Every line from The Office season 7, episode 2, in script order. First aired September 30, 2010.
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Toby
Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38854
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Gabe
That is not how it seems to me.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38855
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Toby
He seems fine.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38856
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Gabe
You marked severe in all the categories, including at risk for homicidal behavior.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38857
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Toby
Heh.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38858
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Darryl
I saw a TLC show on Kate Walsh's home office. All corkboard.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38859
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Pam
We can do that.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38860
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Darryl
Right in here?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38861
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Pam
Easily.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38862
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Gabe
I'm back! Ha ha. Pam, perfect. I was hoping to talk to the office administrator about a little office administration problem.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38863
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Pam
But of course!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38864
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Gabe
Great.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38865
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Gabe
The problem, unfortunately, is about the office administrator. I have gone through everything for the past three years. There is nothing that says you are the office administrator.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38866
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Pam
So weird that there is no paperwork.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38867
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Gabe
At all.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38868
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Pam
Although, like, unlikely things happen all the time. My best friend, in High School, she went to Australia, Canberra I think, and she met this guy who lived only two streets away in America.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38869
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Gabe
Pam, I don't want to accuse you of anything. I just want everything to be back the way it's supposed to be. Can you just admit... admit...
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38870
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Pam
Admit what?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38871
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Gabe
I don't want to say it.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38872
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Pam
Say it.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38873
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Gabe
Mm-hmm.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38874
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Pam
Say that I'm lying or say that I have the job. Make a definitive statement, Gabe.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38875
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Gabe
Statements of such nature, while they have their place, are overused in a competitive business environment.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38876
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Pam
Great. Well, Let me know if you need a new chair, or anything that an Office Administrator can handle.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38877
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Gabe
Will do... Can I get one of those name plates... that says Gabe Lewis?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38878
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Pam
Sure. Anything else?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38879
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Gabe
Nope.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38880
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Pam
I'll get it right away.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38881
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Pam
The first lesson of watching World Poker Tour at 2:00 AM, you play the opponent. Not the cards.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38882
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Jim
Is that what you were here for? A crystal wizard? I like it.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38883
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Dwight
It is a pewter wizard holding a crystal.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38884
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Jim
Wait a second. You know you can't buy that now, right? And I can come back and get it for you later. But I'm saying right now, we can't do that.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38885
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Dwight
Because I'm here for one thing. Revenge.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38886
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Jim
That's it.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38887
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Salesman
Let me know if I can help you with anything.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38888
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Dwight
Excuse me sir.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38889
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Salesman
Yes?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38890
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Dwight
I was here yesterday, and you refused to wait on me.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38891
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Salesman
I remember, yes. I'm terribly sorry about that.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38892
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Dwight
You work on commission, don't you?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38893
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Jim
Stop, stop, stop.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38894
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Salesman
No, we don't.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38895
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Jim
Did you just say you remember him?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38896
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Salesman
Of course, but he looks much less threatening now.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38897
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Jim
What does that mean?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38898
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Salesman
We had a safety concern. Um... we very politely indicated that he'd be welcome back...
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38899
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Dwight
Good Morning!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38900
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Salesman
If he were in accordance with our dress policy.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38901
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Dwight
What?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38902
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Salesman
But the blood stained hands...
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38903
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Dwight
It was beet juice! I am a beet farmer idi...
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38904
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Salesman
I'm very sorry.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38905
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Dwight
Good sir. I happen to have been working a very long day. When I came to you fine establishment. You are such a... I'm gonna... Ok. Listen. You can't treat... Thank you! Good morning sir!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38906
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Jim
Lets just go.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38907
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Dwight
You made a big mistake. Huge!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38908
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Jim
There it is. Alright.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38909
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Dwight
Aaah!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38910
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Jim
That's pretty good.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38911
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Andy
After you.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38912
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Dwight
I'll take the wizard!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38913
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Salesman
Oh, ok!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38914
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Michael
You forged them! You forged the forms!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38915
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Toby
You filled them in and faxed them yourself!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38916
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Michael
Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38917
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Toby
You remember that.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38918
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Michael
Yes, but you had me so worked up that I made a mistake.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38919
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Toby
Unless part of you made that mistake on purpose.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38920
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Michael
You don't make a mistake on purpose, Toby! Then it is no longer a mistake... Gabe. He messed it up. He messed up the forms, I bet... 'I mess everything up so I can fix it and keep my job! Bah! Good thing I'm here cause I do nothing. I make everybody nervous!' Ah, ok. Got your notebook? Alright. Alright, lets bang this out. Let's do it to it!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Line 38921