Every line from The Office season 8, episode 4, in script order. First aired October 13, 2011.
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Andy
Well, technically FOR Andy.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46727
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Oscar
Technically FOR Robert California. He's our CEO.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46728
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Ellen
I thought you were the CEO.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46729
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Andy
I don't know how you got there.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46730
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Walter
You said you were running the company.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46731
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Andy
This branch, I'm the regional manager.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46732
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Walter
Yes, that makes more sense. Are you all regional managers?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46733
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Andy
Did I throw this party to impress my parents? That's crazy. Now, if they wanted a garden party, they could throw one themselves, which, as a matter of fact, they did, last week. They threw one for my baby brother who is totally amazing, but I couldn't care less.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46734
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Andy
Can I introduce you around now?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46735
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Walter
Uh, yeah, we don't have too long, we have theater tickets.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46736
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Andy
What are you going to see?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46737
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Walter
Money Ball. Walter Jr.'s choice.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46738
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Andy
What??
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46739
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Walter Jr
Hey Bronard!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46740
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Andy
I didn't know you were going to be here.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46741
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Walter Jr
I wouldn't have missed it.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46742
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Erin
Ahh!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46743
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Walter Jr
I'm Walter, Andy's younger brother.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46744
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Jim
Oh, hey, how are you doing, I'm Jim.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46745
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Walter Jr
Tuna, right? And this must be your lovely wife Pam.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46746
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Jim
No.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46747
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Meredith
Hell no. She wishes.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46748
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Jim
No, no, no, no, no. No.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46749
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Waiter
Sir, I need to be able to feed all the guests.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46750
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Kevin
I understand.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46751
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Dwight
Set that down. Present yourself.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46752
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Jim
Chapter 4 ' One of the host's most important duties is as Dance Master. A proper courtly dance sets the tone for the entire afternoon.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46753
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Dwight
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I PRESENT, ROBERT CALIFORNIA!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46754
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Robert
Hello Andy.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46755
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Andy
Welcome.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46756
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Robert
Thank you.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46757
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Andy
Hey, I want you to meet my first bosses, Mom and Dad.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46758
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Robert
Yes, hello, nice to meet you.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46759
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Walter
Pleasure.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46760
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Robert
Andy, where shall I put your basil plant?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46761
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Andy
Oh, I thought you were going to bring marmalade.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46762
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Robert
No, I'm certain you said basil.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46763
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Ryan
This is not funny, man, let me down.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46764
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Kevin
I think this thing is broken.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46765
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Ryan
It's not broken, Kevin. This is how it works.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46766
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Andy
So pretty today.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46767
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Ellen
It's getting chilly.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46768
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Walter
We really should be leaving.
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Andy
Yeah, um, it would be weird if the boss man didn't make a toast, so, hang on. Everybody, I just want to take this opportunity to thank you all for coming, and to raise a glass to my amazing staff.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46770
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Andy
Toasts are great. I mean, you toast somebody, they toast you back. It just goes round and round. That's my favorite part about toasts, the reciprocity.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46771
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Andy
Let's hear from you guys, who do you want to toast?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46772
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Darryl
Yeah, I'll say something. I think we should be acknowledging our boss, because none of us would be here without him. Robert California!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46773
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Gabe
I can't believe I didn't think of toasting Robert. Get in the game, Gabriel! Why are you talking to Stanley's mistress?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46774
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Angela
I would like to toast someone who isn't here but who will be in just four short months. Welcome to the world, Phillip Lipton!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46775
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Pam
I also would like to toast Phillip Halpert, who is due even sooner. May he be a good namesake to my grandfather who I promised as a child long before tonight that I would one day name my son after him. To Phillip Halpert!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46776
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Angela
She just always has to copy anything I do! It's the Ford Taurus situation all over again!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46777
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Ryan
I'd like to make a toast to the troops. All the troops. Both sides.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46778
