"Fundraiser" Quotes (page 3)

Every line from The Office season 8, episode 22, in script order. First aired April 26, 2012.

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  1. Oscar

    okay

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  2. Senator

    thanks so much for coming

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  3. Oscar

    why does this always happen to me? Ahh! I just feel so bad for Angela

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  4. Andy

    so it just goes on under here like this?

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  5. Vet

    that's right!

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  6. Andy

    Ugh, oh god!

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  7. Vet

    Yeah, you never get used to that.

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  8. Jim

    Hey, just wanted to check in. See how you are doing.

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  9. Andy

    I am so great!

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  10. Erin

    He's great. we're all great. Twelve dogs. This my life now, I'm a dog nurse.

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  11. Jim

    Look at that one though, he's smiling!

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  12. Vet

    Yeah, he should be! It's his first day without a muzzle.

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  13. Andy

    This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

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  14. Pam

    Absolutely, it's awesome--

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  15. Jim

    Yes--

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  16. Kevin

    I'm sorry, are you guys nuts? He's not doing great! He was fired! This is terrible! This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to you, not the best.

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  17. Andy

    You're right. he's right, I am a mess. This whole night I've been trying to convince you guys that I'm fine. I guess I thought that if I could convince you that I'm fine, maybe--

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  18. Vet

    Maybe you would think it too! I'm sorry, it's just I don't get to be in a lot of human conversations.

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  19. Jim

    Okay well, Andy, listen. It's okay if you don't feel totally settled. This is all very fresh.

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  20. Pam

    Yeah, I mean, admitting you need help is the first step!

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  21. Andy

    Yes! And also, focusing on the positive. Like I got a lot of good things going on!

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  22. Jim

    Yeah! Like that rock opera! You could always do that right?

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  23. Andy

    Yeah, I do. I have that.

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  24. Jim

    Yeah

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  25. Erin

    You're going to be alright

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  26. Kevin

    No. No he's not.

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  27. Andy

    Yes, I am! Thank you, Kev!

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  28. Kevin

    You're welcome!

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  29. Kevin

    Sometimes I feel like every one I work with is an idiot. and by sometimes I mean all times. All the times. Every of the times!

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  30. Erin

    So some of us ended up adopting those elderly dogs. It's been great!

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  31. Darryl

    Pepper's been getting me out of the house, going on runs.

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  32. Kevin

    My dog Ruby doesn't do anything, she just lays there all day! She's so chill.

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  33. Pam

    What do you feed her?

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  34. Kevin

    Well I put out Pro Bow-Wow, but she barely touches it. She's so dainty!

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  35. Darryl

    Is she sick? How are her poops?

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  36. Kevin

    Doesn't really poop. It's perfect, nothing to pick up! She just kind of lies there all day like a good girl. I put on the TV for her, but I have to prop her eyes open so she can see it.

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  37. Pam

    Does she smell?

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  38. Kevin

    She smells horrible. It's unbelievable. But I don't want to put her in the bath, because I'm afraid that she'll drown.

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  39. Kevin

    People seem awful interested in you Ruby. Guess they're just jealous, right! Yeah, that a girl, that a girl! Man that stinks!

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