"Christening" Quotes (page 2)

Every line from The Office season 7, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 4, 2010.

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  1. Jim

    Oh, well, Dave is an adorable baby.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40246

  2. Doug

    Davey.

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  3. Jim

    Yeah.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40248

  4. Pam

    Wow.

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  5. Angela

    Well, this is intimate.

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  6. Pam

    We just had to add a few more tables. We weren't expecting this many people.

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  7. Angela

    You don't know them all?

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  8. Pam

    Nope, and we're gonna need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed 'em all.

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  9. Angela

    Jesus is not your caterer. But he should be your caterer 'cause you're a little angel. Why didn't your parents get you a caterer? They don't think.

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  10. Pam

    Hm. Don't listen to her. She's just jealous 'cause she doesn't get to come home to someone as cute as you.

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  11. Jim

    Huh, you think she is jealous about having a baby?

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  12. Pam

    I don't know. I'm just hungry.

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  13. Jim

    Okay, well, you know what? Everybody's hungry. Sorry. I think I'm just hungry.

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  14. Michael

    Oh, after you.

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  15. Male church member

    Oh, no, after you.

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  16. Michael

    No, I insist. After me.

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  17. Male church member

    I'm gonna use that one. Have a good lunch.

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  18. Michael

    Thank you. You too.

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  19. Stanley

    This is not the meal I was promised. I'm going to have no energy for the rest of the day.

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  20. Kevin

    I cancelled my plans to come to this thing, and they repay me with this?

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  21. Michael

    You know what, guys, let's just enjoy lunch.

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  22. Kevin

    With what? How? Sometimes, Michael. Sometimes.

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  23. Girl

    Excuse me, everyone, on behalf of the youth ministry that's leaving for Mexico, I just wanted to thank our hosts and tell you about those good-looking guys and gals over there.

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  24. Ryan

    Teach for America girls are way hotter, but they're nuts.

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  25. Girl

    This is Jessica Ortega. I met her when both she and I were both seven years old when my parents took me to Quimixto on a service trip.

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  26. Phyllis

    Who takes a kid to Mexico?

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  27. Stanley

    I would run to Mexico if that's where the sandwiches are.

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  28. Michael

    Shh.

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  29. Girl

    Right now, Jessica's children have to walk twelve miles to a school with dirt floors.

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  30. Michael

    No.

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  31. Girl

    It's gonna be three months of hard work and when we're done, we'll practically be Quimixtanos.

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  32. Dwight

    Greg, hello, it's Dwight from the vestibule. You want to know my eleventh commandment? I will not be undersold.

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  33. Michael

    Hey, Dwight. Dwight, hey.

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  34. Dwight

    I am ready to love thy neighbor with these kind of discounts.

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  35. Michael

    Are you kidding me? Stop it.

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  36. Dwight

    I'll call you back.

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  37. Girl

    My parents explained it to me this way. You wouldn't hesitate to save a family member from a burning building, but what if the earth was your building and all the people on it were your family?

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  38. Andy

    What if the moon was your car and Jupiter was your hair brush?

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  39. Michael

    Shh.

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  40. Girl

    Thank you. Or should I say gracias?

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  41. Pam

    Cece went down.

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  42. Woman

    What was this? You're out of it.

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  43. Jim

    Scones.

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  44. Woman

    I didn't get one.

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  45. Pam

    Well, if it makes you feel better, I didn't get one either.

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  46. Woman

    Is it just the one jug of apple cider?

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  47. Pam

    Who the heck was that?

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  48. Jim

    I think that was sconesy cider, noted baptism reception critic.

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  49. Pam

    We need more food. I'll go get some subs and sodas.

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  50. Jim

    All right. And cider.

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  51. Michael

    Look at that. Look at that. That's fun. We need to do stuff together outside of work. Let's go help Africa. Let's go build an airport. We'll start small. We'll have a car wash. We'll send some cheerleaders to regionals.

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  52. Stanley

    You could feed the hungry. Us.

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  53. Oscar

    Why do we have to do something together? I volunteer at a clinic on my own time.

