"Training Day" Quotes

Every line from The Office season 7, episode 19, in script order. First aired April 14, 2011.

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  1. Michael

    Kahlua Sombrero, please.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43865

  2. Waiter

    All right, so just you tonight?

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43866

  3. Michael

    Actually, I am meeting somebody, but I'm a little bit early. Leaving my company. After 19 years.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43867

  4. Deangelo Vickers

    I'll drink to that. I'm starting at a company this week.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43868

  5. Michael

    Oh, really?

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43869

  6. Deangelo Vickers

    To begginings and endings.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43870

  7. Michael

    And to middles, the unsung heroes. And to moms.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43871

  8. Deangelo Vickers

    The moms and the troops.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43872

  9. Michael

    Do not tell my fiance I'm drinking on a Wednesday.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43873

  10. Deangelo Vickers

    I won't... I don't know her.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43874

  11. Michael

    I'm moving out to the burbs... actually, I'm moving further than the burbs, I'm moving to Colorado.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43875

  12. Deangelo Vickers

    Colorado! The sunshine state.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43876

  13. Michael

    Yep. Don't mess with Colorado.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43877

  14. Deangelo Vickers

    Doing some skiing?

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43878

  15. Michael

    No, no. I don't want to end up like Sunny Bobo.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43879

  16. Deangelo Vickers

    Well that's just good sense right there. Everyone I know who skis is dead.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43880

  17. Michael

    You know, I would like to try the luge, through.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43881

  18. Deangelo Vickers

    Try it once, you're hooked. That's my guess.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43882

  19. Michael

    That's what I've heard.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43883

  20. Deangelo Vickers

    I'm an olympics nut.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43884

  21. Michael

    Oh yeah? Me too. Summer or winter?

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43885

  22. Deangelo/Michael

    Summer!

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43886

  23. Deangelo Vickers

    Knuckles! Actually, I gotta come around and give you...

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43887

  24. Deangelo Vickers

    You know, it's funny, I tried to get an animal olympics going.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43888

  25. Michael

    Really? What happened?

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43889

  26. Deangelo Vickers

    You know, life happened. What are you gonna miss most about Scranton?

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43890

  27. Michael

    Oh... wow. The mountains. Where things are.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43891

  28. Deangelo Vickers

    That's the way it goes.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43892

  29. Michael

    Man, he is late. I'm gonna call him. Do you mind? I'm sorry.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43893

  30. Deangelo Vickers

    Excuse me. Hello? You running late?

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43894

  31. Michael

    No, I'm here. I'm right... I'm at the bar.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43895

  32. Deangelo Vickers

    I'm at the bar too.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43896

  33. Michael

    You are? What bar?

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43897

  34. Deangelo Vickers

    I'm at the bar. The bar that's located in the lobby of the hotel.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43898

  35. Michael

    I... do not see you.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43899

  36. Deangelo Vickers

    How long have you...

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43900

  37. Michael

    I'm been here about... gosh, over half an hour.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43901

  38. Deangelo Vickers

    Ok, me too.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43902

  39. Deangelo/Michael

    Sorry...

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43903

  40. Michael

    What're you wearing?

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43904

  41. Deangelo Vickers

    I am wearing a grey suit, red tie.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43905

  42. Michael

    Are we both at the right place?

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43906

  43. Deangelo Vickers

    Which place?

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43907

  44. Michael

    I hear your voice.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43908

  45. Deangelo Vickers

    I hear your voice, I see your lips moving.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43909

  46. Michael

    I see your voice in the phone. Oh, man! Michael Scott.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43910

  47. Deangelo Vickers

    Deangelo Vickers.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43911

  48. Michael

    Wow... that is insane!

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43912

  49. Deangelo Vickers

    That is insane, that is the right term. Let's get some Vodka up in this cranberry, and one for my friend.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43913

  50. Michael

    Here we go! Are you ready?

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43914

  51. Deangelo Vickers

    I am ready.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43915

  52. Michael

    Alright! Here we go!

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43916

  53. Michael

    This is it. What do you think?

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43917

  54. Deangelo Vickers

    Oh, she'll do. She'll do just fine.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43918

  55. Deangelo Vickers

    I am very much looking forward to tommorow. It feels like the culmanation of a lot of hard work, a lot of good fortune...

