Every line from The Office season 8, episode 19, in script order. First aired March 15, 2012.
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Pam
This is Pam. Oh my God, are you sure? Uh, okay. Okay, um, we'll be right there. Everybody, the balloon is falling.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51117
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Kevin
Nice.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51118
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Pam
There's this balloon that has been floating in the rafters of the warehouse for, like, ever. And, okay, it's not -- it doesn't sound cool. You just have to see it.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51119
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Pam
Well, I guess it doesn't look that cool either. But, it's been up there a long time, so it's become a pretty big deal.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51120
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Jim
Wow. It's the end of an era.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51121
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Pam
Did a good job, Buddy. Now it's time to come home.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51122
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Oscar
I remember when that balloon went up there. I was still with Gil. We were so happy.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51123
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Kevin
When that went up there, I had hair like Rapunzel.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51124
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Ryan
How long do you think it's been up there, Kevin?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51125
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Kevin
I just remember pushing aside my silky bangs to say, 'Look, a balloon.'
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51126
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Dwight
My warcraft clan was still on speaking terms.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51127
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Meredith
My kid didn't have a face tattoo.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51128
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Darryl
I was still thinking of going back to school.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51129
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Jim
And I was still just a paper salesman.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51130
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Dwight
Well this has been fun, Pam. Thanks for calling us all down here.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51131
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All
Kill the balloon. Kill the balloon. Kill the balloon. Kill the balloon. Kill the balloon.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51132
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Jim
Hey. So they accidentally gave us an extra egg sandwich this morning. Who wants it?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51133
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Kevin
oooh
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51134
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Darryl
Me.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51135
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Phyllis
Yeah.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51136
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Dwight
Right here.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51137
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Nellie
Allow me to solve your problem, then.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51138
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Jim
Nellie
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51139
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Nellie
Mmm. Oh, that is disgusting. Do you call that a King James breakfast pie?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51140
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Jim
What brings you to town?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51141
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Nellie
Certainly not the Harry Houdini Museum. What a nobody. Oh look, some Hungarian just found their way out of a sack. Let's build a shrine. No, I've come to work here.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51142
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Dwight
What?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51143
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Dwight
How could Robert transfer Nellie here after the Sabre store debacle? She stinks of failure. The fact that she could show her face around here is an embarrassment. I should know. I'm in an identical situation.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51144
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Toby
Robert did say you'd be joining us. Welcome. I'm Tony.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51145
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Nellie
Mm.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51146
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Pam
What?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51147
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Toby
I- I said I'm Tony. Okay I made a mistake. I thought it might go unnoticed. But uh, I'm Toby.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51148
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Pam
You messed up saying your name?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51149
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Toby
It happens, okay? Uh, so let's just find an empty desk for you, and uh, I'm sure Robert will be with you as soon as he gets in.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51150
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Nellie
That one looks empty.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51151
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Jim
No, that's Andy's office.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51152
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Nellie
Oh, is it?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51153
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Nellie
I have one simple philosophy in business: if the seat is open, the job is open. It's how I came to briefly race a formula one car. The three slowest laps ever recorded.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51154
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Erin
Another beautiful day in Tallahassee. Ooh. Good morning, Alonzo.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51155
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Alonzo
Good morning Erin.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51156
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Erin
How are you? How's your family doing?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51157
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Erin
Bye.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51158
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Erin
Look at this place! Five rooms, and I get to clean them all. That's right. I'm a maid for an old lady. Her grandson's staying with us too because he ran out of money. Listen to me, bragging away.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51159
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Robert
Nellie.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51160
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Nellie
Robert.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51161
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Robert
How are you adjusting to life in Scranton so far?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51162
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Nellie
So far, so good.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51163
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Robert
Good.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51164
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Nellie
Water pressure in the hotel is marvelous.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51165
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Robert
Ah, well, it is astounding what a difference that can make, isn't it?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51166
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Nellie
Mm-hm.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51167
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Robert
Now. Let's find you something fun to do here, shall we?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51168
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Nellie
Oh, I've already found it. I am manager, a natural next step. It fits like a glove.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51169
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Robert
We have a manager.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51170
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Nellie
Do you really? Because it is 10:00. I've been in this chair for an hour, and no other manager has come and sat in my lap.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51171
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Robert
Excuse me, has anyone seen Andy this morning?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51172
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Kevin
Huh. Yeah, that's weird. He's usually here by now. Right guys?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51173
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Andy
Hello.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51174
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Robert
Andy, it's Robert. Why aren't you at work?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51175
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Andy
Hey, Robert. Ah, I really wish I could come in to work today, but I'm super sick.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51176
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Robert
I don't care, I don't care. Please come to work immediately.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51177
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Andy
Okay, I'll try to come in even though I'm really sick with the...