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  54. Michael

    Yeah, well, that's just a pick-up scene. Okay, we don't have to volunteer. But I think we should hang out more together.

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  55. Darryl

    We are hanging out-right now. You want some more of this?

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  56. Michael

    Look at these people. These are church-going people. And they know how to party.

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  57. Phyllis

    Church isn't a party, Michael.

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  58. Michael

    Well, it's, it's-

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  59. Ryan

    Welcome to the party. Everybody have their kool-aid?

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  60. Michael

    No. Okay, you know what? This is inappropriate. What is wrong with you guys? What is wrong with you? What is so horrible about wanting to get together and do something nice? Why did you guys even come today? What's so great about your lives that you think you're better than everybody else? That you can make fun of everybody else? You're mean. You're mean girls. Like the movie, Mean Girls. And Kevin and Stanley, if you don't stop worrying so much about what you're gonna put in your gullet, you're gonna die in about a month.

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  61. Jim

    Oh, hey, Mee-Maw, would you watch Cece for a second? Don't worry. She's asleep. I'm just gonna track down some more chairs.

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  62. Mee-Maw

    Fine, fine. I guess I'll watch Suzanne's purse and your baby.

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  63. Michael

    Bye. Good luck. Good luck to you. Bye. Do good. Do good. Bye. Have fun. We're proud of you. Bye. Okay.

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  64. Michael

    Hey. Hey. Is this the bus to Mexico?

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  65. Students

    Yeah!

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  66. Michael

    I'll take a shirt.

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  67. Guy

    Are you coming?

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  68. Michael

    If you'll have me, yes.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40313

  69. Guy

    Heck, yes.

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  70. Michael

    Really? Thank you. All right.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40315

  71. Oscar

    Michael. Get off the bus.

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  72. Michael

    No, I'm not. I'm staying on the bus. I'm already on the bus. I'm going.

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  73. Gabe

    Michael, this is irresponsible.

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  74. Michael

    It is not irresponsible! I have never been more confident about a decision in my life.

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  75. Darryl

    I agree. I think it's superb.

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  76. Gabe

    Well, you have a job to do. Okay, there is no off-season when it comes to printer sales.

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  77. Michael

    You know what, my job will be here when I get back.

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  78. Andy

    Michael, you can't go to Mexico. You don't have your passport.

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  79. Guy

    You don't need one to get in. Plus, we can just have it sent to him down in Mexico.

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  80. Michael

    Hey, right?

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  81. Phyllis

    Michael, what am I supposed to tell my clients if they ask about you?

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  82. Michael

    Tell them that I died, and I turned into an angel, and when they feel a breeze in a room with all the windows closed or that-that chill on the back of their neck, that is just me watching over them.

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  83. Phyllis

    Okay, but what about the bigger corporate accounts?

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  84. Michael

    Tell them that I'm in a meeting.

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  85. Dwight

    Michael, I'm just about to close a sale. Can I authorize a 15% discount?

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  86. Michael

    No, you may not.

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  87. Dwight

    Gah!

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  88. Erin

    I think it's really cool, Michael. I wish I had a job that I could just leave.

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  89. Michael

    Thank you.

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  90. Andy

    Save me an aisle seat, Michael! I'm coming!

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  91. Andy

    I will not stand idly by while these Mexican villagers are sick.

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  92. Guy

    We're actually building them a school.

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  93. Andy

    Whatever. I won't-I won't stand for it.

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  94. Michael

    See you in a few months.

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  95. Girl

    If the whole world were like you guys, we wouldn't have so many problems.

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  96. Michael

    Mm. That's not gonna happen.

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  97. Andy

    We're one in a million.

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  98. Girl

    I know. Nobody I know would leave their jobs and friends and families to do manual labor for three months.

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  99. Michael

    Well, you know what, everybody thinks that I am crazy, and that tells me that I am the sanest person I know. So...

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  100. Andy

    Just a heads up. Probably gonna be borrowing a few things. Uh, gonna need a contact lens case, some sunscreen, some sandals...

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