Every quote from The Office season 9, episode 2, in script order. First aired September 27, 2012.
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Angela
Has she done the pageant circuit?
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53224
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Erin
No, I watch the news.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53225
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Andy
She's gonna be amazing. Look at her. She's gonna light up the screen.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53226
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Erin
This is a first for me. And, I don't get a lot of chances, so I have to take them really seriously. I will do whatever it takes to get the job.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53227
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Clark
Whatever it takes.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53228
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Pete
Yeah, I know, I heard. I heard.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53229
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Dwight
This is it. Any questions?
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53230
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Nellie
Is it gonna be long?
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53231
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Dwight
No. It's gonna be over before you know it.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53232
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Erin
Afghan president Hamid Karzai declared a new policy of dollar days throughout the country. Promising low, low prices on all 2012 Kia Sentras and Sonatas. Aren't you glad you waited? Karzai commented.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53233
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Darryl
Um, where did you get that story?
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53234
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Erin
A little bit here, a little bit there. I bet you didn't think I knew current events.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53235
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Andy
I love it. It's fantastic. Now, tag it with your name.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53236
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Erin
For Channel 11 news, I'm Erin Hannon.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53237
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Andy
Pause after 'news'.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53238
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Erin
For Channel 11 news... I'm Erin Hannon.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53239
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Andy
No, pause longer.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53240
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Darryl
That was a good one.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53241
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Andy
Pause, pause longer. OK? Builds suspense. Don't be shy.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53242
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Erin
Got it. For Channel 11 news...
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53243
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Andy
Wha, it's-
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53244
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Erin
I'm Erin Hannon.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53245
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Andy
OK. All right. Great. Some great stuff in there.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53246
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Jim
I can feel you looking at me.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53247
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Pam
OK. Well, here's something you don't know. A couple of weeks ago-
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53248
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Jim
Uh-huh.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53249
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Pam
I ran into this guy from my high school who has just gotten divorced and he hit on me. In the mall. And I didn't tell you because, I don't know, I felt embarrassed. And, I didn't know if you would be mad or worried. But, anyway, I thought you'd want to know.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53250
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Jim
That didn't happen. You would've told me right away.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53251
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Pam
Yeah, I would've. What about you? Come on, there's gotta be something. Between your birth and the last two days, something you just haven't had the chance to tell me.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53252
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Jim
Uh...
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53253
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Pam
Just tell me.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53254
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Jim
God, give it up, Beesley. You know me too well.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53255
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Dwight
Heh! Ha!
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53256
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Pete
Hey, um, I knew something bothered me and I finally figured it out. What news producers are gonna want to see is how Erin relates to the other people on the news team.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53257
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Erin
Oh.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53258
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Pete
The weird thing is Erin is doing the audition alone.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53259
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Erin
Oh god.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53260
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Pete
Now, I'd say Clark could be your co-host... he's already doing camera.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53261
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Erin
Tuh.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53262
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Pete
Someone who's already got rapport with Erin, maybe. I don't know.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53263
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Dwight
Ha! This is for real this time.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53264
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Darryl
It's getting late. I thought you guys could use a little inspiration.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53265
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Nellie
Oh, a movie. What is this?
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53266
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Darryl
127 hours. It's about this guy who-
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53267
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Dwight
No, no. No spoilers. Please.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53268
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Darryl
My bad.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53269
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Dwight
No.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53270
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Darryl
Goodnight.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53271
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Clark
Hey! Everybody.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53272
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Andy
Yeah.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53273
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Clark
Come in.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53274
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Andy
All right!
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53275
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Clark
Come on in.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53276
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Andy
Nice.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53277
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Clark
What're you doing here?
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53278
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Pete
Sorry, man. Andy though Erin needed a co-anchor. I'm his makeup guy. My hands are tied.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53279
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Erin
The victim was released from the hospital with second-degree burns.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53280
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Andy
Wow. You know what they say Erin. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53281
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Erin
Well, he tried to but the fire door was blocked.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53282
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Andy
He sure did.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53283
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Clark
All right. We got that. That's a rap, everybody.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53284
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Erin
Aw!
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53285
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Andy
Just, you sure Clark?
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53286
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Clark
Yep, she's done.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53287
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Andy
No, I just, I don't mean Erin. I mean for me. I didn't feel good about that.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53288
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Clark
No, we got it. We got it.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53289
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Erin
Great! Let's get some food. I'm starving.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53290
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Andy
I don't think we did get it. I could do, uh, a couple more takes. We could do it in close-up. That might even be better for editing.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53291
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Clark
OK, I don't.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53292
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Andy
All right.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53293
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Erin
I'm hungry.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53294
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Andy
Uh, Pete, you wanna take Erin to get a burger or something?
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53295
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Pete
Yeah, whatever you say, boss.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53296
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Andy
OK. I'll call you later.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53297
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Erin
OK.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53298
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Andy
So this is a single.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53299
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Erin
Hey, even if this doesn't work out for me, I'm just glad I had the guts to do it. And, maybe it'll work out for Andy.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53300
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Dwight
Oh god.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53301
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Nellie
That is absolutely revolting!
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53302
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Dwight
Yeah.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53303
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Nellie
He is so good, though.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53304
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Dwight
Yes.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53305
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Nellie
The way he just cuts off his arm.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53306
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Dwight
If you like James Franco, we really should watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53307
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Nellie
Well, he's a genius, you know? He was in graduate programs at Yale, Columbia and NYU all at the same time.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53308
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Dwight
Whoopty doo. That doesn't make you a genius.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53309
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Nellie
Well, it doesn't make you stupid.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53310
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Dwight
Yeah, it does, actually. It makes you real stupid.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53311
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Nellie
Stupid like you.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53312
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Dwight
No, like you.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53313
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Nellie
Like you.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53314
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Dwight
You're the stupid one.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53315
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Nellie
You're the stupid one.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53316
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Dwight
You're the stupid one.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53317
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Nellie
You're the stupid one.
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53318
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Dwight
You, you, you, you...
Season 9 · Episode 2 · Quote 53319