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Erin
I think we should toast...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46779
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Dwight
Ladies and gentlemen! The last supper.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46780
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Jim
Chapter 9 ' The tableau vivant is not only welcomed, but expected entertainment at any garden party.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46781
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Kevin
Andy? I think we should acknowledge the man who has led us to such a profitable quarter. To Robert California.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46782
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Gabe
I would also like to toast Robert California. Mr. California,...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46783
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Andy
You can't triple toast somebody! At least not until we get everyone once.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46784
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Robert
I'll say a few words if that's alright with you, Andy.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46785
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Andy
Yeah, yeah.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46786
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Robert
You people say I led you, but it wasn't me. You want to toast the man who led you to success, but the boss is irrelevant. Andy and I, we produce nothing. We do nothing. We sit in our offices and demand, I want this and that right now, like petulant children. You know, the difference between a crying baby and a manager, one day the baby will grow up. But, without you, Andy and I would be sitting in our dirty diapers, waiting for someone to change us, wipe us. I should be toasting you, thanking you, for allowing me to have the easiest job in the universe. Cheers.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46787
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Gabe
To Robert California, from the moment you entered our building and our hearts, you...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46788
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Andy
Some of you know that we have an internet star in our midst. Mr. Walter Baynes Bernard Sr., please report to the stage!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46789
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Walter
I'm eating, Andy.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46790
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Andy
Ah, come on!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46791
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Walter
Okay. Okay.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46792
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Andy
Yes!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46793
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Walter
What do you want to do?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46794
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Andy
Well, how about one of our classic father/son duets?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46795
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Walter
Oh, whoa, sure? Really? It's a little tricky.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46796
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Andy
Saying I love you is not the words...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46797
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Walter
It's too high.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46798
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Andy
Yeah?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46799
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Walter
It's high but it's not that high.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46800
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Andy
Right, it feels strange.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46801
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Walter
Just take it down a little.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46802
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Andy
Saying I love... Saying I love you...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46803
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Walter
Here, give it to me. Okay. Uh, something like... Saying I love you is...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46804
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Andy & Walter
...not the words...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46805
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Walter
You don't come in yet. ...I want to hear from you, It's not that I want you...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46806
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Andy & Walter
...not to say it but if you only knew... More than words is all you have to do to make it real...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46807
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Andy
Is anyone filming this? Seriously! Erin!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46808
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Erin
It's either taping or calling.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46809
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Andy & Walter
What would you do if my heart was torn in two...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46810
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Walter
You know what, Walter Jr. is here. Why don't you come up and join us?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46811
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Walter Jr
Dad, no. I'm just having a good time getting to know Andy's friends here.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46812
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Meredith
Get up there and sing or I will cut your larynx and you'll never be able to sing again. Woo!
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46813
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Walter & Walter Jr
May the good lord be with you down every road you roam. And may sunshine and happiness surround you when you're far from home. And may you grow to be proud, dignified and true. And do unto others as you'd have done to you...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46814
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Andy
Cheers! Alright! Cheers, cheers, cheers, get your own guitar.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46815
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Erin's Cell Phone
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46816
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Erin
Sorry.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46817
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Kelly
I am so cold.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46818
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Ryan
That's because you didn't bring a jacket.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46819
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Dwight
My first love is beet farming, but it's a young man's game. Who ever heard of an old beet farmer?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46820
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Robert
Forget the beets. Concentrate on the hosting. I could spend a considerable amount of money having my birthday party here.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46821
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Dwight
Oh really? Well, we have a number of birthday packages. The Pewter Package has the least amount of goats, not no goats, it's still 10-12 goats, depending on the availability of the goats. Now the Goat Package obviously has the most goats. What were you thinking?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46822
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Robert
Of course I am not interested in goats. Why would you spend so much time going over the goats with me?
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46823
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Dwight
I can get you exotic meats ' hippo steaks, giraffe burgers...
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46824
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Robert
We'll talk.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46825
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Dwight
It'll all be goat.
Season 8 · Episode 4 · Line 46826