"Garden Party" Quotes (page 2)

Every line from The Office season 8, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 13, 2011.

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  1. Andy

    Well, technically FOR Andy.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46727

  2. Oscar

    Technically FOR Robert California. He's our CEO.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46728

  3. Ellen

    I thought you were the CEO.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46729

  4. Andy

    I don't know how you got there.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46730

  5. Walter

    You said you were running the company.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46731

  6. Andy

    This branch, I'm the regional manager.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46732

  7. Walter

    Yes, that makes more sense. Are you all regional managers?

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46733

  8. Andy

    Did I throw this party to impress my parents? That's crazy. Now, if they wanted a garden party, they could throw one themselves, which, as a matter of fact, they did, last week. They threw one for my baby brother who is totally amazing, but I couldn't care less.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46734

  9. Andy

    Can I introduce you around now?

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46735

  10. Walter

    Uh, yeah, we don't have too long, we have theater tickets.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46736

  11. Andy

    What are you going to see?

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46737

  12. Walter

    Money Ball. Walter Jr.'s choice.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46738

  13. Andy

    What??

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46739

  14. Walter Jr

    Hey Bronard!

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46740

  15. Andy

    I didn't know you were going to be here.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46741

  16. Walter Jr

    I wouldn't have missed it.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46742

  17. Erin

    Ahh!

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46743

  18. Walter Jr

    I'm Walter, Andy's younger brother.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46744

  19. Jim

    Oh, hey, how are you doing, I'm Jim.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46745

  20. Walter Jr

    Tuna, right? And this must be your lovely wife Pam.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46746

  21. Jim

    No.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46747

  22. Meredith

    Hell no. She wishes.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46748

  23. Jim

    No, no, no, no, no. No.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46749

  24. Waiter

    Sir, I need to be able to feed all the guests.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46750

  25. Kevin

    I understand.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46751

  26. Dwight

    Set that down. Present yourself.

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  27. Jim

    Chapter 4 ' One of the host's most important duties is as Dance Master. A proper courtly dance sets the tone for the entire afternoon.

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  28. Dwight

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I PRESENT, ROBERT CALIFORNIA!

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46754

  29. Robert

    Hello Andy.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46755

  30. Andy

    Welcome.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46756

  31. Robert

    Thank you.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46757

  32. Andy

    Hey, I want you to meet my first bosses, Mom and Dad.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46758

  33. Robert

    Yes, hello, nice to meet you.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46759

  34. Walter

    Pleasure.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46760

  35. Robert

    Andy, where shall I put your basil plant?

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46761

  36. Andy

    Oh, I thought you were going to bring marmalade.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46762

  37. Robert

    No, I'm certain you said basil.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46763

  38. Ryan

    This is not funny, man, let me down.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46764

  39. Kevin

    I think this thing is broken.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46765

  40. Ryan

    It's not broken, Kevin. This is how it works.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46766

  41. Andy

    So pretty today.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46767

  42. Ellen

    It's getting chilly.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46768

  43. Walter

    We really should be leaving.

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  44. Andy

    Yeah, um, it would be weird if the boss man didn't make a toast, so, hang on. Everybody, I just want to take this opportunity to thank you all for coming, and to raise a glass to my amazing staff.

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  45. Andy

    Toasts are great. I mean, you toast somebody, they toast you back. It just goes round and round. That's my favorite part about toasts, the reciprocity.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46771

  46. Andy

    Let's hear from you guys, who do you want to toast?

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46772

  47. Darryl

    Yeah, I'll say something. I think we should be acknowledging our boss, because none of us would be here without him. Robert California!

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46773

  48. Gabe

    I can't believe I didn't think of toasting Robert. Get in the game, Gabriel! Why are you talking to Stanley's mistress?

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46774

  49. Angela

    I would like to toast someone who isn't here but who will be in just four short months. Welcome to the world, Phillip Lipton!

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46775

  50. Pam

    I also would like to toast Phillip Halpert, who is due even sooner. May he be a good namesake to my grandfather who I promised as a child long before tonight that I would one day name my son after him. To Phillip Halpert!

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46776

  51. Angela

    She just always has to copy anything I do! It's the Ford Taurus situation all over again!

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46777

  52. Ryan

    I'd like to make a toast to the troops. All the troops. Both sides.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46778

  53. Erin

    I think we should toast...

