Every quote from The Office season 9, episode 10, in script order. First aired January 10, 2013.
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Pam
I meant to say something earlier. I just...
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55557
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Meredith
Just? Just what? Just forgot?
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55558
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Meredith
Who's the one who didn't bring lice into the office? Meredith. Sure I gave everybody pink eye once, and my ex keyed a few of their cars, and yeah I BMed in the shredder on New Years. But I didn't bring the lice in. That was all Pam.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55559
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Dwight
Attention, people of the office. You have exactly 60 secondes to evacutate the bull pen. At that time, I will be tossing this powerful insecticidal grenade, which contains piperonyl butoxide, as well as...[Dwight drops the grenade and it goes off inside Andy's office]
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55560
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Erin
Dwight, are you okay!?
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55561
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Dwight
Whoa. Hypertoxide has a mild hallucigenic effect, but I don't think it's kicked in yet. I'm gonna count down from ten. Nine, yellow, cold, sad, purple.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55562
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Erin
Wow. He got to purple.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55563
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Oscar
Ow!
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55564
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Angela
Sorry.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55565
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Oscar
You're waterboarding me!
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55566
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Angela
Oops.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55567
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Kevin
No, this is fine. We are allowed to do this. This is okay.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55568
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Erin
You're up.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55569
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Pete
Yeah, I'm kinda sad to see this baby go.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55570
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Erin
You do kinda look like Elvis, but we should probably wash all the dead lice out.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55571
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Pete
Okay.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55572
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Erin
Okay. Okay. Is that too cold?
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55573
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Pete
No, it actually feels kinda nice.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55574
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Kevin
I wonder what happened over there. I've been sitting here the whole time.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55575
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Val
Okay.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55576
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Darryl
Huh?
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55577
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Val
Let's give it a shot. Let's make it work.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55578
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Darryl
Oh, no. I mean, I want to, I just...I don't want to force you into something you don't want to do.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55579
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Val
You're not. I believe in us.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55580
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Darryl
But...
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55581
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Darryl
I'm back together with Val. Yay...
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55582
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Dwight
I had a pretty good day today. Not everything went exactly according to plan, but lice if you are watching, I am ready for you anytime, anywhere.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55583
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Pete
Hey, did Erin already take off?
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55584
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Oscar
I guess so.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55585
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Pete
Okay.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55586
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Julius
You're Kareem, coming to help.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55587
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Jim
Okay, I'm Kareem. That makes total sense. I'm Kareem. You're Dr. J. Just sounds weird to say out loud.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55588
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Julius
And it went like this.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55589
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Jim
And that's all?
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55590
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Julius
That's it.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55591
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Jim
No one will believe this back home, but that's okay. Let me show you how it's done.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55592
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Julius
Yeah, you show me how.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55593
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Jim
This is Jim Halpert, leave a message.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55594
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Pam
Hey honey, it's me. Just trying to catch you before going home. Um, oh, well just give me a call whenever. Hope your day got better. Love you.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55595
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Meredith
Hey, what you doing right now?
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55596
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Pam
I'm just gonna go home. My mom's been watching the kids all day.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55597
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Meredith
Let her stay another hour. Let's go get a beer.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55598
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Pam
Really? A beer sounds incredible right now.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55599
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Meredith
No duh. Let's go. You're buying.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55600
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Pam
Meredith, I am so sorry about today.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55601
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Meredith
Forget about it.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55602
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Pam
I just did not realize how hard it was gonna be without Jim. I mean, I really respect you for being a single mom all these years. It whipped my ass in half a week. I have to say, there are not a lot of people who could pull off a shaved head, but you are rocking it.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55603
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Meredith
Right. I got the bartender's phone number when you were in the john. I'm gonna take that freak to bone town before the night is over.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55604
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Pam
Get it, girl!
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55605
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Pam
This one's for all you ladies out there.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55606
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Meredith
I come...
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55607
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Pam
Not yet.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55608
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Both
I come home in the middle of the night. My mother says when you gonna live your life right? Oh Mother dear, we're not the fortunate ones. And girls, they want to have fun. Oh girls just want to have fun.
Season 9 · Episode 10 · Quote 55609