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43919

  56. Michael

    [pops up from below camera, and runs out of room]

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43920

  57. Deangelo Vickers

    Did that? Did that just happen?! We should.. we should write a movie or something! I'm serious!

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43921

  58. Oscar

    Michael is leaving. And apparently they've already hired a new manager. And we're meeting him today. It's a lot to process. Paperwork wise.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43922

  59. Kevin

    Nope! It's not Ashton Kutcher. It's Kevin Malone! Equally handsome, equally smart!

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43923

  60. Michael

    Ok, everyone, as you know, one of my favorite things is fanfare for it's own sake. So, without further ado, let's start clapping! Presenting Deangelo Vickers!

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43924

  61. Deangelo Vickers

    [blinds roll down, Deangelo waving]

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43925

  62. Michael

    Come on out!

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43926

  63. Deangelo Vickers

    Hello! How are you sir?

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43927

  64. Michael

    I am well, sir, how are you?

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43928

  65. Deangelo Vickers

    Can I just say, I am so excited to be working here. Little bit about myself, I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah, I call them heaven. I have a peanut allergy, something I live with, it's a part of me. I've learned to cope with it. What else, I'm just as comfortable at the ball game as I am at the opera. I was a-

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43929

  66. Dwight

    Did I want to be made manager? Sure. A great opportunity squandered? Absolutely. A crushing blow? Yes. Will I get over it? No. But life goes on. Not for me.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43930

  67. Kelly

    I'll get that you guys. Don't... it's just... you know...

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43931

  68. Deangelo Vickers

    I'll help you.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43932

  69. Kelly

    Oh, hi!

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43933

  70. Deangelo Vickers

    Hello!

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43934

  71. Kelly

    Have we met before?

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43935

  72. Deangelo Vickers

    No, not officially, actually, I saw you walking out of the bathroom before.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43936

  73. Kelly

    Well, I guess I'll go back to my cave. It was really great meeting you.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43937

  74. Deangelo Vickers

    [offers Kelly the papers as she walks away]

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43938

  75. Kelly

    And that is what you call a meet cute.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43939

  76. Michael

    And we talk for like 20 minutes, no clue it's Deangelo the whole time!

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43940

  77. Darryl

    Kind of embarassing.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43941

  78. Angela

    Yeah, that story makes you sound stupid.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43942

  79. Michael

    I happen to like the hilarious hijinx I get myself into. There he is! Deangelo, I was just telling them about last night, when we met. Remember that? That was crazy!

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43943

  80. Deangelo Vickers

    Oh. That was... let's see, where's my replacement? Where's the guy I'm replacing? Why don't I look to the left? He's sitting right there!

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43944

  81. Michael

    Oh yeah... I know... that's what I was just saying... that's what...

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43945

  82. Deangelo Vickers

    [silences Michael]

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43946

  83. Andy

    That exact situation is why I always carry around some of these. nametags. Just in case. Because sometimes you just need to I.D. yourself.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43947

  84. Deangelo Vickers

    Office funny guy! Always glad to have an office funny guy around!

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43948

  85. Andy

    I wasn't even trying to make a joke. But I guess I've always been sorta quirky, offbeat, a little twisted.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43949

  86. Michael

    This is Jim and Pam, aka Jap. What started as an affair has blossomed into a family before our eyes.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43950

  87. Pam

    Well, it wasn't an affair.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43951

  88. Michael

    Yes it was.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43952

  89. Pam

    But, no, but we are a family.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43953

  90. Jim

    We made that.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43954

  91. Pam

    Cecelia.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43955

  92. Deangelo Vickers

    Well, congratulations. I have four kids of my own.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43956

  93. Pam

    Really? Oh, my gosh! We just have the one, but she poops for four.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43957

  94. Pam

    Uh oh. Someone started off on the right foot with the new boss!

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43958

  95. Jim

    Yeah, they don't ever talk about careers that were made because of unplanned pregnancies.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43959

  96. Dwight

    Thanks for meeting me.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43960

  97. Michael

    Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle? Where'd you find him.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43961

  98. Dwight

    There's no turtle, Michael. I just wanted to get you here.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43962

  99. Michael

    You know me very well, Dwight.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43963

  100. Dwight

    That's because I'm your right-hand man, Michael, but I can't do it again. I can't do it again for a whole new guy.

    Season 7 · Episode 19 · Line 43964