Every quote from The Office season 7, episode 8, in script order. First aired November 11, 2010.
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Erin
They caught the Scranton Stranger, they trapped him in his house.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40432
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Reporter
Police have now surrounded the apartment complex.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40433
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Michael
They have him surrounded. It's the SWAT. The SWAT's arriving.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40434
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Reporter
It is unknown if he is armed with anything.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40435
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Kevin
They should do that thing where they play the really good music to get him to come out.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40436
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Dwight
They shouldn't televise any of this, it just encourages copy-cats.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40437
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Angela
Just say copies, why do you have to drag cats into this.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40438
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Gabe
Okay, while this is interesting we should get back to work. These stand-offs can last a long time. What if it's another Waco.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40439
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Erin
It's pronounced wacko.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40440
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Jim
Some events are so news worthy, so historic, that you have to stop everything to watch. Balloon Boy, Michael Jackson's funeral. Things that if you didn't see them live, you wouldn't really care that you didn't see them at all.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40441
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Kelly
Columbia Street in Washington Ave! When is he gonna come out?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40442
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Andy
I bet he's wishing he had a hybrid, right? Sixty miles to the gallon in the city.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40443
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Kevin
No! I bet he's wishing he was strangling someone!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40444
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Michael
Ok, that's our street! That's our street! He's going down our street! Come on everybody!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40445
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Michael
There it is! I saw it! I saw it! He went right by! You missed it!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40446
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Michael
Grandpa, where were you the day the the Scranton Strangler was caught? Well kiddo, I was there. I was there... And I'll tell you what. You go sell these and buy yourself a nice spaceship.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40447
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Erin
Michael!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40448
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Michael
Walk with me.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40449
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Erin
Gabe and I are having a party, and everyone's invited, and it's at his house apartment and we're gonna watch Glee.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40450
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Michael
Glee? What is Glee, some television program? Jim I need that thing stat!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40451
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Jim
Okay?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40452
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Erin
Yeah it's a TV show...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40453
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Michael
Dwight! Sign please. I don't have time for parties I don't have time for TV shows. Stanley! What time is that thing I have to do?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40454
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Stanley
I...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40455
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Michael
Cancel it! Are you still here?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40456
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Erin
Uhh. It's just that it's our first party together so...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40457
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Michael
MMM MMM MM MM MM! Did you hear what I said? I'm a very busy man. I don't have time for your TV show.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40458
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Erin
Okay, sorry.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40459
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Michael
I'm joking.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40460
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Erin
Wait which one?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40461
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Michael
I'm joking. I'm kidding around! I'm not actually angry. I'm not busy at all, I'm not doing anything. And I know what Glee is, I'm a total Gleek.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40462
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Erin
Good me too!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40463
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Michael
You know who my favorite character is? The invalid. I am coming to your party.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40464
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Erin
I don't know if Michael likes Gabe that much, but there's this thing on Glee called mash-up, where two things that don't go together, make one great song. Take Gabe, take Michael, you make Gay Mike. Best friends.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40465
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Kelly
No really? Is there time to change this?! That show! Now first they say that Mr. Schu doesn't know anything about choreography, then like three episodes later he's this fantastic choreographer?! Pick a lane people!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40466
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Kelly
And what was with Jesse's sudden turn on Rachel, between Dream-On and Funk. Where the heck did that come from?! Honestly that show, it's just. It's irresponsible.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40467
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Angela
Are you going?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40468
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Dwight
Not because I want to. With all the feeling to base a show around. Glee? Thirst. Now that's a show I'd watch.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40469
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Angela
I would watch that.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40470
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Dwight
Tonight might be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40471
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Andy
You're having a party at Gabe's apartment?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40472
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Erin
Mhmm! I'd love it if you were there.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40473
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Andy
You would?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40474
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Erin
You and Michael are always the life of the party!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40475
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Andy
Try and keep me from coming!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40476
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Erin
Why would I keep you from coming?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40477
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Andy
Try and hide it, I will track this party down!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40478
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Erin
Why would I hide it!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40479
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Michael
Kevin!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40480
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Kevin
