Every line from The Office season 8, episode 24, in script order. First aired May 10, 2012.
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Andy
I- I- Okay, I get how that sounds crazy.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52704
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Toby
Hey, Andy, Nobody's calling you crazy, Andy. We're your friends, Andy.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52705
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Andy
Stop saying my name.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52706
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Erin
No, he's not making this up.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52707
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Andy
Thank you, Erin.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52708
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Erin
Andy tells me about seeing David Wallace all the time.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52709
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Pam
But have you ever actually seen him yourself?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52710
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Erin
Oh my God.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52711
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Andy
Erin, come- Come on. You know I've been talking to David Wallace.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52712
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Toby
Do you see David Wallace in the room right now?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52713
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Dwight
Operation Phoenix is a go. Just get the car ready.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52714
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Kelly
Now you look at me like you're adoring me, I'm gonna look at the camera like I don't even know you're there.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52715
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Ravi
I do adore you.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52716
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Robert
Andrew, it's time for you to go home. You're better than this.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52717
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Andy
Yeah, I know.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52718
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Robert
Everyone's better than this, because this is the worst thing I have ever seen. Why'd they add coconut? I miss original.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52719
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Jim
Hey.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52720
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Others
Hey!
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52721
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David
Hey guys, long time.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52722
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Pam
David, what are you doing here?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52723
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Phyllis
Is it true you're buying the company?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52724
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David
Okay, I guess the word is out. Uh, please keep this a secret, but yes, I've been talking with Andy-
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52725
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Andy
What? Thought I heard my name. What? I'm the new manager?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52726
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David
I'll get to that in a second, Andy.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52727
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Andy
But it's- it is- it is me? Right?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52728
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David
Yes, as we've discussed-
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52729
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Andy
What?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52730
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David
But it's very possible-
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52731
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Andy
Oh my God!
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52732
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David
Probable.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52733
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Andy
Wow. From janitor to manager?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52734
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David
Yep.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52735
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Andy
That's quite a Cinderella story. From M-O-P to M-V-P.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52736
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David
There's an official announcement, a few details to be-
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52737
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Andy
From total loss to total boss, I mean-
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52738
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Stanley
Can we expect any payroll interruptions?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52739
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David
Now that is a great question, Stanley. Right now I think all your operations or most of your operations are pretty much down in Florida, so to shift back up-
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52740
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Andy
I was so looking forward to that and it did not... go as I thought it would.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52741
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Phyllis
So we're not gonna be a part of Sabre anymore?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52742
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David
Actually, nothing is gonna be a part of Sabre anymore. Jo Bennett's planning on liquidating the rest of the company.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52743
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Robert
Oof. Wouldn't wanna be a Sabre employee right about now. I'm actually the CEO.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52744
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David
Ah, I didn't realize you were standing there.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52745
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Robert
Hey, my friend, trust me. This is for the best. I never understood that corporate mess.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52746
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David
Well, okay. Great to meet you.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52747
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Robert
Likewise, I'm Bob. Bob Kazamakis.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52748
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David
Pleasure.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52749
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Robert
I'd love to give you a little rundown on what I've learned about this place.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52750
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David
That's very gracious of you, Bob. I would love that.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52751
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Robert
Please.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52752
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Andy
Guess I'd better take off these dirty rags. Figure out how to be a manager of this place.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52753
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Jim
Perhaps your year of experience managing this branch will come in handy.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52754
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Andy
Gosh, I hope so.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52755
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Angela
No! God, Mose! God!
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52756
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Mose
Hi, Angela.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52757
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Angela
Get out of the car! Get out! Where is he?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52758
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Mose
I'm not supposed to say.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52759
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Angela
Yes! Tell me! Tell me where he is! Mose, damn it! Where did he go? Mose! Get back here!
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52760
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Darryl
Let's see that smile. Go on.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52761
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Val
Right here?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52762
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Darryl
Cool.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52763
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Andy
Looks like I might get my delicious moment after all.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52764
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Nellie
May I say one thing?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52765
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Andy
It would be rude of me not to let you say whatever's on your mind.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52766
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Nellie
The quality of mercy is not strained.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52767
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Andy
No.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52768
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Nellie
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52769
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Andy
Do not bring Shakespeare into this. How dare you play the bard card?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52770
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Nellie
It blesseth he who gives and he who takes. 'Tis mightiest in the mightiest.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52771
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Andy
I just want one motherdelicious moment. Is that too much to ask?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52772
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Andy
If I were to hire you back. If. What do you think you would do well?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52773
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Nellie
Special projects manager, that's my background. I just go around doing whatever I want.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52774
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Andy
All right, you sly bastard. When can you start?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52775
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David
Okay everyone. I had a conversation with Bob, and since I am going to be CEO now there'll be no need for him.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52776
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Meredith
Ouch. That's gotta hurt!
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52777
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David
But, he is going to be making so much money from the liquidation, he's gonna be freed up to do something much more important.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52778
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Robert
David has generously offered to donate one million dollars in matching funds to a cause that's very dear to me. So, for the next three years, I'll be travelling overseas, concentrating all of my efforts on educating- mentoring, some African, some Asian, but mainly Eastern European women.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52779
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David
I had no idea how pervasive this problem was until Bob explained it to me.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52780
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Robert
Oprah Winfrey's leadership academy and other schools like it, while wonderful, end with high school. I want to see these girls right through college, especially the gymnasts. They've lost so many years of crucial education to perfecting their bodies. Muscle groups the rest of us can't even fathom.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52781
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Andy
Gymnasts? You're going to seek out uneducated gymnasts?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52782
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Robert
Yeah, so I'm hoping to identify some truly exceptional women who show great promise. Well, Andy, it's been fun.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52783
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Andy
Mm. Mm-hmm.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52784
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Robert
It's been a great year.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52785
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Dwight
Hello.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52786
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Angela
Where is it?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52787
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Dwight
They're testing it now.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52788
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Angela
How long does it take to get the results?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52789
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Dwight
Seventy-two hours.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52790
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Angela
You're gonna wait here?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52791
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Dwight
Yes.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52792
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Angela
Dwight, I can't do this. Dwight!
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52793
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Senator Lipton
Hey.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52794
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Oscar
Senator Lipton. Hey, how are you?
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52795
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Senator Lipton
You didn't call.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52796
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Oscar
Um, well, uh, the issue that I- that concerned me...
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52797
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Senator Lipton
You know what this is about. Call.
Season 8 · Episode 24 · Line 52798