"Christening" Quotes (page 2)

Every quote from The Office season 7, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 4, 2010.

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  1. Jim

    Oh, well, Dave is an adorable baby.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40246

  2. Doug

    Davey.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40247

  3. Jim

    Yeah.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40248

  4. Pam

    Wow.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40249

  5. Angela

    Well, this is intimate.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40250

  6. Pam

    We just had to add a few more tables. We weren't expecting this many people.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40251

  7. Angela

    You don't know them all?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40252

  8. Pam

    Nope, and we're gonna need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed 'em all.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40253

  9. Angela

    Jesus is not your caterer. But he should be your caterer 'cause you're a little angel. Why didn't your parents get you a caterer? They don't think.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40254

  10. Pam

    Hm. Don't listen to her. She's just jealous 'cause she doesn't get to come home to someone as cute as you.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40255

  11. Jim

    Huh, you think she is jealous about having a baby?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40256

  12. Pam

    I don't know. I'm just hungry.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40257

  13. Jim

    Okay, well, you know what? Everybody's hungry. Sorry. I think I'm just hungry.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40258

  14. Michael

    Oh, after you.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40259

  15. Male church member

    Oh, no, after you.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40260

  16. Michael

    No, I insist. After me.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40261

  17. Male church member

    I'm gonna use that one. Have a good lunch.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40262

  18. Michael

    Thank you. You too.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40263

  19. Stanley

    This is not the meal I was promised. I'm going to have no energy for the rest of the day.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40264

  20. Kevin

    I cancelled my plans to come to this thing, and they repay me with this?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40265

  21. Michael

    You know what, guys, let's just enjoy lunch.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40266

  22. Kevin

    With what? How? Sometimes, Michael. Sometimes.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40267

  23. Girl

    Excuse me, everyone, on behalf of the youth ministry that's leaving for Mexico, I just wanted to thank our hosts and tell you about those good-looking guys and gals over there.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40268

  24. Ryan

    Teach for America girls are way hotter, but they're nuts.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40269

  25. Girl

    This is Jessica Ortega. I met her when both she and I were both seven years old when my parents took me to Quimixto on a service trip.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40270

  26. Phyllis

    Who takes a kid to Mexico?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40271

  27. Stanley

    I would run to Mexico if that's where the sandwiches are.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40272

  28. Michael

    Shh.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40273

  29. Girl

    Right now, Jessica's children have to walk twelve miles to a school with dirt floors.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40274

  30. Michael

    No.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40275

  31. Girl

    It's gonna be three months of hard work and when we're done, we'll practically be Quimixtanos.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40276

  32. Dwight

    Greg, hello, it's Dwight from the vestibule. You want to know my eleventh commandment? I will not be undersold.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40277

  33. Michael

    Hey, Dwight. Dwight, hey.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40278

  34. Dwight

    I am ready to love thy neighbor with these kind of discounts.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40279

  35. Michael

    Are you kidding me? Stop it.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40280

  36. Dwight

    I'll call you back.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40281

  37. Girl

    My parents explained it to me this way. You wouldn't hesitate to save a family member from a burning building, but what if the earth was your building and all the people on it were your family?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40282

  38. Andy

    What if the moon was your car and Jupiter was your hair brush?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40283

  39. Michael

    Shh.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40284

  40. Girl

    Thank you. Or should I say gracias?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40285

  41. Pam

    Cece went down.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40286

  42. Woman

    What was this? You're out of it.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40287

  43. Jim

    Scones.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40288

  44. Woman

    I didn't get one.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40289

  45. Pam

    Well, if it makes you feel better, I didn't get one either.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40290

  46. Woman

    Is it just the one jug of apple cider?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40291

  47. Pam

    Who the heck was that?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40292

  48. Jim

    I think that was sconesy cider, noted baptism reception critic.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40293

  49. Pam

    We need more food. I'll go get some subs and sodas.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40294

  50. Jim

    All right. And cider.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40295

  51. Michael

    Look at that. Look at that. That's fun. We need to do stuff together outside of work. Let's go help Africa. Let's go build an airport. We'll start small. We'll have a car wash. We'll send some cheerleaders to regionals.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40296

  52. Stanley

    You could feed the hungry. Us.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40297

  53. Oscar

    Why do we have to do something together? I volunteer at a clinic on my own time.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40298

