Every quote from The Office season 7, episode 3, in script order. First aired October 7, 2010.
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Shelby
Have a refreshment.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39022
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Michael
Thank you. You, too.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39023
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Angela
Come on, Dwight.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39024
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Dwight
Why are you dressed like a seed catalogue model?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39025
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Angela
These are just my dirty old gardening clothes. They were all that I had in my car.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39026
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Dwight
Let's go.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39027
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Pam
Hey, Erin, it's Pam. How ya doing? No, no, don't put Cece on the phone, because she can't talk yet. Okay. No, I was just calling to see how everything's going. Yeah? Yeah? It's good? The play? The play is kind of great. I mean, it's fun to hear Andy sing in the appropriate setting. Now, he's really sorry you couldn't make it, too. Yeah. So thank you so much, again. We're having a great time. Oh, they're flashing the lights so we should go in. Thanks. Bye. Okay, so we called. And everything's fine!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39028
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Jim
Everything's fine.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39029
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Pam
We can relax.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39030
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Jim
We can relax. Let's get our Sweeney on.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39031
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Meredith
Michael!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39032
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Andy
Just checking my e-mails. See if I got any last-minute 'break a legs' or 'I still love you' type texts. Doesn't look like I got anything. Maybe on my Facebook wall.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39033
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Creed
Unfortunately, in this ham-fisted production of Sweeney Todd, the real terror comes from the vocal performances. New paragraph.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39034
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Andy
Mr. Todd! Mr. Todd! I found her!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39035
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Sweeney Todd
You found Johanna.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39036
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Andy
That monster of a judge has locked her-[cell phone chiming]. Locked her away.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39037
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Sweeney Todd
There's a little bird fluttering around. Do hope it ceases chirping.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39038
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Michael
How is that funny?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39039
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Sweeney Todd
The bird continues to call. Someone please turn off your... bird. Oh, for the love-turn your phone off! There are signs!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39040
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Andy
Oh, it appears the bird was in mine own pocket this whole time. He's gone to sleep now, I've closed his beak.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39041
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Sweeney Todd
What is the news of my darling daughter Johanna?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39042
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Andy
You know what? Let me just double check, that bird... Okay, good. It's off. I mean, silenced. I silenced it by killing it. I've killed it! I'm a murderer! Just like you, Sweeney Todd. See, it all connects. Not that I know you're a murderer. My character doesn't know that yet. But I'm suspicious, because of all the razors that you have laying around. And you spend time alone. But you're a barber, so that's legit. So there's that. But...
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39043
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Sweeney Todd
Where is Johanna?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39044
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Andy
A madhouse.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39045
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Sweeney Todd
A madhouse?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39046
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Andy
Yes, a madhouse.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39047
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Sweeney Todd
A madhouse? Johanna is as good as rescued. Where do you suppose all the wig makes of London go to obtain their human hair?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39048
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Andy
Do you think... so you think...
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39049
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Sweeney Todd
Fogg's Asylum , why not?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39050
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Pam
Sounds like Cece.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39051
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Jim
Okay, I think everybody just needs to relax.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39052
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Pam
Oh, my God! Go, go!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39053
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Jim
Oh, my God.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39054
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Andy
That's really irresponsible of Erin. She's a terrible babysitter.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39055
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Erin
I just didn't think that you guys were gonna see us. We were just gonna stop by and get some ice cream and then go home.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39056
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Jim
Okay, this was pretty simple-
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39057
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Pam
Why are you here?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39058
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Jim
Really, all you had to do was play with her for, like, 30 minutes and then put her to bed.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39059
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Pam
What possible explanation could you have for possibly being here? I don't... you know, babies shouldn't have ice cream, by the way.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39060
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Erin
I'm sorry. I just really wanted to see Andy. You guys made it sound so unmissable, and you set me up with a car seat and everything.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39061
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Jim
Well, the car seat was to take her to the hospital, or...
