Every line from The Office season 9, episode 12, in script order. First aired January 24, 2013.
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Dwight
It's a youtube thing! Let's go. Let's go. Come on, they're coming.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56078
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Pam
Anyone want to see the video from Cece's recital?
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56079
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Angela
Oh, I would love to, but I am swamped... with that.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56080
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Oscar
I'll watch it. Let's get this over with.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56081
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Pam
All right, you don't have to.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56082
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Kevin
Let's get this over with, Pam.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56083
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Pam
Okay.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56084
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Oscar
Oh.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56085
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Pam
Wait. What?
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56086
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Pam
Excuse me, I have to get back to work.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56087
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Pam
Oh, no. I took a phone call in the middle of taping, and then when I went to turn it back on, I must have turned it off.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56088
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Oscar
User error. I've heard of that happening to other people.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56089
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Angela
Oscar, don't rub it in. I'm sure Pam is already kicking herself for choosing a phone call over her child.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56090
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Pam
Well, it was an important phone call.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56091
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Pam
I haven't told anyone here about the mural yet. I want Jim to be the first to know. Whenever I tell him good news, he's always like, 'Beesly!' I love that. Only thing better than getting the job-- 'Beesly!'
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56092
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Pete
Hey.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56093
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Erin
Hello, Peter.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56094
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Dwight
It barely even feels like a prank anymore.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56095
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Darryl
You missed a spot.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56096
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Drive Thru Customer
Fire in the hole! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56097
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Dwight
Ha ha! Yeah, joke's on you buddy! They make you come back and clean it up!
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56098
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Nellie
I am sorry that was so awkward for you two in that meeting. But I am going to have to reassemble the youth task force.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56099
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Erin
Oh, no, I really don't think that's a good idea.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56100
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Nellie
Well, that is not your call. I made the decision. You have no choice in the matter, and everybody knows it.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56101
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Pete
Well, okay, then.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56102
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Erin
I guess we don't have a choice.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56103
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Nellie
Nope.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56104
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Pete
yeah.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56105
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Erin
Yeah.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56106
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Toby
Lady...you never stop surprising me.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56107
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Dwight
[sighs]
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56108
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Darryl
[clears throat]
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56109
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Dwight
What? What was that? Did I just hear you laughing with glee?
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56110
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Darryl
No. I was clearing my throat.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56111
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Meredith
Good night.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56112
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Pam
Night
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56113
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Creed
Night
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56114
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Pam
Night, Creed.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56115
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Pam
Hey.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56116
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Jim
Hey.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56117
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Pam
So, how's it going?
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56118
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Jim
We lost Bridgeport Capital. I have no idea what happened. It's like everything I did, he just wouldn't go for it.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56119
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Pam
I'm so sorry.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56120
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Jim
I have no idea where we're gonna come up with this money, and we have to work insanely hard over the next few weeks.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56121
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Pam
Oh, I'm sorry. I feel like you've already been working insanely hard.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56122
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Jim
Can you figure out how to upload Cece's dance recital? I definitely could use a pick-me-up.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56123
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Pam
Um, actually, funny story -- I didn't get it. I shouldn't have been so cocky about my rectangle-holding skills after all.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56124
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Jim
You're not serious, are you? You didn't get any of the recital?
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56125
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Pam
No, I got the teacher introducing them and then the applause afterwards. But not so much of the middle part.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56126
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Jim
Come on, Pam. Pam, I asked you if you could use the phone, and you swore that you knew how.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56127
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Pam
Yeah, okay, I'm sorry. I'm sure we can get a copy. A lot of people were taping it.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56128
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Jim
Oh, great. So we'll see somebody else's kid with Cece in the background? I mean, it's really not that hard to film a video.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56129
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Pam
Is there-- um... you want to ease up a little bit?
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56130
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Jim
Look, Pam, I don't know what to tell you. I mean, what do I do? It's gone. That moment's just gone. I missed it.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56131
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Pam
I don't know, Jim -- maybe you should have been there.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56132
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Jim
You're not serious, right? I mean, how is that fair? I'm in Philly. These are my days in Philly. You've agreed to this.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56133
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Pam
You know what? I-- I-- I don't think you want to start a conversation with me about what's fair. Okay? This is way more intense than I ever --
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56134
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Jim
Pam, I'm not explaining this to you-- Pam, I'm not going over this again.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56135
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Co-worker
Jim. We need you.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56136
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Jim
I don't know how else to tell you, okay? I'm doing everything I can every week to bring home something...
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56137
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Pam
I am-- I am-- I am trying to make everything perfect here, okay? So that you can have everything that you want.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56138
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Jim
I'm doing this just for me? Is that what I'm doing? I'm doing it just for me. If that's what you think, then this is a really sad night. But you know what? I got to go. Okay?
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56139
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Pam
Yep.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56140
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Jim
We'll talk tomorrow?
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56141
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Pam
Yep. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56142
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Jim
Okay. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56143
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Pam
Bye.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56144
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Brian
Hey, you okay?
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56145
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Pam
What am I doing wrong, Brian?
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56146
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Brian
Nothing. You're doing the best you can.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56147
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Cameraman
Brian.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56148
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Brian
Give her a minute. Give her a minute.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56149
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Pam
[crying]
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56150
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Brian
Hey, it's just a tough situation, all right?
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56151
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Pam
It's getting tougher. I just didn't know that it was gonna be this hard.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56152
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Brian
Yeah. Let's turn the cameras off. Seriously, guys. Enough. Enough.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56153
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Pam
Thank you.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56154
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Guy
Fire in the hole! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56155
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Darryl
[watching you tube video, laughing]
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56156
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Guy
I nailed that guy, dude. Oh yeah.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56157
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Darryl
And replay.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56158
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Guy
Fire in the hole! Go! Go! Go! Go! I nailed that guy, dude. Oh, yeah.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56159
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Darryl
I'm gonna miss the paper business.
Season 9 · Episode 12 · Line 56160