"Andy's Play" Quotes (page 2)

Every line from The Office season 7, episode 3, in script order. First aired October 7, 2010.

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  1. Shelby

    Have a refreshment.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39022

  2. Michael

    Thank you. You, too.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39023

  3. Angela

    Come on, Dwight.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39024

  4. Dwight

    Why are you dressed like a seed catalogue model?

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39025

  5. Angela

    These are just my dirty old gardening clothes. They were all that I had in my car.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39026

  6. Dwight

    Let's go.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39027

  7. Pam

    Hey, Erin, it's Pam. How ya doing? No, no, don't put Cece on the phone, because she can't talk yet. Okay. No, I was just calling to see how everything's going. Yeah? Yeah? It's good? The play? The play is kind of great. I mean, it's fun to hear Andy sing in the appropriate setting. Now, he's really sorry you couldn't make it, too. Yeah. So thank you so much, again. We're having a great time. Oh, they're flashing the lights so we should go in. Thanks. Bye. Okay, so we called. And everything's fine!

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39028

  8. Jim

    Everything's fine.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39029

  9. Pam

    We can relax.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39030

  10. Jim

    We can relax. Let's get our Sweeney on.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39031

  11. Meredith

    Michael!

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39032

  12. Andy

    Just checking my e-mails. See if I got any last-minute 'break a legs' or 'I still love you' type texts. Doesn't look like I got anything. Maybe on my Facebook wall.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39033

  13. Creed

    Unfortunately, in this ham-fisted production of Sweeney Todd, the real terror comes from the vocal performances. New paragraph.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39034

  14. Andy

    Mr. Todd! Mr. Todd! I found her!

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39035

  15. Sweeney Todd

    You found Johanna.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39036

  16. Andy

    That monster of a judge has locked her-[cell phone chiming]. Locked her away.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39037

  17. Sweeney Todd

    There's a little bird fluttering around. Do hope it ceases chirping.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39038

  18. Michael

    How is that funny?

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39039

  19. Sweeney Todd

    The bird continues to call. Someone please turn off your... bird. Oh, for the love-turn your phone off! There are signs!

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39040

  20. Andy

    Oh, it appears the bird was in mine own pocket this whole time. He's gone to sleep now, I've closed his beak.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39041

  21. Sweeney Todd

    What is the news of my darling daughter Johanna?

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  22. Andy

    You know what? Let me just double check, that bird... Okay, good. It's off. I mean, silenced. I silenced it by killing it. I've killed it! I'm a murderer! Just like you, Sweeney Todd. See, it all connects. Not that I know you're a murderer. My character doesn't know that yet. But I'm suspicious, because of all the razors that you have laying around. And you spend time alone. But you're a barber, so that's legit. So there's that. But...

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39043

  23. Sweeney Todd

    Where is Johanna?

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39044

  24. Andy

    A madhouse.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39045

  25. Sweeney Todd

    A madhouse?

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39046

  26. Andy

    Yes, a madhouse.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39047

  27. Sweeney Todd

    A madhouse? Johanna is as good as rescued. Where do you suppose all the wig makes of London go to obtain their human hair?

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39048

  28. Andy

    Do you think... so you think...

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39049

  29. Sweeney Todd

    Fogg's Asylum , why not?

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39050

  30. Pam

    Sounds like Cece.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39051

  31. Jim

    Okay, I think everybody just needs to relax.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39052

  32. Pam

    Oh, my God! Go, go!

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39053

  33. Jim

    Oh, my God.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39054

  34. Andy

    That's really irresponsible of Erin. She's a terrible babysitter.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39055

  35. Erin

    I just didn't think that you guys were gonna see us. We were just gonna stop by and get some ice cream and then go home.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39056

  36. Jim

    Okay, this was pretty simple-

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39057

  37. Pam

    Why are you here?

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  38. Jim

    Really, all you had to do was play with her for, like, 30 minutes and then put her to bed.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39059

  39. Pam

    What possible explanation could you have for possibly being here? I don't... you know, babies shouldn't have ice cream, by the way.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39060

  40. Erin

    I'm sorry. I just really wanted to see Andy. You guys made it sound so unmissable, and you set me up with a car seat and everything.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39061

  41. Jim

    Well, the car seat was to take her to the hospital, or...

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39062

  42. Erin

    Oh, no, why would I take her to the hospital?

