Every quote from The Office season 8, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 13, 2011.
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Andy
Well, technically FOR Andy.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46727
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Oscar
Technically FOR Robert California. He's our CEO.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46728
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Ellen
I thought you were the CEO.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46729
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Andy
I don't know how you got there.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46730
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Walter
You said you were running the company.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46731
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Andy
This branch, I'm the regional manager.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46732
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Walter
Yes, that makes more sense. Are you all regional managers?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46733
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Andy
Did I throw this party to impress my parents? That's crazy. Now, if they wanted a garden party, they could throw one themselves, which, as a matter of fact, they did, last week. They threw one for my baby brother who is totally amazing, but I couldn't care less.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46734
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Andy
Can I introduce you around now?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46735
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Walter
Uh, yeah, we don't have too long, we have theater tickets.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46736
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Andy
What are you going to see?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46737
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Walter
Money Ball. Walter Jr.'s choice.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46738
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Andy
What??
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46739
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Walter Jr
Hey Bronard!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46740
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Andy
I didn't know you were going to be here.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46741
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Walter Jr
I wouldn't have missed it.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46742
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Erin
Ahh!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46743
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Walter Jr
I'm Walter, Andy's younger brother.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46744
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Jim
Oh, hey, how are you doing, I'm Jim.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46745
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Walter Jr
Tuna, right? And this must be your lovely wife Pam.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46746
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Jim
No.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46747
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Meredith
Hell no. She wishes.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46748
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Jim
No, no, no, no, no. No.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46749
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Waiter
Sir, I need to be able to feed all the guests.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46750
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Kevin
I understand.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46751
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Dwight
Set that down. Present yourself.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46752
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Jim
Chapter 4 ' One of the host's most important duties is as Dance Master. A proper courtly dance sets the tone for the entire afternoon.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46753
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Dwight
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I PRESENT, ROBERT CALIFORNIA!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46754
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Robert
Hello Andy.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46755
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Andy
Welcome.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46756
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Robert
Thank you.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46757
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Andy
Hey, I want you to meet my first bosses, Mom and Dad.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46758
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Robert
Yes, hello, nice to meet you.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46759
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Walter
Pleasure.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46760
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Robert
Andy, where shall I put your basil plant?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46761
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Andy
Oh, I thought you were going to bring marmalade.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46762
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Robert
No, I'm certain you said basil.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46763
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Ryan
This is not funny, man, let me down.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46764
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Kevin
I think this thing is broken.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46765
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Ryan
It's not broken, Kevin. This is how it works.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46766
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Andy
So pretty today.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46767
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Ellen
It's getting chilly.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46768
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Walter
We really should be leaving.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46769
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Andy
Yeah, um, it would be weird if the boss man didn't make a toast, so, hang on. Everybody, I just want to take this opportunity to thank you all for coming, and to raise a glass to my amazing staff.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46770
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Andy
Toasts are great. I mean, you toast somebody, they toast you back. It just goes round and round. That's my favorite part about toasts, the reciprocity.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46771
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Andy
Let's hear from you guys, who do you want to toast?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46772
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Darryl
Yeah, I'll say something. I think we should be acknowledging our boss, because none of us would be here without him. Robert California!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46773
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Gabe
I can't believe I didn't think of toasting Robert. Get in the game, Gabriel! Why are you talking to Stanley's mistress?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46774
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Angela
I would like to toast someone who isn't here but who will be in just four short months. Welcome to the world, Phillip Lipton!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46775
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Pam
I also would like to toast Phillip Halpert, who is due even sooner. May he be a good namesake to my grandfather who I promised as a child long before tonight that I would one day name my son after him. To Phillip Halpert!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46776
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Angela
She just always has to copy anything I do! It's the Ford Taurus situation all over again!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46777
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Ryan
I'd like to make a toast to the troops. All the troops. Both sides.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46778
