Every line from The Office season 7, episode 19, in script order. First aired April 14, 2011.
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Michael
Kahlua Sombrero, please.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43865
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Waiter
All right, so just you tonight?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43866
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Michael
Actually, I am meeting somebody, but I'm a little bit early. Leaving my company. After 19 years.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43867
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Deangelo Vickers
I'll drink to that. I'm starting at a company this week.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43868
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Michael
Oh, really?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43869
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Deangelo Vickers
To begginings and endings.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43870
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Michael
And to middles, the unsung heroes. And to moms.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43871
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Deangelo Vickers
The moms and the troops.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43872
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Michael
Do not tell my fiance I'm drinking on a Wednesday.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43873
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Deangelo Vickers
I won't... I don't know her.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43874
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Michael
I'm moving out to the burbs... actually, I'm moving further than the burbs, I'm moving to Colorado.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43875
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Deangelo Vickers
Colorado! The sunshine state.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43876
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Michael
Yep. Don't mess with Colorado.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43877
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Deangelo Vickers
Doing some skiing?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43878
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Michael
No, no. I don't want to end up like Sunny Bobo.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43879
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Deangelo Vickers
Well that's just good sense right there. Everyone I know who skis is dead.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43880
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Michael
You know, I would like to try the luge, through.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43881
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Deangelo Vickers
Try it once, you're hooked. That's my guess.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43882
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Michael
That's what I've heard.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43883
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Deangelo Vickers
I'm an olympics nut.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43884
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Michael
Oh yeah? Me too. Summer or winter?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43885
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Deangelo/Michael
Summer!
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43886
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Deangelo Vickers
Knuckles! Actually, I gotta come around and give you...
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43887
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Deangelo Vickers
You know, it's funny, I tried to get an animal olympics going.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43888
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Michael
Really? What happened?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43889
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Deangelo Vickers
You know, life happened. What are you gonna miss most about Scranton?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43890
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Michael
Oh... wow. The mountains. Where things are.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43891
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Deangelo Vickers
That's the way it goes.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43892
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Michael
Man, he is late. I'm gonna call him. Do you mind? I'm sorry.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43893
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Deangelo Vickers
Excuse me. Hello? You running late?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43894
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Michael
No, I'm here. I'm right... I'm at the bar.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43895
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Deangelo Vickers
I'm at the bar too.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43896
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Michael
You are? What bar?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43897
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Deangelo Vickers
I'm at the bar. The bar that's located in the lobby of the hotel.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43898
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Michael
I... do not see you.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43899
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Deangelo Vickers
How long have you...
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43900
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Michael
I'm been here about... gosh, over half an hour.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43901
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Deangelo Vickers
Ok, me too.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43902
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Deangelo/Michael
Sorry...
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43903
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Michael
What're you wearing?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43904
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Deangelo Vickers
I am wearing a grey suit, red tie.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43905
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Michael
Are we both at the right place?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43906
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Deangelo Vickers
Which place?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43907
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Michael
I hear your voice.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43908
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Deangelo Vickers
I hear your voice, I see your lips moving.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43909
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Michael
I see your voice in the phone. Oh, man! Michael Scott.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43910
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Deangelo Vickers
Deangelo Vickers.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43911
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Michael
Wow... that is insane!
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43912
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Deangelo Vickers
That is insane, that is the right term. Let's get some Vodka up in this cranberry, and one for my friend.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43913
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Michael
Here we go! Are you ready?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43914
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Deangelo Vickers
I am ready.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43915
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Michael
Alright! Here we go!
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43916
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Michael
This is it. What do you think?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43917
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Deangelo Vickers
Oh, she'll do. She'll do just fine.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43918
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Deangelo Vickers
I am very much looking forward to tommorow. It feels like the culmanation of a lot of hard work, a lot of good fortune...