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39062
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Erin
Oh, no, why would I take her to the hospital?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39063
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Pam
You know what? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39064
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Erin
Why don't I just take her home and let you guys finish, and then you should stay out as late as you want.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39065
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Jim
No, we're good. Thank you, though.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39066
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Erin
Okay. Alright, bye Cece.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39067
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Pam
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39068
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Jim
Alright, well, we're never leaving the house again.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39069
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Pam
Not together!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39070
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Michael
Boo! Boo!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39071
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Angela
That was more horrifying than Nunsense.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39072
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Dwight
All that singing got in the way of some perfectly good murders.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39073
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Angela
Where's my car? Come on.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39074
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Michael
Mmm! Fruit is so much better when it's dried. I've already eaten, like, 30 apricots.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39075
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Sweeney Todd
Darryl?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39076
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Darryl
Hey!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39077
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Sweeney Todd
Didn't know you were gonna be here. How's the toilet?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39078
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Darryl
Silent. Look, congratulations.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39079
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Sweeney Todd
Thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39080
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Darryl
I had no idea. This plumber has pipes!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39081
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Michael
Yeah, good job. Well done.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39082
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Sweeney Todd
You're the guy who booed me.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39083
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Michael
Hmm? No, there were a lot of people booing you. I wasn't one of em.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39084
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Sweeney Todd
No, I saw you, and you were the only one.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39085
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Michael
Get your eyes checked, chucklehead.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39086
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Creed
Be cool, Michael. I saw this guy kill a bunch of people. Good work.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39087
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Sweeney Todd
Thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39088
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Darryl
You didn't have to boo him.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39089
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Michael
Well, he was getting a lot of applause, and I just didn't think it was indicative of how people were really feeling.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39090
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Darryl
How would you like it if we booed you?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39091
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Michael
That would never happen.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39092
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Darryl
Boo! Boo!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39093
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Michael
Okay. I appreciate the feedback.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39094
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Darryl
Boo! Boo!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39095
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Michael
I don't like that at all.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39096
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Andy
Are you ready?
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39097
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Erin
Yes. Oh, I'm so scared! Okay, kill me! Just kill me! Kill me!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39098
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Andy
Ah! Blood everywhere.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39099
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Erin
Oh, no. I'm so glad we're hanging out again outside of work.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39100
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Andy
Yeah, me, too.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39101
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Erin
Okay, I kill you now.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39102
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Andy
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39103
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Dwight
All right, let's do this.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39104
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Angela
No, actually, Dwight, I didn't realize how far this walk was, and I-I'm exhausted.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39105
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Dwight
It's okay, I smell.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39106
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Angela
No, no, no, no. I think I just want to go home, but it's okay. This can count as one of your times.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39107
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Dwight
No, no, no. Contractually we're obligated to have sex.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39108
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Angela
Well, I won't tell if you don't.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39109
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Dwight
I will tell. I will tell the mediator. What-what are you... Ok. Oh, was that in the way? Get rid of it.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39110
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Angela
Good night, Dwight.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39111
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Dwight
Good night.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39112
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Andy
These would have been your seats. Best seats in the house. Lots of people think it would be the front row, but actually, right here, this is where the speakers converge, and the sound just, like, nails you right here.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39113
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Erin
This is awesome. Sorry. Hi, Gabe. Yeah, I just stopped by Andy's cast party to say hi to everyone. Oh, sure, I can pick you up some soup. What do you want? That's broth, Gabe. Okay, I-I'll see you soup. Okay, I have to go. Thank you so much. This is so much fun, and I'm really sorry that I missed your play, but next time I'll be there. Or here. Right here, I promise.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39114
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Andy
Awesome.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39115
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Erin
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39116
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Andy
See you later.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39117
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Erin
Thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39118
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Jim
It's like The Hurt Locker!
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39119
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Pam
This night was a disaster.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39120
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Jim
No, it was not a disaster. It was weird, but it wasn't a disaster. I think we have, like, a gift bottle of Irish cream.
Season 7 · Episode 3 · Quote 39121