Every line from The Office season 7, episode 3, in script order. First aired October 7, 2010.
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Shelby
Have a refreshment.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39022
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Michael
Thank you. You, too.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39023
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Angela
Come on, Dwight.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39024
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Dwight
Why are you dressed like a seed catalogue model?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39025
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Angela
These are just my dirty old gardening clothes. They were all that I had in my car.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39026
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Dwight
Let's go.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39027
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Pam
Hey, Erin, it's Pam. How ya doing? No, no, don't put Cece on the phone, because she can't talk yet. Okay. No, I was just calling to see how everything's going. Yeah? Yeah? It's good? The play? The play is kind of great. I mean, it's fun to hear Andy sing in the appropriate setting. Now, he's really sorry you couldn't make it, too. Yeah. So thank you so much, again. We're having a great time. Oh, they're flashing the lights so we should go in. Thanks. Bye. Okay, so we called. And everything's fine!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39028
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Jim
Everything's fine.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39029
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Pam
We can relax.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39030
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Jim
We can relax. Let's get our Sweeney on.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39031
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Meredith
Michael!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39032
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Andy
Just checking my e-mails. See if I got any last-minute 'break a legs' or 'I still love you' type texts. Doesn't look like I got anything. Maybe on my Facebook wall.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39033
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Creed
Unfortunately, in this ham-fisted production of Sweeney Todd, the real terror comes from the vocal performances. New paragraph.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39034
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Andy
Mr. Todd! Mr. Todd! I found her!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39035
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Sweeney Todd
You found Johanna.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39036
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Andy
That monster of a judge has locked her-[cell phone chiming]. Locked her away.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39037
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Sweeney Todd
There's a little bird fluttering around. Do hope it ceases chirping.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39038
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Michael
How is that funny?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39039
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Sweeney Todd
The bird continues to call. Someone please turn off your... bird. Oh, for the love-turn your phone off! There are signs!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39040
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Andy
Oh, it appears the bird was in mine own pocket this whole time. He's gone to sleep now, I've closed his beak.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39041
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Sweeney Todd
What is the news of my darling daughter Johanna?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39042
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Andy
You know what? Let me just double check, that bird... Okay, good. It's off. I mean, silenced. I silenced it by killing it. I've killed it! I'm a murderer! Just like you, Sweeney Todd. See, it all connects. Not that I know you're a murderer. My character doesn't know that yet. But I'm suspicious, because of all the razors that you have laying around. And you spend time alone. But you're a barber, so that's legit. So there's that. But...
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39043
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Sweeney Todd
Where is Johanna?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39044
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Andy
A madhouse.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39045
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Sweeney Todd
A madhouse?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39046
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Andy
Yes, a madhouse.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39047
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Sweeney Todd
A madhouse? Johanna is as good as rescued. Where do you suppose all the wig makes of London go to obtain their human hair?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39048
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Andy
Do you think... so you think...
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39049
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Sweeney Todd
Fogg's Asylum , why not?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39050
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Pam
Sounds like Cece.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39051
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Jim
Okay, I think everybody just needs to relax.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39052
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Pam
Oh, my God! Go, go!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39053
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Jim
Oh, my God.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39054
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Andy
That's really irresponsible of Erin. She's a terrible babysitter.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39055
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Erin
I just didn't think that you guys were gonna see us. We were just gonna stop by and get some ice cream and then go home.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39056
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Jim
Okay, this was pretty simple-
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39057
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Pam
Why are you here?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39058
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Jim
Really, all you had to do was play with her for, like, 30 minutes and then put her to bed.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39059
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Pam
What possible explanation could you have for possibly being here? I don't... you know, babies shouldn't have ice cream, by the way.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39060
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Erin
I'm sorry. I just really wanted to see Andy. You guys made it sound so unmissable, and you set me up with a car seat and everything.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39061
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Jim
Well, the car seat was to take her to the hospital, or...