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43919
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Michael
[pops up from below camera, and runs out of room]
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43920
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Deangelo Vickers
Did that? Did that just happen?! We should.. we should write a movie or something! I'm serious!
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43921
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Oscar
Michael is leaving. And apparently they've already hired a new manager. And we're meeting him today. It's a lot to process. Paperwork wise.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43922
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Kevin
Nope! It's not Ashton Kutcher. It's Kevin Malone! Equally handsome, equally smart!
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43923
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Michael
Ok, everyone, as you know, one of my favorite things is fanfare for it's own sake. So, without further ado, let's start clapping! Presenting Deangelo Vickers!
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43924
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Deangelo Vickers
[blinds roll down, Deangelo waving]
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43925
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Michael
Come on out!
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43926
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Deangelo Vickers
Hello! How are you sir?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43927
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Michael
I am well, sir, how are you?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43928
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Deangelo Vickers
Can I just say, I am so excited to be working here. Little bit about myself, I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah, I call them heaven. I have a peanut allergy, something I live with, it's a part of me. I've learned to cope with it. What else, I'm just as comfortable at the ball game as I am at the opera. I was a-
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43929
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Dwight
Did I want to be made manager? Sure. A great opportunity squandered? Absolutely. A crushing blow? Yes. Will I get over it? No. But life goes on. Not for me.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43930
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Kelly
I'll get that you guys. Don't... it's just... you know...
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43931
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Deangelo Vickers
I'll help you.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43932
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Kelly
Oh, hi!
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43933
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Deangelo Vickers
Hello!
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43934
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Kelly
Have we met before?
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43935
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Deangelo Vickers
No, not officially, actually, I saw you walking out of the bathroom before.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43936
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Kelly
Well, I guess I'll go back to my cave. It was really great meeting you.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43937
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Deangelo Vickers
[offers Kelly the papers as she walks away]
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43938
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Kelly
And that is what you call a meet cute.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43939
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Michael
And we talk for like 20 minutes, no clue it's Deangelo the whole time!
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43940
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Darryl
Kind of embarassing.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43941
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Angela
Yeah, that story makes you sound stupid.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43942
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Michael
I happen to like the hilarious hijinx I get myself into. There he is! Deangelo, I was just telling them about last night, when we met. Remember that? That was crazy!
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43943
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Deangelo Vickers
Oh. That was... let's see, where's my replacement? Where's the guy I'm replacing? Why don't I look to the left? He's sitting right there!
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43944
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Michael
Oh yeah... I know... that's what I was just saying... that's what...
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43945
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Deangelo Vickers
[silences Michael]
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43946
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Andy
That exact situation is why I always carry around some of these. nametags. Just in case. Because sometimes you just need to I.D. yourself.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43947
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Deangelo Vickers
Office funny guy! Always glad to have an office funny guy around!
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43948
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Andy
I wasn't even trying to make a joke. But I guess I've always been sorta quirky, offbeat, a little twisted.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43949
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Michael
This is Jim and Pam, aka Jap. What started as an affair has blossomed into a family before our eyes.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43950
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Pam
Well, it wasn't an affair.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43951
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Michael
Yes it was.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43952
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Pam
But, no, but we are a family.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43953
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Jim
We made that.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43954
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Pam
Cecelia.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43955
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Deangelo Vickers
Well, congratulations. I have four kids of my own.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43956
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Pam
Really? Oh, my gosh! We just have the one, but she poops for four.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43957
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Pam
Uh oh. Someone started off on the right foot with the new boss!
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43958
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Jim
Yeah, they don't ever talk about careers that were made because of unplanned pregnancies.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43959
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Dwight
Thanks for meeting me.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43960
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Michael
Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle? Where'd you find him.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43961
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Dwight
There's no turtle, Michael. I just wanted to get you here.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43962
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Michael
You know me very well, Dwight.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43963
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Dwight
That's because I'm your right-hand man, Michael, but I can't do it again. I can't do it again for a whole new guy.
Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43964