Every line from The Office season 7, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 4, 2010.
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Jim
Oh, well, Dave is an adorable baby.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40246
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Doug
Davey.
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Jim
Yeah.
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Pam
Wow.
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Angela
Well, this is intimate.
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Pam
We just had to add a few more tables. We weren't expecting this many people.
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Angela
You don't know them all?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40252
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Pam
Nope, and we're gonna need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed 'em all.
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Angela
Jesus is not your caterer. But he should be your caterer 'cause you're a little angel. Why didn't your parents get you a caterer? They don't think.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40254
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Pam
Hm. Don't listen to her. She's just jealous 'cause she doesn't get to come home to someone as cute as you.
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Jim
Huh, you think she is jealous about having a baby?
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Pam
I don't know. I'm just hungry.
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Jim
Okay, well, you know what? Everybody's hungry. Sorry. I think I'm just hungry.
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Michael
Oh, after you.
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Male church member
Oh, no, after you.
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Michael
No, I insist. After me.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40261
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Male church member
I'm gonna use that one. Have a good lunch.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40262
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Michael
Thank you. You too.
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Stanley
This is not the meal I was promised. I'm going to have no energy for the rest of the day.
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Kevin
I cancelled my plans to come to this thing, and they repay me with this?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40265
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Michael
You know what, guys, let's just enjoy lunch.
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Kevin
With what? How? Sometimes, Michael. Sometimes.
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Girl
Excuse me, everyone, on behalf of the youth ministry that's leaving for Mexico, I just wanted to thank our hosts and tell you about those good-looking guys and gals over there.
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Ryan
Teach for America girls are way hotter, but they're nuts.
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Girl
This is Jessica Ortega. I met her when both she and I were both seven years old when my parents took me to Quimixto on a service trip.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40270
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Phyllis
Who takes a kid to Mexico?
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Stanley
I would run to Mexico if that's where the sandwiches are.
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Michael
Shh.
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Girl
Right now, Jessica's children have to walk twelve miles to a school with dirt floors.
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Michael
No.
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Girl
It's gonna be three months of hard work and when we're done, we'll practically be Quimixtanos.
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Dwight
Greg, hello, it's Dwight from the vestibule. You want to know my eleventh commandment? I will not be undersold.
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Michael
Hey, Dwight. Dwight, hey.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40278
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Dwight
I am ready to love thy neighbor with these kind of discounts.
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Michael
Are you kidding me? Stop it.
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Dwight
I'll call you back.
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Girl
My parents explained it to me this way. You wouldn't hesitate to save a family member from a burning building, but what if the earth was your building and all the people on it were your family?
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Andy
What if the moon was your car and Jupiter was your hair brush?
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Michael
Shh.
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Girl
Thank you. Or should I say gracias?
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Pam
Cece went down.
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Woman
What was this? You're out of it.
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Jim
Scones.
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Woman
I didn't get one.
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Pam
Well, if it makes you feel better, I didn't get one either.
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Woman
Is it just the one jug of apple cider?
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Pam
Who the heck was that?
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Jim
I think that was sconesy cider, noted baptism reception critic.
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Pam
We need more food. I'll go get some subs and sodas.
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Jim
All right. And cider.
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Michael
Look at that. Look at that. That's fun. We need to do stuff together outside of work. Let's go help Africa. Let's go build an airport. We'll start small. We'll have a car wash. We'll send some cheerleaders to regionals.
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Stanley
You could feed the hungry. Us.
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Oscar
Why do we have to do something together? I volunteer at a clinic on my own time.
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Michael
Yeah, well, that's just a pick-up scene. Okay, we don't have to volunteer. But I think we should hang out more together.
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Darryl
We are hanging out-right now. You want some more of this?
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Michael
Look at these people. These are church-going people. And they know how to party.
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Phyllis
Church isn't a party, Michael.
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Michael
Well, it's, it's-
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Ryan
Welcome to the party. Everybody have their kool-aid?
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Michael
No. Okay, you know what? This is inappropriate. What is wrong with you guys? What is wrong with you? What is so horrible about wanting to get together and do something nice? Why did you guys even come today? What's so great about your lives that you think you're better than everybody else? That you can make fun of everybody else? You're mean. You're mean girls. Like the movie, Mean Girls. And Kevin and Stanley, if you don't stop worrying so much about what you're gonna put in your gullet, you're gonna die in about a month.
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Jim
Oh, hey, Mee-Maw, would you watch Cece for a second? Don't worry. She's asleep. I'm just gonna track down some more chairs.
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Mee-Maw
Fine, fine. I guess I'll watch Suzanne's purse and your baby.
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Michael
Bye. Good luck. Good luck to you. Bye. Do good. Do good. Bye. Have fun. We're proud of you. Bye. Okay.
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Michael
Hey. Hey. Is this the bus to Mexico?
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Students
Yeah!
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Michael
I'll take a shirt.
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Guy
Are you coming?
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Michael
If you'll have me, yes.
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Guy
Heck, yes.
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Michael
Really? Thank you. All right.
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Oscar
Michael. Get off the bus.
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Michael
No, I'm not. I'm staying on the bus. I'm already on the bus. I'm going.
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Gabe
Michael, this is irresponsible.
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Michael
It is not irresponsible! I have never been more confident about a decision in my life.
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Darryl
I agree. I think it's superb.
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Gabe
Well, you have a job to do. Okay, there is no off-season when it comes to printer sales.
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Michael
You know what, my job will be here when I get back.
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Andy
Michael, you can't go to Mexico. You don't have your passport.
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Guy
You don't need one to get in. Plus, we can just have it sent to him down in Mexico.
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Michael
Hey, right?
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Phyllis
Michael, what am I supposed to tell my clients if they ask about you?
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Michael
Tell them that I died, and I turned into an angel, and when they feel a breeze in a room with all the windows closed or that-that chill on the back of their neck, that is just me watching over them.
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Phyllis
Okay, but what about the bigger corporate accounts?
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Michael
Tell them that I'm in a meeting.
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Dwight
Michael, I'm just about to close a sale. Can I authorize a 15% discount?
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Michael
No, you may not.
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Dwight
Gah!
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Erin
I think it's really cool, Michael. I wish I had a job that I could just leave.
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Michael
Thank you.
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Andy
Save me an aisle seat, Michael! I'm coming!
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Andy
I will not stand idly by while these Mexican villagers are sick.
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Guy
We're actually building them a school.
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Andy
Whatever. I won't-I won't stand for it.
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Michael
See you in a few months.
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Girl
If the whole world were like you guys, we wouldn't have so many problems.
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Michael
Mm. That's not gonna happen.
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Andy
We're one in a million.
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Girl
I know. Nobody I know would leave their jobs and friends and families to do manual labor for three months.
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Michael
Well, you know what, everybody thinks that I am crazy, and that tells me that I am the sanest person I know. So...
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Andy
Just a heads up. Probably gonna be borrowing a few things. Uh, gonna need a contact lens case, some sunscreen, some sandals...
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