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51178
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Andy
...Florida Flu.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51179
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Robert
He just hung up on me mid-sentence.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51180
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Andy
I'm in Florida to get Erin. As soon as I heard she wasn't coming back to Scranton, I jumped straight in my car and drove straight down till I hit the ocean. My heart is my map. Turns out, Tallahassee is about 200 miles inland, so I overshot a good amount. But still, not bad for a heart map right? Oh, no. Thanks a lot, BP.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51181
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Robert
Not much we can do about this until he gets here.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51182
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Jim
Can't you do something about this?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51183
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Robert
Sometimes the flowers arrange themselves, Jim.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51184
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Jim
-Right.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51185
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Jim
What is going on? And where's Andy? And what is going on?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51186
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Irene
Erin, you got a package.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51187
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Erin
I'm in the bathroom.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51188
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Glenn
Where's the postage? I mean, there's no shipping label.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51189
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Irene
Did you wash your hands?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51190
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Erin
Yes.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51191
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Erin and Irene
[screaming as Andy busts out of box]
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51192
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Andy
Here I am; Signed, sealed, delivered; I'm yours!
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51193
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Erin
Andy, what are you doing here? It's great to see you.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51194
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Andy
Uh, I am here to take you back to Scranton. Because I love you and I want to be with you.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51195
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Irene
Where's the ring?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51196
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Andy
Hm?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51197
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Irene
Where's the ring, Lancelot?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51198
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Erin
Uh, would you guys mind if we talked privately for a second? Sorry, Glenn.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51199
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Erin
Um, Andy... I am so happy to see you. But I'm not coming back with you.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51200
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Glenn
Why won't she go with him?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51201
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Irene
I don't know. Maybe it's 'cause he's not that handsome.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51202
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Erin
Hey... don't listen.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51203
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Nellie
So what is going on? That does seem to be the question, doesn't it? Hey, this is messed up, bro. Who is this weird lady? I know. It's a lot. So, who knows what's going on? Anyone? You, yes. Wait, I am very good at intuiting names. Is it... chumbo?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51204
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Jim
I think it's a cross between Dumbo and Jumbo, with a hint of chubby. It's not a name.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51205
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Nellie
So no one can tell me what's going on. Well, let me illuminate things for you. We are getting to know each other. But why, m'lady? Because I am your new manager.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51206
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Pam
Robert, is Nellie our new manager?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51207
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Robert
This is an odd situation. But it's very interesting how it's playing out.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51208
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Robert
We live in this world of routines and rhythms. Kevin ate someone's lunch. Phyllis has a new necklace. Who is this woman?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51209
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Nellie
I came in here simply trying to get to know you, learn your names, maybe have someone teach me the company song. And what I got in return was nothing but disrespect. You leave me no choice but to get to know you in a more intimate way.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51210
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Kevin
Hot tub party?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51211
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Nellie
Performance reviews.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51212
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Pam
How can you give us performance reviews if you don't know us?
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51213
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Nellie
On first impressions, so I recommend smiling. It goes a long way with me.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51214
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Glenn
Erin, you really nailed the hot dogs today.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51215
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Erin
Oh, thanks. I've been re-using the hot dog water so it gets more flavor. It's only going to keep getting better.
Season 8 · Episode 19 · Line 51216