Every line from The Office season 8, episode 19, in script order. First aired March 15, 2012.
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Erin
I know.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51317
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Andy
[sighs]
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51318
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Nellie
So, Pamela, I'm going to start this review, not by telling you what you lack, but rather, asking you what it is you want.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51319
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Pam
Really? Okay, well, um, I like consistency in the manager's position, no weird silent coups. Stuff like that. I'm easy.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51320
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Nellie
That's not really what you want. What you want is a good night's sleep, working mother of two.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51321
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Pam
Whoa, that's kind of condescending. Would you say something like that to Jim?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51322
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Nellie
Does Jim have to breastfeed? Did Jim carry around those babies for-- what is it? 12 months? Be honest, does Jim really get up in the night?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51323
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Pam
Well, I mean, the only reason he doesn't is because I'm breastfeeding, and Phillip doesn't like a bottle.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51324
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Nellie
You must be exhausted. Fancy a nap?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51325
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Pam
No.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51326
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Nellie
Go on. Have a nap. Lie down right here. There's a blanket in here. I used it earlier myself. Dreamt I could breathe underwater like Jacques Cousteau. No one will know. I'll wake you up. And when you wake up, you will earn more money.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51327
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Pam
I think... you're a witch.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51328
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Nellie
I think you're amazing. You know that, right? Go on, say it: 'I'm amazing.'
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51329
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Pam
I'm amazing.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51330
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Irene
Erin, I think you're making a big mistake right now. Andy is a nice boy.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51331
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Erin
Really? 'cause you've been kind of a B to him all afternoon.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51332
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Irene
I was protecting you because I thought he was no good. But I can tell you really like him. And he's willing to lose his job for you, in this economy with Europe on the brink--
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51333
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Erin
Irene, what would you do without me?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51334
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Irene
We're not your concern, sweetheart. Besides, Glenn's going to sue Home Depot.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51335
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Erin
Why?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51336
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Irene
He got his foreskin caught in some lawn furniture.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51337
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Nellie
Jim, time for your review.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51338
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Jim
No, it's not, because you don't really work here.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51339
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Nellie
Why are you so staunchly defending your friend, who has abandoned you? Wouldn't you rather come talk with me? Maybe definitely get a raise?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51340
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Jim
Yeah, that's the thing. I don't know if you can even give raises.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51341
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Nellie
Jim, have you ever heard of a character named Tinkerbell?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51342
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Jim
Yes.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51343
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Nellie
I'm Tinkerbell.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51344
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Jim
No.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51345
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Nellie
Mm-hm. I'm a magical fairy who floated into your office to bring a little bit of magic into your lives, to give you all raises.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51346
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Stanley
And we are grateful.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51347
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Nellie
But here's the thing about Tinkerbell, Jim. Everyone has to believe in her or she doesn't exist.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51348
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Jim
She dies.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51349
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Nellie
She dies! Now who here believes in Tinkerbell?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51350
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Jim
Let's see it. Show of hands.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51351
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Kevin
I do. Come on everyone...
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51352
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Jim
All right, guys, stop.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51353
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Meredith
I already spent the money.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51354
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Jim
How?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51355
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Kevin
Come on Jim, you're killing her!
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51356
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All
We believe! We believe!
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51357
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Robert
Look at this wonderful recognition of Nellie's leadership. I believe.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51358
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Andy
That did not go how I wanted it to. Ugh. I have a whole ton of Erin's favorite food for the drive back, eggplant parm. It's biodegradable. Animals will eat it.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51359
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Erin
Andy wait! Andy! Andy wait! Don't go! Andy I love you! Stop! Oh, this is the wrong Prius. I don't love you. I'm sorry.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51360
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Andy
Erin!
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51361
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Erin
Andy.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51362
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Erin
Let's get out of here.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51363
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Andy
Okay.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51364
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Erin
Let's go.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51365
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Andy
Wait, we have to go back and get your stuff.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51366
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Erin
No, I don't have any stuff.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51367
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Andy
Like your toothbrush and stuff.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51368
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Erin
I don't have one.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51369
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Andy
You don't have a toothbrush?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51370
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Erin
No.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51371
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Andy
How do you not have a toothbrush?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51372
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Erin
I just... there's always one around.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51373
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Andy
You just use whichever one is sitting there?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51374
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Erin
I always find one. Have you ever heard of buying a toothbrush?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51375
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Andy
Of course. I own my toothbrush.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51376
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Nellie
I grew up poor. I had little formal education. No real skills. I don't work especially hard, and most of my ideas are either unoriginal or total crap. And yet, I walked right into a job for which I was ill-prepared, ill-suited, and somebody else already had, and I got it. If you ask me, that's the American dream right there. Anything can happen to anyone. It's just random.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51377