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46779

  54. Dwight

    Ladies and gentlemen! The last supper.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46780

  55. Jim

    Chapter 9 ' The tableau vivant is not only welcomed, but expected entertainment at any garden party.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46781

  56. Kevin

    Andy? I think we should acknowledge the man who has led us to such a profitable quarter. To Robert California.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46782

  57. Gabe

    I would also like to toast Robert California. Mr. California,...

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46783

  58. Andy

    You can't triple toast somebody! At least not until we get everyone once.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46784

  59. Robert

    I'll say a few words if that's alright with you, Andy.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46785

  60. Andy

    Yeah, yeah.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46786

  61. Robert

    You people say I led you, but it wasn't me. You want to toast the man who led you to success, but the boss is irrelevant. Andy and I, we produce nothing. We do nothing. We sit in our offices and demand, I want this and that right now, like petulant children. You know, the difference between a crying baby and a manager, one day the baby will grow up. But, without you, Andy and I would be sitting in our dirty diapers, waiting for someone to change us, wipe us. I should be toasting you, thanking you, for allowing me to have the easiest job in the universe. Cheers.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46787

  62. Gabe

    To Robert California, from the moment you entered our building and our hearts, you...

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46788

  63. Andy

    Some of you know that we have an internet star in our midst. Mr. Walter Baynes Bernard Sr., please report to the stage!

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46789

  64. Walter

    I'm eating, Andy.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46790

  65. Andy

    Ah, come on!

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46791

  66. Walter

    Okay. Okay.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46792

  67. Andy

    Yes!

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46793

  68. Walter

    What do you want to do?

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46794

  69. Andy

    Well, how about one of our classic father/son duets?

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46795

  70. Walter

    Oh, whoa, sure? Really? It's a little tricky.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46796

  71. Andy

    Saying I love you is not the words...

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46797

  72. Walter

    It's too high.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46798

  73. Andy

    Yeah?

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46799

  74. Walter

    It's high but it's not that high.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46800

  75. Andy

    Right, it feels strange.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46801

  76. Walter

    Just take it down a little.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46802

  77. Andy

    Saying I love... Saying I love you...

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46803

  78. Walter

    Here, give it to me. Okay. Uh, something like... Saying I love you is...

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46804

  79. Andy & Walter

    ...not the words...

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46805

  80. Walter

    You don't come in yet. ...I want to hear from you, It's not that I want you...

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46806

  81. Andy & Walter

    ...not to say it but if you only knew... More than words is all you have to do to make it real...

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46807

  82. Andy

    Is anyone filming this? Seriously! Erin!

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46808

  83. Erin

    It's either taping or calling.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46809

  84. Andy & Walter

    What would you do if my heart was torn in two...

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46810

  85. Walter

    You know what, Walter Jr. is here. Why don't you come up and join us?

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46811

  86. Walter Jr

    Dad, no. I'm just having a good time getting to know Andy's friends here.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46812

  87. Meredith

    Get up there and sing or I will cut your larynx and you'll never be able to sing again. Woo!

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46813

  88. Walter & Walter Jr

    May the good lord be with you down every road you roam. And may sunshine and happiness surround you when you're far from home. And may you grow to be proud, dignified and true. And do unto others as you'd have done to you...

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46814

  89. Andy

    Cheers! Alright! Cheers, cheers, cheers, get your own guitar.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46815

  90. Erin's Cell Phone

    If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46816

  91. Erin

    Sorry.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46817

  92. Kelly

    I am so cold.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46818

  93. Ryan

    That's because you didn't bring a jacket.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46819

  94. Dwight

    My first love is beet farming, but it's a young man's game. Who ever heard of an old beet farmer?

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46820

  95. Robert

    Forget the beets. Concentrate on the hosting. I could spend a considerable amount of money having my birthday party here.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46821

  96. Dwight

    Oh really? Well, we have a number of birthday packages. The Pewter Package has the least amount of goats, not no goats, it's still 10-12 goats, depending on the availability of the goats. Now the Goat Package obviously has the most goats. What were you thinking?

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46822

  97. Robert

    Of course I am not interested in goats. Why would you spend so much time going over the goats with me?

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46823

  98. Dwight

    I can get you exotic meats ' hippo steaks, giraffe burgers...

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46824

  99. Robert

    We'll talk.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46825

  100. Dwight

    It'll all be goat.

    Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46826