Every line from The Office season 8, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 10, 2011.
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Andy
Erin.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47509
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Erin
Yeah.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47510
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Andy
In two minutes I want you to come into this meeting and tell me I have a really important phone call. I'm not going to take it because I want him to know how important the meeting is to me.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47511
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Erin
Who's calling?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47512
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Andy
Nobody. Just say that I'm- Just make it up that I have a phone call. And then I'm going to refuse to take it.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47513
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Erin
You're not going to take it?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47514
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Andy
Just make up a phone call. It's not a real call. Make it up.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47515
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Erin
Ohohohoh.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47516
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Andy
And come and tell me. Doesn't matter what it is.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47517
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Erin
You're not going to get it though?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47518
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Andy
I'm not going to take it. And then he's going to be like 'whoa this is a really important meeting'.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47519
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Erin
Copy that.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47520
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Andy
Okay.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47521
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Andy
Ok, so tell me exactly what kind of deal you are getting now and I'll tell you how we can beat it.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47522
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Client
Uh well we've been going with'
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47523
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Erin
Andy.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47524
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Andy
Yeah.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47525
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Erin
You have a very important call.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47526
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Andy
I'm sorry ' I'm with a very important client. It'll have to wait.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47527
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Erin
Are you sure? It's really, really important.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47528
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Andy
There is nothing more important to me right now than this meeting.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47529
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Erin
Really? Because your mother is dead.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47530
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Client
Oh my God.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47531
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Andy
I don't think she's dead.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47532
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Erin
She's dead. She was hit by a bus.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47533
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Andy
She's not dead. This is exactly the kind of thing my mom pulls.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47534
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Erin
This isn't one of those times. It's the police. They said it's the worst they've ever seen.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47535
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Dwight
Andy I'm really sorry about your mother. My deepest condolences.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47536
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Client
Oh you must take this call. It's'
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47537
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Andy
Yeah. Um line 1?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47538
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Erin
Line 2.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47539
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Andy
Hi.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47540
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Darryl
[on phone]It's Darryl. Erin told me to pretend to be a cop and say your mom died.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47541
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Andy
Ooh, gosh!
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47542
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Darryl
Dude.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47543
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Andy
Officer.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47544
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Darryl
Look man this is a bad idea.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47545
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Andy
Did she have any last words or?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47546
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Darryl
Really? That is messed up man.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47547
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Andy
Oh make sure that your client gets the best deal possible.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47548
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Darryl
You're a bad man Andy Bernard.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47549
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Andy
That is so mom.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47550
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Darryl
That stuff can come back to get you. It's called karma. You do not want to be messing around. I got an uncle'
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47551
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Andy
Alright thank you officer. Erin please hold all my other calls. Where were we?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47552
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Pam
Hey Cathy.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47553
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Cathy
Hi.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47554
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Pam
How's it going? Everything make sense?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47555
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Cathy
I think everything is under control.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47556
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Pam
Great.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47557
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Cathy
You should sit down.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47558
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Pam
Oh no, I'm fine.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47559
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Cathy
No I should go fill out my paperwork.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47560
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Pam
Ok Oh that was just me. Pregnant Pam. And I make sounds much worse than this.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47561
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Dwight
Oh we know.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47562
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Pam
I'm training a temp to be my replacement while I'm on maternity leave. Oh I should've mentioned I'm pregnant. You probably didn't notice because it's impossible to tell I'm so small. But yeah I'm pregnant. Oh come on!
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47563
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Ryan
Hey ' asking for a friend. Do you happen to know if that new girl is single?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47564
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Jim
Hmm. Doubt it.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47565
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Ryan
Yeah me too.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47566
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Pam
You doubt it?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47567
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Jim
What's that?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47568
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Pam
Why do you doubt that she's single?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47569
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Jim
Honestly I have no idea. I just figured we'd save her from Ryan right?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47570
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Darryl
What are you doing with my lunch?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47571
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Andy
I'm delivering it from the fridge. It's like a porno. Hey did anyone order a pizza?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47572
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Darryl
It's not pizza.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47573
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Andy
Yeah and we're not about to make love. I just thought maybe you'd want to eat lunch at your desk today so that during lunch we could go down to the warehouse and bang out a few tunes.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47574
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Darryl
I like the sound of that. Is Kevin in?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47575
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Andy
Uh you tell me
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47576
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Ryan
So word on the street is she has a boyfriend.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47577
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Gabe
Well he's probably a drug dealer. That's the best way to land a hot girlfriend. You just uh get her hooked on blow.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47578
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Toby
It's going to be nice to have just a healthy, young, fit presence in the middle of the office.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47579
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Oscar
Yeah aesthetically speaking she adds a nice presence.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47580
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Offscreen
Good energy
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47581
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Pam
It's going to be good to have someone hot at Pam's desk huh?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47582
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Oscar
No, no. Not even.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47583
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Pam
I'm kidding! Oh my gosh you guys! She's obviously super cute I get it. But I'd like to point out there's 50 pounds more of me to love if that's your thing.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47584
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Oscar
Pam you look more beautiful now than ever.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47585
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Toby
Radiant.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47586
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Pam
Thank you. Really you guys thank you. Very sweet.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47587
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Phyllis
Yeah you have this sexy glow.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47588
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Gabe
It's one of the most common fetishes.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47589
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Pam
Really well thank you all.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47590
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Toby
You know it's not just pregnant women who don't get their due. You know who's gorgeous? Helen Mirren.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47591
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Ryan
Yes! Have you seen her in a bikini? Amazing?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47592
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Toby
You know what would be the hottest thing ever? It's a pregnant Helen Mirren.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47593
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Dwight
Ok ok ok no no no. This is disgusting. You realize what you're saying? The hottest thing ever would be a 66 year old pregnant woman.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47594
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Oscar
In this case yes.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47595
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Dwight
No! There are universal biological standards of beauty and attraction. And you are purposefully celebrating the opposite of them to mollycoddle a pregnant woman.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47596
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Phyllis
No we're not.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47597
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Dwight
Yes you are. And another thing. Helen Mirren was born Helen Mironov. That's right. You're fake salivating over a Soviet era Russian.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47598
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Andy
Ske-be-do-bah-bap-bah-de, ske-be-de-bapa-de-bapa-boopa-dooten-bebe-daten-booray.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47599
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Darryl
Nice scatting, man.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47600
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Andy
Thank you. I think I said doop instead of boop at one point.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47601
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Val
Not bad fellas, you're better than you look.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47602
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Kevin
Hey, screw you!
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47603
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Andy
Hey Robert, are we meeting early?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47604
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Robert
Just taking a stroll. What exactly have I stumbled upon here?
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47605
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Andy
Well we're all musicians and we play together sometimes.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47606
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Robert
You're a band.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47607
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Andy
Thank you.
Season 8 · Episode 7 · Line 47608