Every quote from The Office season 7, episode 2, in script order. First aired September 30, 2010.
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Dwight
Wow. Late every day this week.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38654
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Pam
We signed Cici up for this daycare. It's on the other side of town. The traffic...
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38655
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Dwight
Why didn't I think of this before? Did you know that there is a daycare center opening right here in this building?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38656
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Jim
Is there really?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38657
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Dwight
Now that I own the building, I'm looking for new sources of revenue. And a daycare center... Ha ha ha Well I guess it's not an evil idea. It's just a regular idea. But there is no good laugh for a regular idea.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38658
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Dwight
Welcome to the Sesame Avenue Daycare Center for infants and toddlers.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38659
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Jim
Aaah!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38660
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Mose
Aaah!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38661
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Dwight
You remember my cousin Mose.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38662
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Mose
Welcome children.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38663
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Pam
Were you painting in the dark?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38664
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Jim
Wait. Is this your place Dwight?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38665
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Dwight
Oh no. I like to think of it as a kids place. Would you like a tour?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38666
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Pam
I don't really think we need...
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38667
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Jim
Oh... lets take the tour Pam.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38668
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Pam
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38669
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Dwight
Come on. Here is the language skills and cognitive development area. These are English... uh... letters. I see you found out magical toy box Jim.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38670
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Jim
These are actually forks and knives from the break room.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38671
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Dwight
Jim! To you and me, maybe, but, come on! To a child's imagination that's Mr. Fork and Lieutenant Knife and... Ms. Fork.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38672
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Pam
And a soy sauce packet.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38673
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Dwight
Oh! That shouldn't have been in there. I'm embarrassed.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38674
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Jim
Don't beat yourself up.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38675
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Dwight
We come fully equipped with a restroom. Feeding trough, play bucket, and room for a plant, in success.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38676
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Jim
Who will be watching the children?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38677
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Dwight
No one. The door locks from the outside. Escape is impossible.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38678
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Jim
Prove it.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38679
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Dwight
What?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38680
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Jim
Were going to head outside, give it a whirl. I just want to see how it works.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38681
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Dwight
Oh no, no, no.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38682
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Jim
But I'll tell you this, if this works out, I think we're looking real good.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38683
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Dwight
I promise you, that door locks!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38684
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Toby
What's something that you...
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38685
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Michael
This is the worst! You are the worst! I hate looking at your face! I wanna smash it!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38686
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Michael
Ok, you know what? I made a mistake. I committed corporate punishment. My bad. It's over. It's done. But my punishment is ... um ... worse than hell.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38687
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Toby
Michael has been assigned six hours of mandatory counseling with a trained professional. I actually have a degree in social work. I mean, I know a lot of people would ask a few standard questions, and check off a few boxes, but I've got a chance to do some good here.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38688
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Michael
I know what you want to ask me. 'Did your mom ever see you naked?'
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38689
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Toby
We can do this with more privacy.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38690
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Michael
So you can molest me? Oh, ok. I don't think so. We're going to leave the blinds open so every one can see what a big failure you are. That's the key.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38691
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Dwight
Boycott the Steamtown Mall! Everyone, you heard me! Cancel all of your business with the Steamtown Mall!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38692
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Phyllis
The mall itself or just the stores in the mall?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38693
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Dwight
All of it! The mall, the stores, the kiosks!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38694
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Ryan
America is one big mall.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38695
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Jim
Did something happen Dwight?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38696
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Dwight
Yeah, something happened. Oh yeah, something happened, Jim.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38697
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Andy
Well, tell us what it is. I mean, it would help us to get some context so we can get on board.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38698
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Dwight
You don't want to know.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38699
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Toby
I'd like you to imagine a place where you feel very peaceful. For me, it's the walk from the yogurt shop to my car after I drop my daughter off on Sunday afternoons.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38700
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Phyllis
I'm glad Michael is getting help. He as a lot of issues, and he's stupid.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38701
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Pam
Look, I'm not going to tell you that we have lower prices. Is price something that is important to you? Ok, well let me know if anything changes.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38702
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Jim
Pam?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38703
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Pam
I can't do this. I don't have this sales gene, or whatever it is. Tell me everything is going to be ok.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38704
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Jim
Everything is going to be ok.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38705
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Pam
Tell me I'm good at sales.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38706
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Jim
You're good... you're good at sales.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38707
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Pam
The unfair thing about working in sales is that your salary is almost all commission. So, you suck at sales, you make almost no money. I guess that's fair.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38708
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Andy
Dwight?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38709
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Dwight
What?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38710
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Andy
Did you call all of my clients at the mall and cancel all my business while using the 'F' word?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38711
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Dwight
Yes I did. And I'm going to do the same with all of your clients.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38712
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Stanley
No you will not.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38713
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Dwight
Oh yes I will! That mall is corrupt, ok! They're 'appearance'ists!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38714
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Jim
Ok, Dwight. We can't do that. So why don't you just tell us what happened?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38715
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Pam
Yeah, what happened Dwight?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38716
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Jim
Ok.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38717
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Dwight
You guys know me. You know that I'm not one for fancy things, but there was this one thing. It was in a fancy store. And it caught the corner of my eye when I took Mose down to the Mall to get his blood pressure at the Rite-Aid. And I thought, you know, maybe I deserve this. You know, I had a great crop yield this fall...
