Every line from The Office season 8, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 13, 2011.
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Andy
Hello, Cece Halpert? This is Andrew Bernard. I'd very much like to speak with you about your paper supply needs. That wasn't even my worst sales call.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46827
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Walter
Hi. What was that display?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46828
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Andy
I don't know, I just thought if I could throw this great garden party and show you how respected I am that you'd be proud of me.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46829
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Walter
Andrew...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46830
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Andy
I know, I know that you're proud of me.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46831
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Walter
I'm not going to tell you how impressed I am that you're a manager of some rinky dink branch of a paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania. How long are you going to go on needing my approval? You're a grown man, don't act like a little boy who needs...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46832
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Darryl
I think if I had parents like that I'd be trying to convince everyone all the time how great I was, too.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46833
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Oscar
Guess we found Andy's rosebud.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46834
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Darryl
Rosebud?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46835
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Oscar
It's a reference to Citizen Kane. Something that explains why a person became the way they are.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46836
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Darryl
I know Citizen Kane. Rosebud didn't explain why he was how he was, it just represented what was important to him as a child, that he missed.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46837
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Oscar
Different school of thought. Let's just agree to disagree.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46838
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Darryl
No. You're wrong.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46839
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Robert
Are you sure?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46840
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Ryan
Yeah! I'm too hot anyway.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46841
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Robert
My body has somehow become acclimated to southern Italy. Isn't that strange? I've never been there! Oh, ah, yes, that's nice. Thank you.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46842
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Walter
It was a nice party, the setting was a little strange. Uh, the food...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46843
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Ellen
Sandwiches were dry.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46844
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Walter Jr
Bye Tuna, bye Pam!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46845
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Andy
Hey everybody, I'm gonna leave and I just wanted to say I'm really sorry.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46846
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Darryl
Cheeseburger or hamburger.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46847
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Andy
Um, cheeseburger.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46848
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Oscar
Narddog.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46849
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Andy
Thanks, Oscar.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46850
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Pam
What are they doing?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46851
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Jim
Closing ceremonies.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46852
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Pam
Nice touch.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46853
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Jim
I think I left my wallet in your house.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46854
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Dwight
Who cares.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46855
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Jim
Right here.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46856
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Dwight
MR. JAMES HALPERT!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46857
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Jim
Keys, keys...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46858
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Dwight
Stop forgetting things.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46859
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Jim
I didn't forget them, they're right here.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46860
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Dwight
MR. JAMES HALPERT!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46861
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Jim
I'm so sorry, I think I forgot that thing...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46862
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Dwight
What? Idiot.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46863
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Jim
Whoo.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46864
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Dwight
MIS... MI... What are you doing?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46865
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Jim
Hey, I have a question. Who do you think is really the best salesman in this office?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46866
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Dwight
That's a stupid question, obviously mISTER JAMES HALPERT!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46867
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Oscar
I cannot believe how condescending Andy's being.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46868
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Darryl
He gets condescending when he's nervous. Or when he's excited or sleepy. Not an easy person to be friends with.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46869
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Meredith
Well I just hate being treated like some bum with no class. I'm a lady. I'm a mother. I'm a former boxer!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46870
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Andy
Hey guys, getting psyched for the party? Ryan? Can I count on you to wear an understated satirical outfit?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46871
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Ryan
Can't wait. A folk colonialist gathering when unemployment's at 9%. I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46872
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Andy
Awesome.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46873
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Dwight
Erin....the receptionist!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46874
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Andy
Oh, oh, oh, Kevin. I am reminded of a lame but useful saying I learned as a kid. What is the difference between Hors d'oeuvres and the animals on Noah's ark?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46875
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Kevin
What?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46876
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Andy
With Hors d'oeuvres we only take one at a time.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46877
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Kevin
Oh, OK. What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a blonde?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46878
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Jim
Chapter seven: The host should always present something spectacular to draw the eye of his guests.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46879
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Dwight
When all this is over, I'd like to actually go to one of Trickington's parties, they sound like a blast.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46880
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Dwight
Ladies and Gentlemen! I present to you...the Alamo!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46881
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Angela
Little Cici asleep?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46882
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Pam
Yeah, she just went down.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46883
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Angela
Such a precious little angel.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46884
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Pam
Aww.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46885
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Angela
Cecilia....and Phillip.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46886
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Pam
Yes, after my grandfather.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46887
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Angela
Phillip is wasted on you. Jim is never gonna take the time to call him Phillip! He doesn't even take the time to get a haircut. And Phil! Ugh! It's just something you do to a hole!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46888
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Pam
Well I'm having my baby first, so that's that.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46889
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Angela
You know what? It could go either way. My doctor said my hips are so dainty that I'll most definitely have a C-section, so I could go early.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46890
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Pam
You think your doctor's going to give you a C-section at six months?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46891
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Angela
Yeah! If I request it he will. And that is that.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46892
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Andy
My parents are used to a certain type of class. The people that I work with are a different type of class. One is not better than the other, it's just that maybe one's a little higher than the other?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46893