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39062
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Erin
Oh, no, why would I take her to the hospital?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39063
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Pam
You know what? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39064
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Erin
Why don't I just take her home and let you guys finish, and then you should stay out as late as you want.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39065
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Jim
No, we're good. Thank you, though.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39066
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Erin
Okay. Alright, bye Cece.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39067
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Pam
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39068
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Jim
Alright, well, we're never leaving the house again.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39069
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Pam
Not together!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39070
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Michael
Boo! Boo!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39071
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Angela
That was more horrifying than Nunsense.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39072
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Dwight
All that singing got in the way of some perfectly good murders.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39073
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Angela
Where's my car? Come on.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39074
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Michael
Mmm! Fruit is so much better when it's dried. I've already eaten, like, 30 apricots.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39075
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Sweeney Todd
Darryl?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39076
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Darryl
Hey!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39077
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Sweeney Todd
Didn't know you were gonna be here. How's the toilet?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39078
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Darryl
Silent. Look, congratulations.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39079
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Sweeney Todd
Thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39080
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Darryl
I had no idea. This plumber has pipes!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39081
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Michael
Yeah, good job. Well done.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39082
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Sweeney Todd
You're the guy who booed me.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39083
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Michael
Hmm? No, there were a lot of people booing you. I wasn't one of em.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39084
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Sweeney Todd
No, I saw you, and you were the only one.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39085
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Michael
Get your eyes checked, chucklehead.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39086
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Creed
Be cool, Michael. I saw this guy kill a bunch of people. Good work.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39087
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Sweeney Todd
Thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39088
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Darryl
You didn't have to boo him.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39089
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Michael
Well, he was getting a lot of applause, and I just didn't think it was indicative of how people were really feeling.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39090
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Darryl
How would you like it if we booed you?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39091
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Michael
That would never happen.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39092
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Darryl
Boo! Boo!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39093
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Michael
Okay. I appreciate the feedback.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39094
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Darryl
Boo! Boo!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39095
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Michael
I don't like that at all.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39096
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Andy
Are you ready?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39097
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Erin
Yes. Oh, I'm so scared! Okay, kill me! Just kill me! Kill me!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39098
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Andy
Ah! Blood everywhere.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39099
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Erin
Oh, no. I'm so glad we're hanging out again outside of work.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39100
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Andy
Yeah, me, too.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39101
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Erin
Okay, I kill you now.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39102
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Andy
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39103
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Dwight
All right, let's do this.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39104
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Angela
No, actually, Dwight, I didn't realize how far this walk was, and I-I'm exhausted.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39105
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Dwight
It's okay, I smell.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39106
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Angela
No, no, no, no. I think I just want to go home, but it's okay. This can count as one of your times.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39107
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Dwight
No, no, no. Contractually we're obligated to have sex.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39108
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Angela
Well, I won't tell if you don't.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39109
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Dwight
I will tell. I will tell the mediator. What-what are you... Ok. Oh, was that in the way? Get rid of it.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39110
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Angela
Good night, Dwight.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39111
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Dwight
Good night.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39112
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Andy
These would have been your seats. Best seats in the house. Lots of people think it would be the front row, but actually, right here, this is where the speakers converge, and the sound just, like, nails you right here.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39113
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Erin
This is awesome. Sorry. Hi, Gabe. Yeah, I just stopped by Andy's cast party to say hi to everyone. Oh, sure, I can pick you up some soup. What do you want? That's broth, Gabe. Okay, I-I'll see you soup. Okay, I have to go. Thank you so much. This is so much fun, and I'm really sorry that I missed your play, but next time I'll be there. Or here. Right here, I promise.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39114
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Andy
Awesome.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39115
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Erin
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39116
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Andy
See you later.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39117
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Erin
Thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39118
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Jim
It's like The Hurt Locker!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39119
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Pam
This night was a disaster.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39120
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Jim
No, it was not a disaster. It was weird, but it wasn't a disaster. I think we have, like, a gift bottle of Irish cream.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Line 39121