Every line from The Office season 7, episode 7, in script order. First aired November 4, 2010.
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Toby
Why you always got to be so mean to me?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40346
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Jim
Uh, MeeMaw, where's Cece?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40347
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Meemaw
I don't know. I lost the purse too.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40348
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Jim
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40349
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Andy
Good-bye, Lackawana County.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40350
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Michael
How long till we get to Mexico?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40351
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Andy
Well, two days minus how long we've been on the road. 45 minutes? So, like, two days basically. Maybe more.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40352
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Michael
Ooh. What are we building down there again? Like, a hospital? A school for Mexicans? What?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40353
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Andy
I don't know, I thought it was like a gymnasium or...
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40354
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Michael
Why aren't they building it themselves?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40355
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Andy
They don't know how.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40356
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Michael
Do we know how? I don't know how. You know how?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40357
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Andy
Well, Carla knows.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40358
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Michael
Carla knows. Oh, I feel like there were so many more people on this bus. There were, like, 200, 300 people before. Hey, Carla? Carla? Hi. What are you doing?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40359
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Carla
Oh, trying to sleep.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40360
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Michael
What is happening? Oh, God, what is happening?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40361
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Andy
Do you smell like a weird, warm cheese?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40362
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Michael
Oh, God, you know what? I'm gonna be in Mexico for my half-birthday.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40363
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Andy
And the Christmas party.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40364
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Michael
And Cinco de Mayo.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40365
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Andy
Nah, no. We'll be back before that.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40366
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Michael
No, we-No. You know how these things go. Construction projects, they say three months, and then, after two years, the lazy bums haven't even started. Now we're those lazy bums. I gotta get off this bus.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40367
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Jim
Hey, guys, has anybody seen the baby?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40368
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Phyllis
Here's her carrier, but no Cece.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40369
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Jim's Dad
Jim, Jim, I want to give a toast. Where's the little girl of honor?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40370
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Jim
I don't know, dad. I don't know.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40371
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Doug
I don't mean to bug, but do you know when those subs are due into port? I got a hungry bunch of Mcphersons over there.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40372
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Jim
I don't know. Hey, have you seen my baby?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40373
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Doug
I think maybe some blonde lady had her.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40374
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Jim
A small blonde woman?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40375
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Doug
Smaller than me.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40376
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Jim
Uh, everyone? Everyone, can I just have your attention? Has anyone seen a small-Stop that tiny blonde woman! She stole my baby!
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40377
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Angela
What are you doing?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40378
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Kevin
Give me the baby!
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40379
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Angela
What? Kevin!
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40380
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Helene
Hi, honey. I was just changing the baby.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40381
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Jim
Hi.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40382
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Pam
Honey.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40383
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Jim
Hi. All right. Travel safe, Angela.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40384
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Angela
Did you think I stole your baby?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40385
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Jim
What's that? Oh, yeah, back then I did. Just now. So, don't, because I've got my eye on you.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40386
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Kevin
Look at these scones, Jim. Thousands of them. What kind of a person steals scones from a baby?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40387
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Angela
Someone put them in my bag.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40388
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Doug
So that was lunch, eh? Mcpherson troop, let's haul out. Rendezvous at Friendly's.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40389
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Pam
Did you lose Cece?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40390
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Jim
Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. I did.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40391
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Michael
Can you fake a seizure or a heart attack or something?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40392
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Andy
I can make myself cry.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40393
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Michael
Do that. Do it.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40394
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Andy
Should I-I got it. I got it. Um, hey, I saw a sign for a scenic overlook coming up. Really love to check out the view.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40395
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Bus driver
Can't stop. We're on a schedule.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40396
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Andy
Well, uh, there's a nice bistro coming up. We could pick up some Paninis for the road.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40397
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Bus driver
Maybe we'll stop in Tennesseee. It's not safe to talk to a driver.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40398
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Michael
Okay, driver, driver, if you're not gonna stop this bus, then I'm going to stop it for you. Okay? Hang on.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40399
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Bus driver
Stopping in Tennessee.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40400
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Guy
Hey, is there a problem, you guys?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40401
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Michael
Yeah, just get him to stop the bus, please.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40402
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Guy
Why?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40403
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Andy
Just make him stop the freaking bus!
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40404
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Michael
Stop the bus, okay?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40405
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Carla
Are you okay, sir?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40406
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Michael
I didn't sign up for this. You guys are young, that's great. You want to give back to society. I've done that. I need to take.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40407
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Girl
You have plenty left to give. You're doing-
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40408
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Michael
Blah-di-blah!
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40409
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Andy
It doesn't matter.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40410
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Michael
We could go back and forth all day. It's not gonna solve anything.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40411
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Andy
If we went to Mexico, we'd probably screw everything up anyway.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40412
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Michael
Do you want that for little Jessica? No, you don't. And the answer is clear. Stop the bus. Okay?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40413
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Andy
Stop the bus!
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40414
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Michael and Andy
Stop the bus! Stop the bus!
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40415
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Guy
Okay, stop the dang bus.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40416
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Michael
Okay, well, a pleasure. Go save the world. We'll keep an eye on America for you.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40417
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Another guy
Wait for me! Don't say anything to my parents.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40418
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Erin
Get in quick.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40419
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Michael
Why quick?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40420
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Erin
So it's faster.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40421
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Erin
Do you guys want me to take you home or go back to the church?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40422
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Michael
Is anyone still at the church?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40423
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Erin
No, actually most of them went to go see a movie.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40424
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Michael
What? Shut up.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40425
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Erin
Yeah. Kevin suggested it, and then they all went in Meredith's minivan.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40426
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Michael
It is so nice to be back in a country that has movies.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40427
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Erin
I bet. You guys.
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40428
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Guy
Can I come?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40429
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Erin
Oh, Lake Wobblegone's on. Do you guys-are you cool with that?
Season 7 · Episode 7 · Line 40430
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Radio
... banana bread, but Fred Nordquist had no appetite. He was thinking about his pair of new boots. It'd been ten years after all. As he told Mrs. Nordquist, it would take two years to get comfortable with the new boots.'
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