"Michael's Last Dundies" Quotes (page 3)

Every line from The Office season 7, episode 20, in script order. First aired April 21, 2011.

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  1. Michael

    We're done. We're done!

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44309

  2. Michael

    So that is how it ends. My last Dundies ever. I was hoping it'd be more like Godfather Three. That rapped up the whole franchise in an extremely satisfying way. But instead it is like Godfather One! That was, very confusing, had maybe three big laughs. Oh well...

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44310

  3. Pam

    Michael, we were thinking maybe we could keep this thing going!

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44311

  4. Michael

    What?

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44312

  5. Deangelo Vickers

    I know I'm the cause of this royal screw up but I would like to see this show go on.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44313

  6. Michael

    No, no. You're being too hard on yourself. We had a very truncated rehearsal time.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44314

  7. Pam

    Let's grab some ice cream, go back to the office, and finish what we started.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44315

  8. Michael

    So what you're saying is you kinda like it? I've fallen and I can't get up! That Phyllis bit, that was pretty good.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44316

  9. Jim

    I don't know that we need to dissect it all now, but-

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44317

  10. Michael

    That got a big laugh.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44318

  11. Jim

    That did. Pretty huge laugh.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44319

  12. Michael

    You were laughing right?

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44320

  13. Stanley

    I was.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44321

  14. Deangelo Vickers

    You know what, I have to go to the bathroom.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44322

  15. Michael

    We're really close.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44323

  16. Deangelo Vickers

    I can just run over to the gas station.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44324

  17. Dwight

    We should just wait here and not get good seats in the conference room?

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44325

  18. Michael

    That's true, we wouldn't get seats together.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44326

  19. Deangelo Vickers

    Okay, fine I'll hold it.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44327

  20. Michael

    You know, despite a couple hiccups, I think that went very well.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44328

  21. Dwight

    I thought it was the worst Dundies I've ever been to.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44329

  22. Michael

    Man! Maybe you should have won the Kind of a Bitch Award.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44330

  23. Dwight

    Gladly! I'd accept that award, because a bitch, is a female dog!

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44331

  24. Deangelo Vickers

    Please don't stop so suddenly, the seatbelt is pressing on my bladder. Why are you even wearing a seatbelt, you're sitting in the backseat, baby.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44332

  25. Michael

    What is your problem?!

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44333

  26. Dwight

    I just don't see a point in the Dundies! Okay? The jokes are terrible, the venue is bad, the fashion is boring.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44334

  27. Michael

    Okay! That, that is unfair! The clothing was safe, but tasteful.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44335

  28. Dwight

    And next time, why don't you pick a co-host, that doesn't have microphone-a-phobia!

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44336

  29. Deangelo Vickers

    Look, what ever you're going to do, how long is it going to take? Ballpark. 'Cause I just, I gotta make a decision here.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44337

  30. Michael

    He is in an all-out sprint.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44338

  31. Michael

    Here... Okay! By his own omission, this person actually tried marijuana in college, so the Doobie Doobie Pothead Stoner of the Year Award goes to, Andy Bernard!

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44339

  32. Andy

    A lot of people I'd like to thank, but I think we all actually wanna thank you Michael.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44340

  33. Michael

    Oh, okay.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44341

  34. Andy

    I mean, we actually all really wanna thank you, for everything.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44342

  35. Darryl

    [starts playing the tune to Seasons of Love while Andy sits down]

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44343

  36. Michael

    Oh my God, something's happening.

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  37. Andy

    Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44345

  38. All

    Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's how many minutes, that you've worked here.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44346

  39. Pam

    In costumes!

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44347

  40. Jim

    And impressions!

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44348

  41. Toby

    In meetings.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44349

  42. Erin and Kelly

    And cups of coffee.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44350

  43. Kevin

    For birthdays!

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44351

  44. Stanley

    More meetings and-

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44352

  45. Women

    E-Mail forms you made us read.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44353

  46. All

    Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's like watching Die Hard, eighty thousand times!

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44354

  47. Meredith

    You hit me with your car!

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44355

  48. Ryan

    You helped me get off drugs!

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44356

  49. Creed

    I watch you when you sleep.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44357

  50. Oscar

    I forgive you for kissing me!

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44358

  51. All

    Remember to, call. Call. Remember to, call. Call. Remember to, call. Call.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44359

  52. Kelly and Erin

    Call, text or e-mail, or call.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44360

  53. Deangelo Vickers

    Measure your life in love!

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44361

  54. All

    Remember to call, remember to, call. Remember to call.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44362

  55. Michael

    Yeah, okay. Well this is gonna hurt like a mother[bleep].

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44363

  56. Deangelo Vickers

    Every day, millions of Americans suffer from extreme repulsiveness. Someone in our midst, is bringing that problem to light. Toby Flenderson, please come up here and accept the Extreme Repulsiveness Award. Oh that's so mean!

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44364

  57. Michael

    No it's not.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44365

  58. Oscar

    It's his last Dundies.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44366

  59. Jim

    You gotta play along man.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44367

  60. Oscar

    Come on Toby.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44368

  61. Michael

    Here he comes! Alright! You deserve it!

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44369

  62. Toby

    I really disagree with this. I think it's kind of hateful. Though I am a little happy right now to have a platform to talk about the outcome of a case I was recently a juror on. The Scranton Strangler. That man's being put to death. I was part of the verdict, and I'm not so sure he's guilty any more.

    Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44370