Every quote from The Office season 8, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 13, 2011.
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Jim
Hey. So, we saw a new billboard.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46627
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Andy
Yeah? Pretty cool, huh?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46628
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Andy
What better way to announce our new slightly lower prices than with an ad campaign? And what better face for an ad campaign than our new regional manager?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46629
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Andy
How'd it look?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46630
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Jim
You've seen it, right?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46631
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Andy
No.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46632
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Pam
Andy, somebody defaced it.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46633
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Andy
What? Morning, Stanley.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46634
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Jim
There's this thing that people tend to do with billboards. How do I put this? If there's an opportunity for a graffiti artist to work in a... phallic shape, interacting with the artwork, it'll happen, and Andy gave them that opportunity.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46635
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Andy
Erin, how long did we order those billboards for?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46636
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Erin
Six months.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46637
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Andy
Oh, god. I need you to call the billboard company.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46638
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Meredith
Great billboard! Funny, edgy, right up to the line without crossing it, loved it.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46639
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Andy
Which one did you see?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46640
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Meredith
Washington Street, the one with, like, twenty dongs on it.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46641
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Jim
Okay, don't be gross.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46642
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Dwight
What's going on?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46643
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Pam
Somebody defaced the billboards we just put out in an inappropriate way.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46644
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Dwight
Oh, that's funny. Wait, from the photo shoot with you and me?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46645
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Andy
Yeah, Dwight.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46646
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Dwight
No. No. No! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! No, no, no, no, no, no, No, No, No, NO, NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46647
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Dwight
Schrute Farms is very easy to find, it's right in the middle of the root vegetable district. If the soil starts to get acidic, you've probably gone too far.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46648
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Ryan
Just give us the address. We'll look it up online.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46649
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Dwight
It's simpler this way.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46650
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Oscar
It's really not.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46651
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Andy
Now, stated arrival time is 3 p.m.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46652
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Kelly
I don't get the reason for this party.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46653
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Phyllis
Yeah, what's the reason?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46654
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Kelly
What's the reason, Andy? What's the reason?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46655
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Andy
It's just a garden party. Sheesh.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46656
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Andy
You don't need a reason to throw a garden party anymore than you need a reason to throw a birthday party. It's a garden party. You don't need a reason.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46657
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Andy
Few other super simple reminders ' no burping, no slurping, when eating take small bites and chew thoroughly with your mouth closed. Yes, Darryl?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46658
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Darryl
What happens when we're done chewing? Do we spit it out on the floor, or keep it in our mouths the rest of the time?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46659
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Andy
I get it, I'm being a little overbearing. But I promise to be underbearing for a week if you guys just all... step it up.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46660
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Oscar
Andy, we understand basic table manners, we're not children.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46661
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Phyllis
Yeah, it's just a picnic.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46662
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Andy
This is not a picnic, Phyllis, it's a garden party.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46663
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Darryl
There's a grill in the warehouse I could bring.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46664
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Andy
Aw, ew, please don't. Not a barbecue. It's better than a barbecue. It's dignified, quieter, there are rules.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46665
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Pam
How is that better than a barbecue?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46666
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Ryan
What's the dress code on this?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46667
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Andy
I'm glad you asked ' Connecticut Casual.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46668
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Stanley
Any chance Connecticut Casual is Pennsylvania Business, i.e. this is what I'm wearing to your party.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46669
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Andy
Guys, my family just threw a garden party to celebrate my brother's promotion. It was a huge success. Check it out, there's a video online. Heartwarming impromptu father-son duet.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46670
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Kevin
Yeah, Oscar, you showed me this.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46671
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Darryl
I've seen this, that's not you.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46672
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Meredith
Yeah, whoa, who's the sausage?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46673
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Andy
It's my dad and my brother. I would have joined in but this melody doesn't really support another harmony part, so... Check it out, that's my brother's boss. Look how psyched he is, he's having an awesome time.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46674
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Jim
Ah, and did Robert California get an invite to your party?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46675