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38718
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Pam
So what happened?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38719
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Dwight
I went to the store and I pressed the buzzer, and they looked right at me, and then they looked away. And then I pressed the buzzer again, and they started taking pictures of me on their mobile phones. I guess I'm not the kind of guy that's good enough for precious heirlooms.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38720
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Kelly
You know what Dwight? You need to go back there, and you need to 'Pretty Woman' their asses.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38721
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Creed
We should start our own mall!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38722
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Erin
Yeah!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38723
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Jim
Wait, wait, wait. That's actually a really good idea Kelly.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38724
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Kelly
What did I say?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38725
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Kelly
I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38726
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Jim
Dwight, how about this? Instead of boycotting, you and I, together, go down to that store and we teach those snobs a lesson.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38727
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Andy
No, you and I... and I. I'm going to come with you.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38728
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Dwight
Ok
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38729
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Jim
Alright.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38730
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Andy
Did you assume that I would automatically side with the rich snobby shop owner? How about now? How about now? How about now?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38731
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Toby
Uh... what was your favorite flavor of...
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38732
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Michael
One hour.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38733
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Toby
What?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38734
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Michael
One hour. We've done one hour. Let's just speed this up, ok? Keep it moving. I want to do all six hours today.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38735
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Toby
Ok, I can't count the hour if you don't talk.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38736
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Michael
No, no, no! I know my rights! All I had to do was sit here for six hours. Do my time.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38737
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Toby
Michael, it's up to me to check off the boxes, and I can't do that unless I honestly...
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38738
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Michael
You know, do you have any idea how angry this is making me?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38739
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Toby
Tell me!
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38740
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Toby
I think we might be about to maybe really get somewhere.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38741
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Michael
Yes, I will. I will talk alright. Be careful what you wish for Toby.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38742
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Dwight
Apparently there is a famous Hollywood movie from the 1980's, Beautiful Girl...
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38743
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Andy
Pretty Woman.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38744
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Dwight
Apparently, it's one of the best revenge stories of all times, in which this sex worker, who is the antagonist... That can't be right. Andy? How does it...?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38745
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Jim
No, no. I want to hear you tell it.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38746
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Dwight
Ok, Um... The sex worker is denied service at a fancy store because she does not look wealthy. She later returns dressed in all the 'trappings' of extravagant wealth, but instead of going...
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38747
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Andy
Julia Roberts goes into the store, and she's like,' I was in here yesterday and you wouldn't help me.' And the shop girl goes, 'ok'. And Julia Roberts goes,' You girls work on commission, right?' And the girl is like,'Yeah', and Julia Roberts goes...
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38748
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Kelly
Big mistake! Huge!'
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38749
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Andy
I was telling that... I was telling that.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38750
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Stanley
How many paper supplies and ink cartridges to go with that? Ok, sure.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38751
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Window treatment guy
Who can I speak to in this office about saving on window treatments?
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38752
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Erin
I don't know.
Season 7 · Episode 2 · Quote 38753