Every quote from The Office season 7, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 11, 2010.
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Ryan
What is this, Samurai wood cuts? Yep. Pretty erotic.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40532
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Andy
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40533
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Michael
Better men than Gabe have tried to be my boss. David got fired. Charles got fired. Jan went crazy. Ed Truck, who I liked, got decapitated.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40534
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Dwight
Michael, I find it absolutely disgraceful that no one followed you in here for your walk-out. I took the liberty of making a list of everyone who didn't follow you in here. Jim. Oscar. Creed. Me, at first.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40535
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Pam
Maybe I should go.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40536
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Dwight
Kelly. Kev- Are you gonna quiet that baby? Or do I have to? In the Schrute family, the youngest child always raises the others. I've been raising children since I was a baby.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40537
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Darryl
Take a shot.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40538
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Andy
Oh thanks.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40539
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Darryl
Wow, so much Asia stuff. I wonder if there's a guy in China right now, looking at a bunch of our stuff.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40540
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Andy
Why does Erin like Gabe?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40541
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Darryl
Andy look, all I know is that if I was a girl, and I had to choose between the tall dude who loved Asia, and the you looking dude who loves sweaters and wearing sweaters... I'd choose you.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40542
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Andy
That's really nice, thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40543
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Darryl
And I'd blow your mind.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40544
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Andy
[pours powdered seahorse into his wine glass]
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40545
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Jim
[changes channel during commercial, sports scores appear on screen.]
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40546
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Oscar
Jim what are you doing?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40547
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Jim
Oh, it was commercial break so I just wanted to check the scores.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40548
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Oscar
Flip it back please.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40549
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Jim
Okay...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40550
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Kelly
The show's back on, what happened?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40551
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Ryan
We're behind.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40552
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Oscar
Go to the recorded version.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40553
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Kelly
Oh my God what song was that?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40554
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Erin
I wasn't recording it.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40555
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Oscar
What?!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40556
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Kelly
What song was it?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40557
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Erin
Wait, why do you have to record it?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40558
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Oscar
This is why Erin! We're living it! Start recording now!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40559
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Erin
Jim.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40560
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Kelly
Okay, they did Blinded by the Light and they did it with an actual blind guy. Was it worth it Jim? 'Cause we missed it!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40561
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Pam
If I could get her sleeping normally I could get my life back.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40562
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Dwight
That would be nice wouldn't it?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40563
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Pam
I can't even talk about it.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40564
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Dwight
You know it's not really necessary for me to sit here holding her all night. Just go into Gabe's refrigerator, get a lump of suit, or any kind of congealed animal fat will do rally, tie a piece of string to it and the other end to her toe, put the suit in her mouth, she'll be happy for hours.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40565
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Pam
I kind of doubt Gabe has suit.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40566
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Dwight
Really? Oh... Then here we are.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40567
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Erin
Michael. Gabe is making the pigs in a blanket, and he kind of needs some help so, he was wondering if you could help him.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40568
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Andy
Ladies and gentlemen please welcome, Phyllis Vance! Isn't that White Diamonds Maya Smith Taylor?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40569
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Phyllis
You know your perfumes!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40570
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Andy
My nanny used to wear that.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40571
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Andy
I just ate powdered seahorse! I have to admit I did not think it was gonna work, but it is totally working! I feel exactly like a seahorse! Blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40572
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Erin
Look who I found!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40573
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Michael
Yeah, well I wasn't very hard to find.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40574
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Gabe
Let's go ahead and wash our hands.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40575
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Michael
Is this the same dough you used for the pizza crust?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40576
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Gabe
Yep! Waste not right?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40577
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Michael
So these are pizza dogs, they aren't pigs in a blanket per se.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40578
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Erin
Michael knows everything there is to know about snacks,
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40579
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Michael
Well...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40580
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Erin
Gabe was born in 1982. He was the longest baby in the hospital.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40581
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Michael
He's the longest baby in this room.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40582
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Erin
What's the longest thing you've ever seen? For me it was the tale from Jets.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40583
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Gabe
Erin you don't have to...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40584
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Michael
You know what Erin you do have to.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40585
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Gabe
Michael! You are making this harder than it has to be.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40586
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Michael
That's what she said.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40587
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Jim
Hey.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40588
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Pam
It's a miracle. She loves him.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40589
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Jim
I don't know about, love...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40590
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Dwight
She loves me.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40591
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Angela
Outside my car in two minutes.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40592
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Dwight
Well something's come up, I have to go.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40593
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Pam
No no no no no! She'll wake up!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40594
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Dwight
I have something to do.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40595
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Pam
Look, I know what you have to do, please stay with Cece. Dwight? I've always considered for us to be very good friends. Great friends! Remember your concussion?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40596
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Dwight
I do. But you married my worst enemy.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40597
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Jim
Well I think enemy's a strong word. 'Cause I think we have a really charming back and forth. And-
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40598
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Dwight
Enough. I will require beer and pizza to think this over.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40599
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Pam
Absolutely!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40600
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Dwight
From Jim.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40601
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Jim
I don't think that's gonna...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40602
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Pam
Do it!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40603
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Jim
What kind of pizza would you like?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40604
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Dwight
Surprise me. No! Pepperoni.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40605
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Michael
Okay... Alright.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40606
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TV
And the winner is, by two votes-
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40607
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Kelly
Ahhh! What's going on?!?!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40608
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Andy
Hey Creed, would you read Chinese?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40609
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Creed
Beleniege!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40610
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Andy
What does this say?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40611
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Creed
HI mahhhh. Boo yowww. Gunjo! Ooh uncow!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40612
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Andy
Hello UPS! Still waiting on that five minutes with Erin order. Oh never mind it's here. Oh if it isn't the bell of the ball! You throw a lovely party ma lady...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40613
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Erin
Are you having a good time?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40614
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Andy
Did you wear my favorite outfit on purpose?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40615
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Erin
Andy you look awful!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40616
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Andy
You're four seasons in a day. You... got the Autumn thing going on. But if you put on ba- Put if you put on a blue... It's Spring Time in the Rockies!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40617
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Erin
Are you alright?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40618
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Andy
No!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40619
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Dwight
Insert it in my mouth.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40620
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Jim
That's not gonna make your pizza eating experience any better. Trust me.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40621
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Dwight
No, try me.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40622
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Pam
Jim, just don't think of it as degrading. Think of it as, you happen to be moving the six inches his way and he happens to be biting it.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40623
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Dwight
I'd prefer for him to think of it as degrading.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40624
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Jim
Okay...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40625
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Dwight
No. Crust first. Okay, now the beer. Beer me Jim. Ssss. Gentle. Now I've gotta go meet Angela.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40626
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Pam
What no, wait! You said you were gonna help us!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40627
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Dwight
I have a legal obligation to Angela. Okay, she needs to be serviced.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40628
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Jim
You need to stop talking.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40629
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Dwight
Oh come on, stop the fake prissy act. We're in the real world. Sex contracts exist!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40630
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Pam
Okay fine! There must be some way to get out of it. Even just for tonight!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40631