Every line from The Office season 9, episode 11, in script order. First aired January 17, 2013.
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Clark
So if you look at our catalog here'
Season 9 · Episode 11 · Line 55810
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Athlead Employee
Well, thanks for coming down Darryl.
Season 9 · Episode 11 · Line 55811
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Female Athlead Employee
It was nice meeting you Darryl, I think you'd fit in great here.
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Darryl
Yeah, yeah me too. I think it'd be like' You know what? I think it'd be like a Kevin Durant jump shot' Perfecto! Oh my god'
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Pam
They're the ones who put a fish tank next to a basketball hoop. It's like if I put a glass of milk on the edge of the table and Cece knocks it over, I don't blame Cece.
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Darryl
So I'm like a three year old girl in this scenario'
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Pam
Say they don't hire you. It's not like you're out on the street. You have a great job with people who love you.
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Darryl
And I'd only get to see Jada on the weekends. You know, I'm' I'm not so sure I'd like living in Philadelphia.
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Pam
Right? Thank you! It's just Philly. Everyone's acting like it's New York or Paris or London.
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Darryl
Who needs it?
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Pam
Not us.
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Jim
Okay, so the consensus was that that was unique. They're going to make you pay for the fish, and' they wanted to know when you can start.
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Darryl
What? How about yesterday?
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Pam
Congratulations.
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Darryl
Oh, thank you.
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Pam
I guess you gotta move to Philly after all.
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Darryl
Yes, I love Philly! Two-One-Five or die!
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Pam
No, I'm not upset. I'm really excited for Darryl' Maybe I'm a little disappointed that we'll be losing him.
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Kevin
It feels really hot in here. Is it hot in here? It feels really really hot in here.
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Oscar
It's insane! They need to have the A.C. on year round! January too!
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Angela
I don't get the point of this stupid window!
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Clark
I mean, look, you and I both know that in paper or fashion, styles change. Check out my dad's suit. You are looking at pure acrylic. That's why his face always breaks out.
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Suit Store Son
Does that suit come with a fire extinguisher?
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Clark
You know what Dad? Maybe you should buy me a suit. I mean, I'm going to need one right? If I'm ever going to get a 'real job' and move my 'lazy ass' out of your 'G.D. house'.
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Suit Store Son
He's got you there'
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Suit Store Son
That's Italian silk. Very comfortable. Very tasteful' Although expensive.
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Dwight
Yeah, you don't want Italian. You'll look like a mafia don. Next thing you know, you'll be doing life in Rikers Island.
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Clark
Well, that's better than looking like the undertaker from boring island.
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Dwight
That place doesn't exist. It's not a documented island. Ha ha, cartograph much?
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Clark
How do I look?
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Dwight
Actually' You look great. They steered you right. I guess it does make sense buying from a father son team. You know what? I'll take one too.
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Oscar
Everyone! Now that we have all this energy, why don't we move the copier into the annex like we've always wanted to?
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Nellie
Whoo!
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Meredith
Frickin' A!
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Oscar
Huh?
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Kevin
So long, noise!
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Oscar
One, two, three!
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Nellie
And we have torn up the carpet! Oh, we're going to be in so much trouble!
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Oscar
Wait! It's beautiful. Hardwood! I always knew it was down here, I just never dreamed that I would actually see it.
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Meredith
Tear up the carpet!
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Nellie
Whoo!
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Darryl
Kill their fish, and they still hire me. That's how you do that, baby. It's all good, I'm ready. Y'all ready for this?
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Pam
Everybody dance now'
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Oscar
Kevin, move. I can't pull up the rug if you're standing on it with your rhinoceros feet.
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Kevin
Well I can't stand here if you pull the carpet out from under me.
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Angela
Oh, my head is killing me. Does anyone have a baby asprin?
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Nellie
Oh, enough with the whining already! Why don't you just have some more coffee?
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Stanley
It's all gone. I didn't get a chance to try them all because Creed poured my Bogota Sunrise in the plant.
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Creed
I saw the leaves twitch!
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Angela
Shut up!
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Creed
You shut up!
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Oscar
Everybody shut up and work!
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Phyllis
We don't work for you!
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Kevin
Yeah!
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Angela
Yeah!
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Stanley
Hey, it's five o'clock.
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Oscar
Kevin, can-
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Angela
What's going on?
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Dwight
Yes! We did it!
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Clark
You opened the door-
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Dwight
And you closed it. The boys are back in town. High fives! Ha ha!
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Clark
Hey, so all that really specific cat turd business, that was about you, right?
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Dwight
You got me! I used to collect them!
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Clark
Why?
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Dwight
Each one is very different, like a snowflake.
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Pam
Hey' What happened here?
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Erin
You left me in charge of the pens, Pam. That's what happened. The pens happened.
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Pam
'Are the pens here?
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