Hey, you going tonight?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40481
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Michael
Yes, I am. Are you?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40482
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Kevin
Yeah! You gotta go to the boss's party!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40483
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Michael
What? No Gabe is... Gabe is not the boss.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40484
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Kevin
No he's not the boss.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40485
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Michael
Why did you just say he was the boss?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40486
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Kevin
Cause, you're the boss!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40487
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Michael
Yeeee... Guys! Do you consider Gabe to be the boss?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40488
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Erin
It's make your own pizza night. Isn't Gabe's place so nice?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40489
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Michael
Uh huh...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40490
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Erin
Look at the size of those wine glasses Michael!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40491
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Michael
Big...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40492
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Erin
Those posters used to be real French ads.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40493
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Michael
All right!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40494
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Gabe
So these are your cheeses, your ham, your sausages, your herbs, and your vegetables. Here's what's been done, so start creating. Some times it helps to think of a part of the world, and...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40495
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Michael
Okay okay okay.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40496
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Michael
Gabe likes to entertain a lot, ad he cooks in an oven, and all that jazz. I just have a different life style. They have these bags of vegetables that steam right inside their own bag. So I'll get a few ingredients, sit down in front of the TV, a bag of vegetables, before you know it I'm ready for bed!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40497
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Michael
[tossing pizza dough in the air]
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40498
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Gabe
You don't really toss the dough.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40499
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Michael
Try and destroy the old ways, Gabe, well I will not let you.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40500
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Gabe
Welcome to my Man Cave! I did my senior year in prog in Japan. Best year of my life.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40501
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Jim
You play?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40502
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Gabe
Oh! I like to play soundscapes. I imagine one instant of a song, expanded to be the size of the universe.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40503
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Jim
You can't even do that.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40504
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Cece
[crying]
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40505
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Pam
She's up! Great!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40506
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Pam
Cece, is reverse cycling, which means she sleeps all day and is up all night. Which basically means I'm up all day and I'm up all night. And if it doesn't stop soon, I am going to be up all night.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40507
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Erin
The show's starting. The show's starting! The show's starting! Show's starting!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40508
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Phyllis
Who's that?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40509
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Kelly
Finn.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40510
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Phyllis
Who's that?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40511
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Kelly
Rachel.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40512
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Phyllis
Which one's Glee?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40513
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Kelly
You have to stop.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40514
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Michael
Where's Michael? Where's Michael? We can't start without Michael! Oh here he is! Ohhhh. Yayyy, and let the show begin!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40515
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Gabe
It's a little loud...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40516
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Michael
Actually I think it's not loud enough. May I? Thank you sah! There we go. Glee right? Rock and roll! Turn it up to elevaan! Spinal Cord!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40517
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Gabe
Some of us are trying to have a conversation.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40518
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Michael
Well some of us are trying to have a...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40519
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Gabe
I'll just turn the captions on.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40520
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Michael
Well I will turn up the volume.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40521
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Gabe
That's for the other box.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40522
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Michael
Okay... Heeeere's what we're gonna do! Right down the hall is a bed room. All the real Glee fans are gonna go down the hall to the real Glee party in the bedroom, follow me! Where we can crank it!
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40523
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Oscar
That one! She's been in a couple episodes of Friday Night...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40524
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Kelly
You know what? I'm so confused. Is this a Glee watching party? Or a Glee pausing party? 'Cause we keep stopping it, to get a history lesson from...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40525
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Oscar
You know what? I didn't read the rules, I didn't know the rules. There, it's on. I didn't read the rule book.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40526
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Pam
Michael? Maybe you should try gong in the other room again. You can have my seat. It's closer to the TV. It'll seem louder.
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40527
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Michael
Pam I have a loaded gun in my desk at work. If I ever start acting like that weenie Gabe I want you to take that gun, and I want you to shoot me like a hundred times in the groin until I'm dead. Okay?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40528
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Pam
You have a gun in your desk?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40529
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Ryan
Hey! Marantz Tubes Sterio. From the 1970's. I respect that. I respect that a lot. Oh hoho. The five Chinese Berilidy Herbs. No kidding. This is powdered seahorse. They say that fifteen Chinese soldiers fought off the entire army of Gangus Kong just using this stuff. You know what they say...
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40530
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Andy
No what?
Season 7 · Episode 8 · Quote 40531