this child you're going to adopt.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53761
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Nellie
I wish I could just wave a magic wand and make you a parentless five year old again. I would snap you up.
Season 9 · Episode 4 · Line 53762