Every line from The Office season 8, episode 22, in script order. First aired April 26, 2012.
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Oscar
okay
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52177
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Senator
thanks so much for coming
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52178
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Oscar
why does this always happen to me? Ahh! I just feel so bad for Angela
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52179
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Andy
so it just goes on under here like this?
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52180
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Vet
that's right!
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52181
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Andy
Ugh, oh god!
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52182
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Vet
Yeah, you never get used to that.
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52183
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Jim
Hey, just wanted to check in. See how you are doing.
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52184
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Andy
I am so great!
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52185
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Erin
He's great. we're all great. Twelve dogs. This my life now, I'm a dog nurse.
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52186
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Jim
Look at that one though, he's smiling!
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52187
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Vet
Yeah, he should be! It's his first day without a muzzle.
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52188
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Andy
This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52189
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Pam
Absolutely, it's awesome--
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52190
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Jim
Yes--
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52191
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Kevin
I'm sorry, are you guys nuts? He's not doing great! He was fired! This is terrible! This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to you, not the best.
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52192
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Andy
You're right. he's right, I am a mess. This whole night I've been trying to convince you guys that I'm fine. I guess I thought that if I could convince you that I'm fine, maybe--
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52193
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Vet
Maybe you would think it too! I'm sorry, it's just I don't get to be in a lot of human conversations.
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52194
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Jim
Okay well, Andy, listen. It's okay if you don't feel totally settled. This is all very fresh.
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52195
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Pam
Yeah, I mean, admitting you need help is the first step!
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52196
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Andy
Yes! And also, focusing on the positive. Like I got a lot of good things going on!
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52197
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Jim
Yeah! Like that rock opera! You could always do that right?
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52198
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Andy
Yeah, I do. I have that.
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52199
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Jim
Yeah
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52200
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Erin
You're going to be alright
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52201
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Kevin
No. No he's not.
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52202
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Andy
Yes, I am! Thank you, Kev!
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52203
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Kevin
You're welcome!
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52204
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Kevin
Sometimes I feel like every one I work with is an idiot. and by sometimes I mean all times. All the times. Every of the times!
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52205
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Erin
So some of us ended up adopting those elderly dogs. It's been great!
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52206
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Darryl
Pepper's been getting me out of the house, going on runs.
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52207
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Kevin
My dog Ruby doesn't do anything, she just lays there all day! She's so chill.
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52208
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Pam
What do you feed her?
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52209
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Kevin
Well I put out Pro Bow-Wow, but she barely touches it. She's so dainty!
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52210
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Darryl
Is she sick? How are her poops?
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52211
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Kevin
Doesn't really poop. It's perfect, nothing to pick up! She just kind of lies there all day like a good girl. I put on the TV for her, but I have to prop her eyes open so she can see it.
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52212
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Pam
Does she smell?
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52213
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Kevin
She smells horrible. It's unbelievable. But I don't want to put her in the bath, because I'm afraid that she'll drown.
Season 8 · Episode 22 · Line 52214
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Kevin
People seem awful interested in you Ruby. Guess they're just jealous, right! Yeah, that a girl, that a girl! Man that stinks!
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