"Christening" Quotes (page 3)

Every line from The Office season 7, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 4, 2010.

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  1. Toby

    Why you always got to be so mean to me?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40346

  2. Jim

    Uh, MeeMaw, where's Cece?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40347

  3. Meemaw

    I don't know. I lost the purse too.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40348

  4. Jim

    Okay.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40349

  5. Andy

    Good-bye, Lackawana County.

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  6. Michael

    How long till we get to Mexico?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40351

  7. Andy

    Well, two days minus how long we've been on the road. 45 minutes? So, like, two days basically. Maybe more.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40352

  8. Michael

    Ooh. What are we building down there again? Like, a hospital? A school for Mexicans? What?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40353

  9. Andy

    I don't know, I thought it was like a gymnasium or...

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40354

  10. Michael

    Why aren't they building it themselves?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40355

  11. Andy

    They don't know how.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40356

  12. Michael

    Do we know how? I don't know how. You know how?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40357

  13. Andy

    Well, Carla knows.

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  14. Michael

    Carla knows. Oh, I feel like there were so many more people on this bus. There were, like, 200, 300 people before. Hey, Carla? Carla? Hi. What are you doing?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40359

  15. Carla

    Oh, trying to sleep.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40360

  16. Michael

    What is happening? Oh, God, what is happening?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40361

  17. Andy

    Do you smell like a weird, warm cheese?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40362

  18. Michael

    Oh, God, you know what? I'm gonna be in Mexico for my half-birthday.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40363

  19. Andy

    And the Christmas party.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40364

  20. Michael

    And Cinco de Mayo.

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  21. Andy

    Nah, no. We'll be back before that.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40366

  22. Michael

    No, we-No. You know how these things go. Construction projects, they say three months, and then, after two years, the lazy bums haven't even started. Now we're those lazy bums. I gotta get off this bus.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40367

  23. Jim

    Hey, guys, has anybody seen the baby?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40368

  24. Phyllis

    Here's her carrier, but no Cece.

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  25. Jim's Dad

    Jim, Jim, I want to give a toast. Where's the little girl of honor?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40370

  26. Jim

    I don't know, dad. I don't know.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40371

  27. Doug

    I don't mean to bug, but do you know when those subs are due into port? I got a hungry bunch of Mcphersons over there.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40372

  28. Jim

    I don't know. Hey, have you seen my baby?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40373

  29. Doug

    I think maybe some blonde lady had her.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40374

  30. Jim

    A small blonde woman?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40375

  31. Doug

    Smaller than me.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40376

  32. Jim

    Uh, everyone? Everyone, can I just have your attention? Has anyone seen a small-Stop that tiny blonde woman! She stole my baby!

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40377

  33. Angela

    What are you doing?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40378

  34. Kevin

    Give me the baby!

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40379

  35. Angela

    What? Kevin!

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40380

  36. Helene

    Hi, honey. I was just changing the baby.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40381

  37. Jim

    Hi.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40382

  38. Pam

    Honey.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40383

  39. Jim

    Hi. All right. Travel safe, Angela.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40384

  40. Angela

    Did you think I stole your baby?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40385

  41. Jim

    What's that? Oh, yeah, back then I did. Just now. So, don't, because I've got my eye on you.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40386

  42. Kevin

    Look at these scones, Jim. Thousands of them. What kind of a person steals scones from a baby?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40387

  43. Angela

    Someone put them in my bag.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40388

  44. Doug

    So that was lunch, eh? Mcpherson troop, let's haul out. Rendezvous at Friendly's.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40389

  45. Pam

    Did you lose Cece?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40390

  46. Jim

    Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. I did.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40391

  47. Michael

    Can you fake a seizure or a heart attack or something?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40392

  48. Andy

    I can make myself cry.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40393

  49. Michael

    Do that. Do it.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40394

  50. Andy

    Should I-I got it. I got it. Um, hey, I saw a sign for a scenic overlook coming up. Really love to check out the view.

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  51. Bus driver

    Can't stop. We're on a schedule.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40396

  52. Andy

    Well, uh, there's a nice bistro coming up. We could pick up some Paninis for the road.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40397

  53. Bus driver

    Maybe we'll stop in Tennesseee. It's not safe to talk to a driver.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40398

  54. Michael

    Okay, driver, driver, if you're not gonna stop this bus, then I'm going to stop it for you. Okay? Hang on.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40399

  55. Bus driver

    Stopping in Tennessee.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40400

  56. Guy

    Hey, is there a problem, you guys?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40401

  57. Michael

    Yeah, just get him to stop the bus, please.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40402

  58. Guy

    Why?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40403

  59. Andy

    Just make him stop the freaking bus!

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40404

  60. Michael

    Stop the bus, okay?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40405

  61. Carla

    Are you okay, sir?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40406

  62. Michael

    I didn't sign up for this. You guys are young, that's great. You want to give back to society. I've done that. I need to take.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40407

  63. Girl

    You have plenty left to give. You're doing-

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40408

  64. Michael

    Blah-di-blah!

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40409

  65. Andy

    It doesn't matter.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40410

  66. Michael

    We could go back and forth all day. It's not gonna solve anything.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40411

  67. Andy

    If we went to Mexico, we'd probably screw everything up anyway.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40412

  68. Michael

    Do you want that for little Jessica? No, you don't. And the answer is clear. Stop the bus. Okay?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40413

  69. Andy

    Stop the bus!

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40414

  70. Michael and Andy

    Stop the bus! Stop the bus!

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40415

  71. Guy

    Okay, stop the dang bus.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40416

  72. Michael

    Okay, well, a pleasure. Go save the world. We'll keep an eye on America for you.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40417

  73. Another guy

    Wait for me! Don't say anything to my parents.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40418

  74. Erin

    Get in quick.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40419

  75. Michael

    Why quick?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40420

  76. Erin

    So it's faster.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40421

  77. Erin

    Do you guys want me to take you home or go back to the church?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40422

  78. Michael

    Is anyone still at the church?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40423

  79. Erin

    No, actually most of them went to go see a movie.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40424

  80. Michael

    What? Shut up.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40425

  81. Erin

    Yeah. Kevin suggested it, and then they all went in Meredith's minivan.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40426

  82. Michael

    It is so nice to be back in a country that has movies.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40427

  83. Erin

    I bet. You guys.

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40428

  84. Guy

    Can I come?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40429

  85. Erin

    Oh, Lake Wobblegone's on. Do you guys-are you cool with that?

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40430

  86. Radio

    ... banana bread, but Fred Nordquist had no appetite. He was thinking about his pair of new boots. It'd been ten years after all. As he told Mrs. Nordquist, it would take two years to get comfortable with the new boots.'

    Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40431