Every line from The Office season 7, episode 20, in script order. First aired April 21, 2011.
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Michael
We're done. We're done!
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44309
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Michael
So that is how it ends. My last Dundies ever. I was hoping it'd be more like Godfather Three. That rapped up the whole franchise in an extremely satisfying way. But instead it is like Godfather One! That was, very confusing, had maybe three big laughs. Oh well...
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44310
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Pam
Michael, we were thinking maybe we could keep this thing going!
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44311
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Michael
What?
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44312
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Deangelo Vickers
I know I'm the cause of this royal screw up but I would like to see this show go on.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44313
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Michael
No, no. You're being too hard on yourself. We had a very truncated rehearsal time.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44314
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Pam
Let's grab some ice cream, go back to the office, and finish what we started.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44315
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Michael
So what you're saying is you kinda like it? I've fallen and I can't get up! That Phyllis bit, that was pretty good.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44316
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Jim
I don't know that we need to dissect it all now, but-
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44317
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Michael
That got a big laugh.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44318
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Jim
That did. Pretty huge laugh.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44319
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Michael
You were laughing right?
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44320
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Stanley
I was.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44321
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Deangelo Vickers
You know what, I have to go to the bathroom.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44322
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Michael
We're really close.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44323
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Deangelo Vickers
I can just run over to the gas station.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44324
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Dwight
We should just wait here and not get good seats in the conference room?
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44325
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Michael
That's true, we wouldn't get seats together.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44326
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Deangelo Vickers
Okay, fine I'll hold it.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44327
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Michael
You know, despite a couple hiccups, I think that went very well.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44328
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Dwight
I thought it was the worst Dundies I've ever been to.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44329
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Michael
Man! Maybe you should have won the Kind of a Bitch Award.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44330
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Dwight
Gladly! I'd accept that award, because a bitch, is a female dog!
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44331
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Deangelo Vickers
Please don't stop so suddenly, the seatbelt is pressing on my bladder. Why are you even wearing a seatbelt, you're sitting in the backseat, baby.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44332
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Michael
What is your problem?!
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44333
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Dwight
I just don't see a point in the Dundies! Okay? The jokes are terrible, the venue is bad, the fashion is boring.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44334
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Michael
Okay! That, that is unfair! The clothing was safe, but tasteful.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44335
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Dwight
And next time, why don't you pick a co-host, that doesn't have microphone-a-phobia!
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44336
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Deangelo Vickers
Look, what ever you're going to do, how long is it going to take? Ballpark. 'Cause I just, I gotta make a decision here.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44337
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Michael
He is in an all-out sprint.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44338
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Michael
Here... Okay! By his own omission, this person actually tried marijuana in college, so the Doobie Doobie Pothead Stoner of the Year Award goes to, Andy Bernard!
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44339
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Andy
A lot of people I'd like to thank, but I think we all actually wanna thank you Michael.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44340
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Michael
Oh, okay.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44341
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Andy
I mean, we actually all really wanna thank you, for everything.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44342
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Darryl
[starts playing the tune to Seasons of Love while Andy sits down]
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44343
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Michael
Oh my God, something's happening.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44344
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Andy
Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44345
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All
Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's how many minutes, that you've worked here.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44346
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Pam
In costumes!
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44347
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Jim
And impressions!
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44348
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Toby
In meetings.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44349
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Erin and Kelly
And cups of coffee.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44350
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Kevin
For birthdays!
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44351
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Stanley
More meetings and-
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44352
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Women
E-Mail forms you made us read.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44353
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All
Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's like watching Die Hard, eighty thousand times!
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44354
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Meredith
You hit me with your car!
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44355
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Ryan
You helped me get off drugs!
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44356
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Creed
I watch you when you sleep.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44357
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Oscar
I forgive you for kissing me!
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44358
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All
Remember to, call. Call. Remember to, call. Call. Remember to, call. Call.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44359
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Kelly and Erin
Call, text or e-mail, or call.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44360
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Deangelo Vickers
Measure your life in love!
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44361
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All
Remember to call, remember to, call. Remember to call.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44362
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Michael
Yeah, okay. Well this is gonna hurt like a mother[bleep].
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44363
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Deangelo Vickers
Every day, millions of Americans suffer from extreme repulsiveness. Someone in our midst, is bringing that problem to light. Toby Flenderson, please come up here and accept the Extreme Repulsiveness Award. Oh that's so mean!
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44364
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Michael
No it's not.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44365
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Oscar
It's his last Dundies.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44366
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Jim
You gotta play along man.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44367
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Oscar
Come on Toby.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44368
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Michael
Here he comes! Alright! You deserve it!
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44369
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Toby
I really disagree with this. I think it's kind of hateful. Though I am a little happy right now to have a platform to talk about the outcome of a case I was recently a juror on. The Scranton Strangler. That man's being put to death. I was part of the verdict, and I'm not so sure he's guilty any more.
Season 7 · Episode 20 · Line 44370