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39063

  43. Pam

    You know what? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39064

  44. Erin

    Why don't I just take her home and let you guys finish, and then you should stay out as late as you want.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39065

  45. Jim

    No, we're good. Thank you, though.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39066

  46. Erin

    Okay. Alright, bye Cece.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39067

  47. Pam

    Okay.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39068

  48. Jim

    Alright, well, we're never leaving the house again.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39069

  49. Pam

    Not together!

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39070

  50. Michael

    Boo! Boo!

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39071

  51. Angela

    That was more horrifying than Nunsense.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39072

  52. Dwight

    All that singing got in the way of some perfectly good murders.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39073

  53. Angela

    Where's my car? Come on.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39074

  54. Michael

    Mmm! Fruit is so much better when it's dried. I've already eaten, like, 30 apricots.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39075

  55. Sweeney Todd

    Darryl?

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39076

  56. Darryl

    Hey!

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39077

  57. Sweeney Todd

    Didn't know you were gonna be here. How's the toilet?

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39078

  58. Darryl

    Silent. Look, congratulations.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39079

  59. Sweeney Todd

    Thank you.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39080

  60. Darryl

    I had no idea. This plumber has pipes!

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39081

  61. Michael

    Yeah, good job. Well done.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39082

  62. Sweeney Todd

    You're the guy who booed me.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39083

  63. Michael

    Hmm? No, there were a lot of people booing you. I wasn't one of em.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39084

  64. Sweeney Todd

    No, I saw you, and you were the only one.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39085

  65. Michael

    Get your eyes checked, chucklehead.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39086

  66. Creed

    Be cool, Michael. I saw this guy kill a bunch of people. Good work.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39087

  67. Sweeney Todd

    Thank you.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39088

  68. Darryl

    You didn't have to boo him.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39089

  69. Michael

    Well, he was getting a lot of applause, and I just didn't think it was indicative of how people were really feeling.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39090

  70. Darryl

    How would you like it if we booed you?

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39091

  71. Michael

    That would never happen.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39092

  72. Darryl

    Boo! Boo!

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39093

  73. Michael

    Okay. I appreciate the feedback.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39094

  74. Darryl

    Boo! Boo!

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39095

  75. Michael

    I don't like that at all.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39096

  76. Andy

    Are you ready?

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39097

  77. Erin

    Yes. Oh, I'm so scared! Okay, kill me! Just kill me! Kill me!

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39098

  78. Andy

    Ah! Blood everywhere.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39099

  79. Erin

    Oh, no. I'm so glad we're hanging out again outside of work.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39100

  80. Andy

    Yeah, me, too.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39101

  81. Erin

    Okay, I kill you now.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39102

  82. Andy

    Okay.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39103

  83. Dwight

    All right, let's do this.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39104

  84. Angela

    No, actually, Dwight, I didn't realize how far this walk was, and I-I'm exhausted.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39105

  85. Dwight

    It's okay, I smell.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39106

  86. Angela

    No, no, no, no. I think I just want to go home, but it's okay. This can count as one of your times.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39107

  87. Dwight

    No, no, no. Contractually we're obligated to have sex.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39108

  88. Angela

    Well, I won't tell if you don't.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39109

  89. Dwight

    I will tell. I will tell the mediator. What-what are you... Ok. Oh, was that in the way? Get rid of it.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39110

  90. Angela

    Good night, Dwight.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39111

  91. Dwight

    Good night.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39112

  92. Andy

    These would have been your seats. Best seats in the house. Lots of people think it would be the front row, but actually, right here, this is where the speakers converge, and the sound just, like, nails you right here.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39113

  93. Erin

    This is awesome. Sorry. Hi, Gabe. Yeah, I just stopped by Andy's cast party to say hi to everyone. Oh, sure, I can pick you up some soup. What do you want? That's broth, Gabe. Okay, I-I'll see you soup. Okay, I have to go. Thank you so much. This is so much fun, and I'm really sorry that I missed your play, but next time I'll be there. Or here. Right here, I promise.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39114

  94. Andy

    Awesome.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39115

  95. Erin

    Okay.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39116

  96. Andy

    See you later.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39117

  97. Erin

    Thank you.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39118

  98. Jim

    It's like The Hurt Locker!

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39119

  99. Pam

    This night was a disaster.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39120

  100. Jim

    No, it was not a disaster. It was weird, but it wasn't a disaster. I think we have, like, a gift bottle of Irish cream.

    Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39121