Every line from The Office season 7, episode 21, in script order. First aired April 28, 2011.
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Michael
Good, stand up. You will be thin. You Won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore.
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Line 44471
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Kevin
But...
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Line 44472
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Michael
You will find love.
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Kevin
Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now.
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Michael
Don't be. You should never settle for who you are. Oscar, Oscar, Oscar! Oscar, you are-
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Andy
I just lost Porter Hardware! I just, I lost 'em!
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Michael
Okay, you know what? Just do your best buddy! Okay, Oscar, you are very smart, and you have a gigantic education. And, I think of you as my scarecrow, because you gave me a brain. So that's why I made you this.
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Oscar
Thank you Michael. It's beautiful.
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Michael
It looks like a It looks like it was made by a two year old monkey on a farm! He just accepted, accepted that I put all this work into it! He has the lowest opinion of me, of anybody!
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Michael
Was it just me, or did you think that we were going to have sex at some point?
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Angela
It was just you...
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Michael
How would you have wanted to do it? Okay, okay. You know what? Inappropriate. I am engaged happily, and you have landed yourself a Senator.
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Oscar
State Senator.
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Michael
Mmhmm, bravo!
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Oscar
Brava!
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Angela
You wanna see some pictures? I just got these.
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Michael
Sure!
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Angela
Uhm, these are, okay this is us at the theater. And antiquing! Oh, rollerblading.
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Michael
Who's that? Who's that guy?
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Line 44489
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Angela
Oh, that's Thomas, Robert's aide.
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Michael
I guess this could be the one, huh?
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Angela
Yeah.
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Andy
Hey.
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Deangelo Vickers
Hey!
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Andy
I'm going to be dropping out on one of our biggest clients this afternoon and I could use some back up.
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Line 44495
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Deangelo Vickers
Let's rip it up homes.
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Gabe
Walk away bitch.
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Line 44497
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Oscar
Oh Michael! Where do you want your last pay check sent?
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Line 44498
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Michael
My last pay check?
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Oscar
You have an address yet in Colorado?
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Line 44500
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Michael
No.
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Oscar
What town do Holly's parents live in?
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Michael
I'm not sure, um, Mountainton?
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Kevin
Sounds beautiful!
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Pam
You should do more stuff like that.
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Kevin
I'm going to!
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Jim
Hey! It's almost your last day, come sit with us.
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Michael
Nah, I'm almost done.
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Jim
You sure?
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Michael
Yeah.
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Pam
So I'm going to Carbondale this afternoon to get a new bulk shredder.
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Kevin
Finally! That old shredder sucked.
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Pam
It's a good shredder, it just keeps breaking.
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Kevin
Yeah, it won't shred magazines.
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Pam
It's not supposed to shred magazines Kevin.
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Kevin
I know...
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Jim
Did you break the shredder Kevin?
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Kevin
No, it's just... that old shredder sucks. Just get one that'll shred magazines.
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Pam
I don't think any of them are supposed to shred magazines.
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Michael
I can't do this. All the channels are gonna be different there. I'm not gonna be able to find my shows. I'm not going to start improv at level one, and I don't think my credits will transfer. Ugh, and you know what? I just figured out where I was supposed to go to vote. I gotta call her, and I'm going to tell her, that I cannot come.
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Holly
Hello there!
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Michael
Hi. What is the name of our town?
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Holly
Boulder. Is something wrong? Are you okay?
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Michael
No, no. I just needed to hear your voice.
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Holly
Oh you mean this?
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Michael
Yes. Yes my hero!
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Holly
I'll pay the rent! Okay, my mom's looking at me and she has no sense of humor. It's a joke mom!
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Michael
Ohh, I miss you.
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Holly
Well I'll see you tonight. I'll pick you up outside baggage claim.
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Michael
Okay. I'll see you tonight. I love you.
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Holly
I love you too.
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Michael
Yes, so I know I told everybody that tomorrow is my last day, but I'm, I'm gonna be leaving tonight. I head to the airport at four. And I have said goodbye to half of them.
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Toby
Well you know Michael, I have a brother in Boulder. Rory Flenderson. You should look him up.
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Michael
Okay.
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Toby
Okay.
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Michael
Kelly! Kelly? Kelly.
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Kelly
What?!
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Michael
If I just went away right now, would that be the best gift that I could give you?
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Line 44538
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Kelly
Yes! Please! Please go away! And stop using that weird slow voice.
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Michael
She was once my girl, and she is your girl now.
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Ryan
Wow.
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Michael
Yeah.
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Ryan
This is... totally unnecessary.
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Michael
You're not prone to seizures?
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Ryan
No.
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Pam
So Michael said we can do whatever we want cake-wise. What do we want?
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Meredith
Erotic.
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Angela
See? This is what happens. You can't let a stray dog into the house.
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Phyllis
Hmm, let's hear here out. I would like to hear more about these cakes.
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Meredith
I know these Ethiopians that run a cake shop.
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Angela
Good God...
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Meredith
They make these cakes, they're wild! I mean, they show everything!
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Pam
I don't, I don't think we sh-
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Meredith
I know what you're thinking, but it's not just black, they do it all. And the women on these cakes, they're not just guy's fantasies. They have real, full women. It is refreshing.
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Line 44554
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Pam
Okay, don't turn this into some feminist issue.
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Phyllis
As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes, it feels good to be represented on one.
Season 7 · Episode 21 · Line 44556
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Pam
You know what, I think we should get some other input.
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Kelly
I think we should do cupcakes. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.
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Phyllis
Yeah, cupcakes. That's what I said.
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Angela
No! I'm not cleaning up a bunch of uneaten cupcake bottoms! You know, we don't really care about your opinion. You're just a tie-breaker.
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Michael
Um, Pam.
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Pam
Oh, hey Michael! I'm just going to go to Carbondale to price some shredders. I'll see you later.
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Michael
Okay...
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Erin
Gabe!
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Gabe
I need to talk to you!
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Erin
You can't be in here. This is a lady's room!
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Gabe
Erin, I respect your privacy, but I will follow you in here everytime you go if that's what it takes.
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Erin
Hey Creed.
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Creed
Not cool man.
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Erin
I really think you should leave.
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