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Erin
I think we should toast...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46779
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Dwight
Ladies and gentlemen! The last supper.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46780
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Jim
Chapter 9 ' The tableau vivant is not only welcomed, but expected entertainment at any garden party.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46781
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Kevin
Andy? I think we should acknowledge the man who has led us to such a profitable quarter. To Robert California.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46782
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Gabe
I would also like to toast Robert California. Mr. California,...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46783
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Andy
You can't triple toast somebody! At least not until we get everyone once.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46784
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Robert
I'll say a few words if that's alright with you, Andy.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46785
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Andy
Yeah, yeah.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46786
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Robert
You people say I led you, but it wasn't me. You want to toast the man who led you to success, but the boss is irrelevant. Andy and I, we produce nothing. We do nothing. We sit in our offices and demand, I want this and that right now, like petulant children. You know, the difference between a crying baby and a manager, one day the baby will grow up. But, without you, Andy and I would be sitting in our dirty diapers, waiting for someone to change us, wipe us. I should be toasting you, thanking you, for allowing me to have the easiest job in the universe. Cheers.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46787
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Gabe
To Robert California, from the moment you entered our building and our hearts, you...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46788
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Andy
Some of you know that we have an internet star in our midst. Mr. Walter Baynes Bernard Sr., please report to the stage!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46789
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Walter
I'm eating, Andy.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46790
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Andy
Ah, come on!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46791
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Walter
Okay. Okay.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46792
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Andy
Yes!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46793
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Walter
What do you want to do?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46794
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Andy
Well, how about one of our classic father/son duets?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46795
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Walter
Oh, whoa, sure? Really? It's a little tricky.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46796
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Andy
Saying I love you is not the words...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46797
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Walter
It's too high.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46798
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Andy
Yeah?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46799
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Walter
It's high but it's not that high.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46800
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Andy
Right, it feels strange.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46801
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Walter
Just take it down a little.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46802
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Andy
Saying I love... Saying I love you...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46803
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Walter
Here, give it to me. Okay. Uh, something like... Saying I love you is...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46804
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Andy & Walter
...not the words...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46805
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Walter
You don't come in yet. ...I want to hear from you, It's not that I want you...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46806
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Andy & Walter
...not to say it but if you only knew... More than words is all you have to do to make it real...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46807
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Andy
Is anyone filming this? Seriously! Erin!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46808
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Erin
It's either taping or calling.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46809
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Andy & Walter
What would you do if my heart was torn in two...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46810
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Walter
You know what, Walter Jr. is here. Why don't you come up and join us?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46811
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Walter Jr
Dad, no. I'm just having a good time getting to know Andy's friends here.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46812
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Meredith
Get up there and sing or I will cut your larynx and you'll never be able to sing again. Woo!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46813
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Walter & Walter Jr
May the good lord be with you down every road you roam. And may sunshine and happiness surround you when you're far from home. And may you grow to be proud, dignified and true. And do unto others as you'd have done to you...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46814
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Andy
Cheers! Alright! Cheers, cheers, cheers, get your own guitar.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46815
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Erin's Cell Phone
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46816
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Erin
Sorry.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46817
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Kelly
I am so cold.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46818
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Ryan
That's because you didn't bring a jacket.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46819
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Dwight
My first love is beet farming, but it's a young man's game. Who ever heard of an old beet farmer?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46820
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Robert
Forget the beets. Concentrate on the hosting. I could spend a considerable amount of money having my birthday party here.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46821
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Dwight
Oh really? Well, we have a number of birthday packages. The Pewter Package has the least amount of goats, not no goats, it's still 10-12 goats, depending on the availability of the goats. Now the Goat Package obviously has the most goats. What were you thinking?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46822
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Robert
Of course I am not interested in goats. Why would you spend so much time going over the goats with me?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46823
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Dwight
I can get you exotic meats ' hippo steaks, giraffe burgers...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46824
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Robert
We'll talk.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46825
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Dwight
It'll all be goat.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Quote 46826