Every quote from The Office season 8, episode 23, in script order. First aired May 3, 2012.
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Dwight
Well '
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52416
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Harry
Mr. Ramish, Harry Jannerone. Dunder Mifflin, Syracuse '
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52417
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Dwight
I was here first.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52418
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Mr. Ramish
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52419
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Dwight
I already made an appointment' with your secretary.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52420
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Mr. Ramish
Let me stop you all right here. I've already picked a new paper supplier.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52421
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Dwight
Wait, it's not D.M Utica, is it?
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52422
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Mr. Ramish
No, no, it's not Dunder Mifflin at all actually. It's' Big Red Paper Company.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52423
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Jim
Big Red Paper Company?
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52424
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Mr. Ramish
Mm-hmm.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52425
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Andy
Yes, yes, yes!
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52426
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Harry
Give me a cup of coffee.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52427
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Dwight
Me too. Or do you also have a monopoly on thirst?
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52428
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Jim
All right, guys. It didn't work out for any of us, so' we're still on the same team. Let me get these.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52429
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Dwight
No. Let him get his own. It's Syracuse money.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52430
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Harry
You know, your partner's got a lotta attitude. But I like that. How long you guys been dating?
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52431
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Dwight
Jim couldn't land me in a thousand years.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52432
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Jim
But you're saying there's a chance.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52433
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Dwight
Shut up.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52434
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Pam
Hey.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52435
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Robert
Hmm.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52436
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Pam
I stole Nellie's phone.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52437
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Robert
Excellent. Excellent. Though troubling that your first instinct is thievery.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52438
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Pam
What do you want from me?
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52439
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Robert
Now we get to the bottom of Nellie's 'yes, yes, yes, yes, never.'
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52440
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Phone
Hi, Nell, it's mom. Do keep your chin up. It can't be as bad as you described.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52441
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Robert
Oh yes it can.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52442
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Phone
This is MasterCard. You are over the limit. Send the minimum payment of $448 by Monday, or we will be forced to send it to collections.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52443
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Robert
Shopaholic.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52444
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Pam
Sounds like it.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52445
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Robert
Yeah.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52446
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Phone
Hi, sis. Is your boss still hitting on you?
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52447
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Robert
Ah.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52448
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Phone
This is Annie from second nests. I'm sorry, but the Romanian orphanage felt more comfortable with a two-person nuclear family than a single mother, so, we're gonna hold out for that.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52449
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Pam
Okay, that's enough.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52450
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Robert
Pam, we need to get to the bottom of this.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52451
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Pam
No, no, no!
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52452
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Robert
No, come on.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52453
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Pam
Robert! Okay, oops! I deleted them all. They're all deleted.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52454
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Robert
Pam, Pam, you've completely bungled this!
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52455
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Pam
Ah. Ahh.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52456
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Pam
Hey.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52457
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Nellie
Can I do it, Pam? Can I put off a gold Arabian sandal?
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52458
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Pam
Um' yes. Definitely. With your hair '
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52459
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Nellie
Oh!
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52460
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Pam
Certainly. Um' you dropped your cell phone.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52461
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Nellie
Oh, gosh.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52462
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Pam
Yep.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52463
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Nellie
Thank you. I'm' so stupid.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52464
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Pam
No. My goodness. You have a lot going on. With Robert and everything.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52465
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Nellie
Oh, god, Pam. Don't get me started.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52466
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Pam
No, I will not.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52467
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Nellie
You've just got me started. Robert' is' a filthy beast. I mean, don't you get the feeling, he's just thinking of fifteen different ways to do you?
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52468
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Pam
Well '
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52469
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Nellie
I mean, the man talks of nothing but sex.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52470
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Pam
But sometimes he talks about flesh' and bacchanals.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52471
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Nellie
I cannot even tell you what he left on my phone last night.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52472
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Pam
No' don't. Just put it out of your mind.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52473
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Nellie
Pam, what is your address? I'm gonna send you a pair of these gold harem shoes. Oh, no. You don't '
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52474
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Nellie
Oh yes. Come on, a little gold Arabian slipper.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52475
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Nellie
Things are looking up. I might be a mother soon. I have MasterCard right where I want them. And' I have a new friend. A friend. At work.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52476
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Robert
Erin.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52477
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Erin
There's a call for you on line one.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52478
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Robert
Who is it?
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52479
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Erin
He says salvation. No last name.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52480
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Robert
Yeah, hello?
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52481
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Andy
You once put me on a list of the losers in the office. Well, this loser just got your biggest client to give him all their business. So hire me back, that business is yours. Don't, and I will find another buyer.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52482
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Robert
You're blackmailing me.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52483
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Andy
It's just business.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52484
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Robert
Ah, well, I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me, bring it on. You're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the *bleep* lizard king.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52485
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Andy
Whoa. Well I gave him a chance.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52486
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David
Andy Bernard.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52487
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Andy
You got a minute?
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52488
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David
Um' I'm in the middle of a piano lesson.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52489
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Andy
I wanted to see if I could interest you in an investment. Dunder Mifflin.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52490
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David
Dunder Mifflin. Now' why would I want that? It's worth half of what it was three years ago.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52491
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Andy
Exactly. And you know better than anyone that with the right management it could be worth twice what you would pay for it today.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52492
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David
Why don't you come in?
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52493
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Harry
So what would you do if you weren't selling paper?
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52494
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Jim
Oh, man, I'd have to sell beets. Probably submit them for competitions.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52495
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Dwight
What?
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52496
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Jim
Yeah! I know it sounds stupid, but nationals has always kinda been a dream of mine.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52497
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Dwight
How have we never talked about this before? Wait. You don't even care about nationals.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52498
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Harry
Nothing?
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52499
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Jim
I don't know. I've always wanted to own a bike shop, but what about you?
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52500
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Harry
I'd like to sell one big thing, you know? Like' a plane. One sale, I'm out.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52501
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Jim
That sounds lovely.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52502
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Harry
Anyway, Robert's gonna run this company into the ground, so' We won't be doing this in six months.
Season 8 · Episode 23 · Quote 52503