Dwight Schrute: “You know it's not really necessary for me to sit here holding her all night. Just go into Gabe's…”

Dwight

You know it's not really necessary for me to sit here holding her all night. Just go into Gabe's refrigerator, get a lump of suit, or any kind of congealed animal fat will do rally, tie a piece of string to it and the other end to her toe, put the suit in her mouth, she'll be happy for hours.

Dwight Schrute in “Viewing Party” · Season 7, episode 8 · Line 40565

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