Every line from The Office season 9, episode 14, in script order. First aired January 31, 2013.
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Darryl
Hey. While I got you on the phone, your husband's like a sloppy, homeless hobo. Can you fix that?
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Pam
Yeah. I was kinda hoping you could. I gotta go. Bye. Come on.
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Party Photographer
Hold on a second. Uh, Sandeep? Let's get you closer to the senator. Just about there. Great. And, Oscar? I'm gonna need you to step a little closer to the senator, as well. Somewhere there.
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Angela
He's blocking me.
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Senator
It's only a photo, honey.
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Party Photographer
Excuse me, uh, what's your name?
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Party Waiter
Sean.
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Party Photographer
LaShawn. Great. You wanna be in a photo? Right this way. Not you. No.
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Oscar
He put me here.
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Angela
He put you right in front of me?
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Party Photographer
Let's just wheel Margaret right in front...
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Oscar
Ow! Robert?!
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Senator
Angela.
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Party Photographer
Smile.
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Pam
I'm done. What are you... Is that supposed to be my mural?
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Dwight
Yeah. Frank draws a butt on your mural, I'm drawing your mural on Frank's truck's butt. Eye for an eye, mamacita.
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Pam
Aw, Dwight. That's really sweet.
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Dwight
Let's see yours.
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Pam
Oh, no. Um, I, I'm embarrassed. It's stupid.
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Dwight
This is amazing! Frank! And he's leaving a trail of poops?
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Pam
Yeah. And he has saggy boobs.
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Dwight
I saw that. That's great!
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Pam
Yeah. I feel better.
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Dwight
Good. I'm glad you feel better. This has been a wonderful day. I have to say, I like hanging out with a vengeful bitch.
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Pam
I know. You miss Angela, don't you?
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Dwight
Ugh! Don't sympathize. You're ruining the mood. Back to work. Draw his penis.
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Pam
I got back at Frank in the most fitting way possible. With my art. The paints are water-based. It's gonna come off with a hose. But, I think the lesson will last a very...
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Frank
Lady! My truck? You had no right!
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Pam
No, you had no right!
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Frank
It's a $40,000 truck!
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Pam
So? You started it!
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Frank
So? So someone need to shut you up!
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Brian
Hey, hey, hey!
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Pam
Whoa.
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Brian
Easy!
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Frank
You son of a bitch!
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Brian
You're gonna hit a woman?
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Senator
Thanks so much for coming. Thanks so much. Well. Have we all calmed down yet?
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Oscar
Yes. Sorry about that.
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Angela
It was all my fault.
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Senator
Let's all try to do better next time. Kevin, great to see you.
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Kevin
Yeah. Thank you for the food. Oh, and also, you suck.
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Senator
I beg your pardon.
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Kevin
You are like a terrible person. These guys care about you and you're just using them. Again, the food was very good.
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Pam
Well, I'm gonna say something to the producers.
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Brian
No. No, it's...
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Pam
You shouldn't be fired. I mean, you were just protecting me.
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Brian
It's all good. I knew what I was doing. It's... I'm sorry about your mural, though. I mean, because you put so much into that.
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Pam
Forget about my mural. It's stupid.
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Brian
No. You, you worked hard on that. That guy's an animal. I'm glad they're firing him too.
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Pam
It's crazy. Brian, I'm so sorry.
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Brian
Look. I don't, I don't wanna put myself where I don't belong. If you ever need me, you just call me. And I'll be there for you.
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Pam
Thanks, Brian.
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Brian
Seeya.
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Jim
Wow. This whole Philly thing has been so much fun that I may have lost sight of what really matters. I mean, having fun is not nearly as important as being good to the people who you really care about. I mean, that's just 'Roommates 101'.
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Darryl
Oh. Come on!
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Jim
Oh. Oh!
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Darryl
Damn!
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Jim
You win. How good did that feel?
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Darryl
That felt really good, actually.
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