Every line from The Office season 7, episode 18, in script order. First aired March 24, 2011.
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Michael
Oh ok. For how long?
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43775
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Holly
I don't know.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43776
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Michael
Is he alright?
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43777
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Holly
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43778
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Michael
You ok?
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43779
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Holly
Yeah, yeah it's just you know I don't want to go home when he's on his death bed you know, I wanna be there when he's still my dad.
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Michael
Yeah, yeah well you definitely need to do that.
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Holly
And I want you to come with me. Now I know that's a lot to ask of a boyfriend..
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43782
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Michael
Ok.
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Holly
And I was thinking... you know maybe since given our last conversation that we're both ready... Michael Scott will you..
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43784
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Michael
No, no, shhhhut it. Mhmm. Oh God. Nope, nope, nope.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43785
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Holly
Uh, what?
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43786
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Michael
No. I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. Mhm hm. Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43787
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Kevin
Hey guys it's my turn.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43788
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Andy
You cant go, you're dead, I shot you 5 moves ago.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43789
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Kevin
Yeah I told you, you can't shoot people.
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Darryl
I told you we're way past rules. We have been for some time now. We start having rules now, everything we built collapses.
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Kevin
This is stupid and I want my money back. Where's the money?
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43792
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Darryl
Yeah where is it?
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43793
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Kevin
Ok you know what? I am never ever playing board games with you two again.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43794
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Kevin
And that is Dallas.
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Ryan
Nice.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43796
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Jim
Not bad right.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43797
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Ryan
Can't really tell the...
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43798
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Jim
Nice.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43799
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Dwight
I know right...what the?
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Jim
Oh my God.
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Dwight
That... that's impossible.
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Jim
It is right. I mean, it's impossible.
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Dwight
All right, I'll take them.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43804
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Jim
They're probably worthless.
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Dwight
Probably.
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Jim
Leave the telescope.
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Dwight
I started with a thumb tack and traded my way to a telescope. But in a way the most valuable thing here wasn't the telescope at all. No, it was this... packet of beans. So I traded the telescope for it. And I can just go buy another telescope.
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Michael
Hey, how'd we do?
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Holly
13 dollars.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43810
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Michael
That's great and we still have most of our stuff. Good.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43811
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Holly
Listen about earlier ...
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Michael
No, no, no, no, lets not talk about that.
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Holly
It was wrong to put you in that position and... Michael you are my life now. I'm not going to Colorado.
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Michael
Shhhh. Let's go on a little walk. You know what? I wanna show you some stuff.
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Michael
So this is one of my favorite places in the world.
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Holly
Why?
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Michael
This is where Toby announced that he was going to Costa Rica. Happiest day of my life. Until the day you came to replace him. Let's go in here.
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Michael
This is where we first kissed.
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Holly
I remember.
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Michael
And this is where we first made love. Remember what I tried there?
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Holly
Michael..
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Michael
Through these blinds is where I first saw you, and you had all these boxes, and I thought you were the prettiest mover I had ever seen. And I was sitting at this desk when I called you to tell you that I had herpes and that I was still in love with you and you said that it was over, and that you didn't love me. Thank goodness none of that was true. Including the herpes.
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Holly
Yes.
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Michael
In-grown hair.
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Michael
Right in here... this is where we first co-ran our meeting. Remember, obesity awareness?
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43826
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Holly
Mh hmm.
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Michael
We saved a lot of lives that day. That's where you first met Michael Klump.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43828
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Holly
Oh, I say, I say, I say I sit on you!
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Michael
And right over there is where you found out that Meredith was prostituting herself for Outback steak. And I will never forget that you had the cutest look on your face because you couldn't believe it, you thought it was so wrong.
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Michael
And over here..
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Holly
What happened here?
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43832
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Michael
Well, nothing. Nothing really. I would just find an excuse to come here so I could stare at you through that window. This is what I'd do.
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Holly
Nice
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43834
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Michael
Let's go in here.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43835
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Holly
Hi guys.
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Michael
This is where our love faces its toughest test. After this, its just smooth sailing for the rest of our lives.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43837
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Jim
Holly, will you marry me?
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43838
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Holly
No.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43839
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Stanley
Marry me Holly.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43840
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Holly
No.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43841
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Michael
That guy's got more than he can handle as it is.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43842
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Oscar
Will you marry me?
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43843
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Holly
No.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43844
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Michael
That marriage would be a sham.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43845
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Gabe
Will you marry me?
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43846
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Holly
No.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43847
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Michael
Easy no.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43848
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Angela
Will you marry me?
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43849
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Holly
No.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43850
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Michael
That would be hot. I would pay to see that.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43851
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Ryan
Will you marry me Holly?
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Holly
No.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43853
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Michael
Only one that I was kind of worried about.
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Michael
This is where I fell in love with you. And this is where I ask you to marry me. It started with.. Holly Flax, marrying me will you be?
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Holly
Your wife becoming me will I.
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Kevin
That's awesome!
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43857
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Pam
Congratulations!
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43858
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Jim
Congratulations!
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Michael
Thank you. So guys, guys, guys. We're moving to Colorado.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43860
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Kevin
All of us?
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43861
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Michael
Yep.
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43862
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Jim
Wait, what?
Season 7 · Episode 18 · Line 43863
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Michael
Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving.
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