Every line from The Office season 9, episode 3, in script order. First aired October 4, 2012.
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Jim
Like hypothetically' if I said there was another job. That you and I could both have.
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53520
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Darryl
What kind of job?
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53521
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Jim
Something cool. Like, sports marketing or... that sound something like you'd be into?
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53522
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Darryl
Hell yeah!
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53523
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Jim
Right?
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53524
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Darryl
That sounds awesome!
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53525
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Jim
Ok, but wait. What if I told you that it was in Philly! So you'd have to...
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53526
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Darryl
I love Philly!
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53527
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Jim
Right?
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53528
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Darryl
It's not even a thought'
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53529
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Jim
Not even a thought! It's not even that far away! I could still commute! Exactly. Exactly! Alright!
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53530
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Darryl
What? Wait, wait, wait? So what? This happening?
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53531
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Jim
Oh, it's happening! Let's just keep it between you and me for right now.
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53532
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Darryl
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. For sure. for sure. Man! And Pam's into it?
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53533
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Jim
We, uh, we haven't talked about. But I think that she's'I think she understands... what this is.
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53534
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Darryl
Oh, come on, man. I thought you had something real.
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53535
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Jim
What? No, no, no! Come on! This is real!
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53536
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Darryl
It's not real... until your wife is on board.
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53537
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Pam
So what did you want to show me?
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53538
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Nellie
That is quite an ugly wall, isn't it?
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53539
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Pam
Yeah. It's really ugly
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53540
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Nellie
Needs something, doesn't it? I'm thinking'a mural.
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53541
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Pam
You mean me?
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53542
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Nellie
Yes! You! You are soo talented! It's going to be my next special project. Hiring Scranton's most dangerous young muralist to paint the warehouse wall.
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53543
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Pam
Oh my god! I love it! Uh, I'Nellie, this is brilliant! Hey!
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53544
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Jim
Hey! Can I talk you? For a second?
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53545
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Nellie
Anything you have to say to her, you can say to me. She never loved you!
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53546
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Pam
What?! No! I-I got this. Okay?
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53547
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Nellie
This is his fault. It is not your fault. I'm gonna find you someone better, and rich.
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53548
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Nellie
And Filipino. But we'll break that to her later.
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53549
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Nellie
You know what this is all about.
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53550
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Darryl
Yeah. You too, huh?
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53551
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Nellie
Yeah. Go on, spill it. Tell her all the gory details, youuuu sssnake!
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53552
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Darryl
Hey! He deserves this. And he said I could get in on it too. Yeah.
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53553
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Nellie
Ohhh, Pam, nooo! Oh, I can't bear to watch this.
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53554
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Jim
I don't know what I was so worried about. I have the best wife in the world.
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53555
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Pam
I still can't believe he didn't tell me.
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53556
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Pam
I was helping Nellie drive'[Stanley interrupts]
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53557
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Stanley
Do not care.
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53558
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Pete
Fonas chek!
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53559
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Erin
Dothraas! chek!
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53560
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Andy
I like that guy. We should hook him up with Meredith.
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53561
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Erin
Hmmm!
Season 9 · Episode 3 · Line 53562