"Andy's Play" Quotes (page 3)

Every line from The Office season 7, episode 3, in script order. First aired October 7, 2010.

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  1. Pam

    Yeah?

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  2. Jim

    We could put that in orange juice.

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  3. Pam

    Get it.

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  4. Jim

    Yeah?

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  5. Pam

    Let's get our juice on.

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  6. Jim

    Yeah!

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  7. Phyllis

    Found him!

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  8. Michael

    Hey, what's going on here? Post-show blues?

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  9. Andy

    Yeah, I guess you could say that.

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  10. Michael

    Yeah, I get those every day after work.

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  11. Phyllis

    Your show was really great, Andy.

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  12. Stanley

    Interesting subject matter. I'm surprised you pulled it off.

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  13. Andy

    It was like amateur hour.

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  14. Oscar

    It was an amateur production, technically.

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  15. Michael

    Oscar. Enough with the sass, please. God! What is wrong with you? Andy, listen to me. Look me in the eye. I thought that you were awesome.

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  16. Andy

    Stop just saying that.

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  17. Michael

    I am not just saying that. You can trust that I am telling you the truth. I booed someone tonight. I have no filter. And if I thought you were terrible, I would have booed. And if I thought you had done a better job, I would be saying nicer things right now. But I thought that you were exactly awesome. No better, no worse.

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  18. Andy

    Thank you. That feels good.

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  19. Michael

    I did not say that to make you feel good. I just said it. Total integrity.

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  20. Darryl

    Andy, sing us another song.

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  21. Andy

    Thanks, but I feel like a loner right now.

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  22. Phyllis

    Oh, come on, Andy, you were the highlight.

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  23. Michael

    Come on, Andy, seriously.

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  24. All

    Andy! Andy! Andy! Andy! Andy!

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  25. Andy

    Okay, all right, all right, all right.

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  26. Andy

    [sings Macy Gray's 'I Try' and everyone joins in]

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  27. Michael

    In the criminal justice system, the people are defended by two separate but equally important groups, the police who investigate the crimes and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. Kun-kun! I'm just a cleaning lady. Aah! A dead body. He wrapped his belt around his own neck. It looks like a classic case of autoerotic asphyxiation. Yeah, looks like everyone's tightening their belts in this economy. Last time you saw the victim, was he happy? Last time I saw this John, he was-he wasn't a victim, if you know what I'm talkin about.

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  28. Shelby

    Thanks you.

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  29. Michael

    No, that was- I'm just getting into the first act.

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