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Andy
Yeah, of course. Ye... I mean, uh, yeah, I think he did.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46676
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Phyllis
Why didn't you just say this was to impress Robert California?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46677
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Gabe
I cannot believe that Andy is throwing a party like this just to impress the CEO. Classic Gabe move. Hey Andy, how about you don't steal my business strategies, and I won't dress like my life is just one long brunch?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46678
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Andy
See you all there at 3 p.m., Connecticut Casual, remember your manners, and have a wonderful time.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46679
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Dwight
And please refer to the map, stay off of the web. Thank you.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46680
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Jim
So, we've typed in the address, now let's take a look at the street view.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46681
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Dwight
They don't warn you when the cameras are driving by.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46682
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Jim
Ah. Why do you keep reading that garden party book? I mean, how hard are finger sandwiches and tea?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46683
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Dwight
There's so much more to it than that.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46684
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Dwight
I've been wanting Schrute Farms to break into the high-end event hosting industry for some time, and this party is a great opportunity. Plus, I've got a secret weapon. Only one copy in the world and some sucker on the internet sold it to me for two dollars.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46685
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Jim
I'm actually really disappointed in how poorly my book is doing. I've only sold one copy.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46686
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Angela
Is there anything you wish you had done differently to avoid cankles?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46687
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Pam
Nope.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46688
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Angela
I've already gone up another cup size. The senator is grossed out. When do you start feeling it kick?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46689
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Pam
Cece was around 22 weeks, but Phillip was much earlier.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46690
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Angela
Phillip?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46691
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Pam
Oh, oh my gosh. Yes, but don't, don't say anything, okay? It's after my grandfather.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46692
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Angela
Phillip is the name that we're using. It's after my favorite cat.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46693
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Pam
Oh, wow. Funny. It's after my grandfather.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46694
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Angela
It's after my cat.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46695
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Robert
Andrew, I've picked up two possible gifts to bring this afternoon. One, a pot of marmalade.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46696
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Andy
Ooh, that sounds great.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46697
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Robert
Well, that, that is what you want then, the marmalade.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46698
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Andy
Sure.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46699
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Robert
You don't want to hear the other one. You love marmalade.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46700
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Andy
Uh, I'll hear the other one.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46701
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Robert
It's a basil plant.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46702
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Andy
You know, the marmalade sounds great.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46703
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Robert
I also mentioned the marmalade to my sister and she's very interested.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46704
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Andy
Then the basil will be fine.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46705
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Robert
Well, you clearly want the marmalade. Gretchen, I need another marmalade. Alright.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46706
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Toby
Hey, where do I park?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46707
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Mose
I'm the valet. You have to give me your car.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46708
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Toby
Uh, you know what, I can go park it myself.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46709
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Mose
I'm the... I'm the valet. You have to give me your car.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46710
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Toby
It's probably okay...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46711
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Mose
Give me your car.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46712
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Toby
I think it's better that I...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46713
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Mose
Give me your car.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46714
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Toby
It's a finicky car...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46715
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Mose
Get out. Have a good time at the thing.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46716
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Toby
It's a little tricky, you might have to... take...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46717
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Dwight
MR. RYAN HOWARD!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46718
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Jim
Chapter 2 ' Announcing guests as they enter is the height of decorum. The more volume displayed, the more honor is bestowed upon everyone present.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46719
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Dwight
STANLEY HUDSON AND HIS MISTRESS CYNTHIA! JAMES, PAMELA, AND PEEPEE HALPERT!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46720
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Andy
How's it going over here, guys?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46721
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Oscar
Andy, stop hovering, you're being really annoying.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46722
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Andy
Didn't mean to bother you, Mabel. Mabel, Mabel, if you're able, keep your elbows off the table.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46723
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Oscar
Wow.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46724
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Dwight
MR. AND MRS. WALTER AND ELLEN BERNARD!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46725
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Walter
So, you all work with Andy.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46726