"Training Day" Quotes (page 3)

Every line from The Office season 7, episode 19, in script order. First aired April 14, 2011.

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  1. Dwight

    Can't you just use the recommendation you already have on file?

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  2. Gabe

    What recommendation?

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  3. Dwight

    From when he recommended me to replace him.

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  4. Gabe

    ...I'm sorry, I never know how to act in these awkward-type situations.

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  5. Deangelo Vickers

    Best whale watching: easily the west coast. If you're going whale watching on the East Coast, you might wanna bring a magazine called 'West Coast Whales'. Because you're not gonna see them-

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  6. Michael

    Snack time! It's the witching hour! It's the sandwitching hour!

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  7. Kevin

    Awesome!

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  8. Phyllis

    Mmm, whatcha got?

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  9. Michael

    PB and J, my mom's recipe!

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  10. Angela

    Michael! Deangelo has a peanut allergy.

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  11. Deangelo Vickers

    I need a wide berth. I need a wide berth from those nuts.

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  12. Stanley

    What are you doing? Have you lost your mind?

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  13. Michael

    I think Kevin wants one. Kevin, here you go!

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  14. Oscar

    Michael, this is serious! Do you know what happens if Deangelo touches a peanut?

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  15. Michael

    What?

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  16. Deangelo Vickers

    Michael, the last time I was exposed to a peanut, I was itchy for three days, ok? I had to take baths constantly. I missed the O.J. verdict. I had to read about it in the paper like an idiot.

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  17. Jim

    Wait, so, you don't go into shock or die or anything?

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  18. Deangelo Vickers

    No, Jim, not everything is life or death. I want to feel comfortable.

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  19. Michael

    Oscar, here you go.

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  20. Deangelo Vickers

    You're getting nut particles all in the air!

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  21. Michael

    No one had a problem with the air here until you came around.

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  22. Deangelo Vickers

    Everyone, mandatory meeting. Multi-purpose room, now.

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  23. Michael

    No, that's good. You just stay in there, stay in there by yourself, loser. No body go in. No body go in there. Stay where you are.

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  24. Oscar

    Michael, This is insane.

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  25. Michael

    No, it's not insane, Oscar. I'm been here for 19 years, and just because someone else is called the boss, you're gonna throw it all away? No.

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  26. Jim

    Listen, you're the one who decided to leave. Come on, he's the new boss, you know we have to do this.

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  27. Michael

    Well, who needs him. Guess it's just you and me, Dwight.

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  28. Dwight

    Correction. Just you. Alright, meeting. Multi-function room.

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  29. Deangelo Vickers

    Hold on, Hey Michael, Michael, wait up, hold on. Um, so for these meetings do you just jump into business or do you start with some chit-chat or...?

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  30. Michael

    I start with some chit-chat and a maybe a couple of jokes. And you might want to develop a couple of characters. You know what, you'll be fine.

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  31. Deangelo Vickers

    Maybe. Maybe not. 50/50. You know what, it is too bad for this place that you're leaving. Bring it in, come on. Ok.

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  32. Michael

    Ok. Why did you have to be so damn good?

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  33. Deangelo Vickers

    I... I'm adequete. I'm half as good as you.

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  34. Michael

    No, no, no. Come on. You are good, they know it.

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  35. Deangelo Vickers

    Will you do me a favour and enjoy this time, ok? You've worked so hard, get your senioritis on. It's Lake Havasu time!

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  36. Michael

    Guess I've been working so hard I forgot what it's like to be hardly working.

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  37. Deangelo Vickers

    Ok. What is the Native American girl's name?

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  38. Michael

    You'll figure it out.

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  39. Jim

    Hey, Deangelo! Wanna meet Cece?

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  40. Deangelo Vickers

    That's a cute baby. Very cute baby. Adorable. Very cute.

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  41. Jim

    Thank you very much.

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  42. Pam

    See, we knew it! If he just met her, he'd understand.

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  43. Jim

    We're back in! Right?

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  44. Deangelo Vickers

    I swear, that baby could be the star of a show entitled 'Babys I Don't Care About.'

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