  54. Michael

    Yeah, well, that's just a pick-up scene. Okay, we don't have to volunteer. But I think we should hang out more together.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40299

  55. Darryl

    We are hanging out-right now. You want some more of this?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40300

  56. Michael

    Look at these people. These are church-going people. And they know how to party.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40301

  57. Phyllis

    Church isn't a party, Michael.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40302

  58. Michael

    Well, it's, it's-

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40303

  59. Ryan

    Welcome to the party. Everybody have their kool-aid?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40304

  60. Michael

    No. Okay, you know what? This is inappropriate. What is wrong with you guys? What is wrong with you? What is so horrible about wanting to get together and do something nice? Why did you guys even come today? What's so great about your lives that you think you're better than everybody else? That you can make fun of everybody else? You're mean. You're mean girls. Like the movie, Mean Girls. And Kevin and Stanley, if you don't stop worrying so much about what you're gonna put in your gullet, you're gonna die in about a month.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40305

  61. Jim

    Oh, hey, Mee-Maw, would you watch Cece for a second? Don't worry. She's asleep. I'm just gonna track down some more chairs.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40306

  62. Mee-Maw

    Fine, fine. I guess I'll watch Suzanne's purse and your baby.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40307

  63. Michael

    Bye. Good luck. Good luck to you. Bye. Do good. Do good. Bye. Have fun. We're proud of you. Bye. Okay.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40308

  64. Michael

    Hey. Hey. Is this the bus to Mexico?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40309

  65. Students

    Yeah!

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40310

  66. Michael

    I'll take a shirt.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40311

  67. Guy

    Are you coming?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40312

  68. Michael

    If you'll have me, yes.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40313

  69. Guy

    Heck, yes.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40314

  70. Michael

    Really? Thank you. All right.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40315

  71. Oscar

    Michael. Get off the bus.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40316

  72. Michael

    No, I'm not. I'm staying on the bus. I'm already on the bus. I'm going.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40317

  73. Gabe

    Michael, this is irresponsible.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40318

  74. Michael

    It is not irresponsible! I have never been more confident about a decision in my life.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40319

  75. Darryl

    I agree. I think it's superb.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40320

  76. Gabe

    Well, you have a job to do. Okay, there is no off-season when it comes to printer sales.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40321

  77. Michael

    You know what, my job will be here when I get back.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40322

  78. Andy

    Michael, you can't go to Mexico. You don't have your passport.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40323

  79. Guy

    You don't need one to get in. Plus, we can just have it sent to him down in Mexico.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40324

  80. Michael

    Hey, right?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40325

  81. Phyllis

    Michael, what am I supposed to tell my clients if they ask about you?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40326

  82. Michael

    Tell them that I died, and I turned into an angel, and when they feel a breeze in a room with all the windows closed or that-that chill on the back of their neck, that is just me watching over them.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40327

  83. Phyllis

    Okay, but what about the bigger corporate accounts?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40328

  84. Michael

    Tell them that I'm in a meeting.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40329

  85. Dwight

    Michael, I'm just about to close a sale. Can I authorize a 15% discount?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40330

  86. Michael

    No, you may not.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40331

  87. Dwight

    Gah!

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40332

  88. Erin

    I think it's really cool, Michael. I wish I had a job that I could just leave.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40333

  89. Michael

    Thank you.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40334

  90. Andy

    Save me an aisle seat, Michael! I'm coming!

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40335

  91. Andy

    I will not stand idly by while these Mexican villagers are sick.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40336

  92. Guy

    We're actually building them a school.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40337

  93. Andy

    Whatever. I won't-I won't stand for it.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40338

  94. Michael

    See you in a few months.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40339

  95. Girl

    If the whole world were like you guys, we wouldn't have so many problems.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40340

  96. Michael

    Mm. That's not gonna happen.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40341

  97. Andy

    We're one in a million.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40342

  98. Girl

    I know. Nobody I know would leave their jobs and friends and families to do manual labor for three months.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40343

  99. Michael

    Well, you know what, everybody thinks that I am crazy, and that tells me that I am the sanest person I know. So...

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40344

  100. Andy

    Just a heads up. Probably gonna be borrowing a few things. Uh, gonna need a contact lens case, some sunscreen, some sandals...

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Quote 40345