Andy

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Pam

I don't know if there's really a private place in this office.

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Andy

Well they put a sign-up sheet on the conference room and I signed us up for three mods. A mod is five minutes. And it started two minutes ago.

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Pam

You did that?

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Andy

Can we talk about this in the meeting? Because we're a little late.

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Pam

Okay. When did people sign-

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Andy

Mind if I close the door? What you did out there, earlier, was totally un-cool.

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Pam

Well what was I supposed to do, let you walk all over me?

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Andy

You humiliated me in front of every body!

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Pam

Okay, well I didn't think about it like that. It's just, I can't do anything about it. I can't replace that one unless that computer breaks.

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Andy

I mean, it's pretty broken already.

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Pam

Yeah, well if it breaks all the way I can get you a new one.

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Andy

Pretty sneaky sis.

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Ryan

Hey cats, we got a jazz session in mod six, nine, and twelve.

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Dwight

There are over four hundred of these!

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Jim

Yeah I couldn't cut it down.

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Dwight

They're all good. So good! Number three: eat a frog. That sounds promising. Number four: eat a dog. I don't know, um, from practical stand point-

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Jim

One thirty-five. Did you like one thirty-five?

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Dwight

Eat a brog. Maybe it's because I didn't understand it. I just had a couple of notes, let me grab a pen. Damn it. Gah! Just when we were getting going.

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Andy

Allow all cookies? Why certainly! Pop-ups? Yes please! Bit torrent streaming from a Somalian music website? Yeah! Why not? Oh I hope you don't get sick Mr. Computer. Why are you doing this to me Andy? Because I hate your programs!

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Todd Packer

And a '76 that's good to boot, I like that.

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Michael

And you made Hank smile, that doesn't happen often. You're very charming. That is something you should take upstairs, and use on people that really matter.

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Todd Packer

Why?

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Michael

I don't know, Holly mentioned that there were some complaints. And that you had said some things about Kevin.

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Todd Packer

Holly said that?

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Michael

Yeah.

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Holly

She was laughing hysterically that whole time!

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Michael

I guess you said something weird about your daughter?

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Todd Packer

She asked me, Michael! It would've been rude not to answer.

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Michael

You've been on the road a long time. And you've been an outdoor cat. And now you have to be an indoor cat, so you can't be peeing all over the walls.

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Todd Packer

Michael, can I open the kamomo with you. I've been on the road too long. But, I wanna connect with my daughter. And it's not right to call her a bitch in front of strangers.

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Michael

No it isn't.

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Todd Packer

You're right. I gotta watch my behavior.

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Michael

Yeah, a little bit.

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Todd Packer

Don't give up on me.

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Michael

I won't.

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Michael

Okay, every body. I need you to see this. Because maybe there is somebody here that you all underestimated, who will surprise you. Todd Packer, is going to apologize. Kevin! Front and center, come here.

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Kevin

I got a lot of numbers here to put together.

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Michael

Kevin, we know that you are just trying to save face, we know that you are hurt and embarrassed.

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Kevin

That's silly. If anything, I should be apologizing to Packer. Because we all know I can dish it, as good as I can take it.

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Michael

Okay, sweetie, no. You shouldn't be apologizing to Packer. That doesn't make any sense. You ready for this? You ready for this? Gentlemen, start your engines.

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Todd Packer

I'm sorry if you were offended by my comments earlier.

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Kevin

Well, like I said, I wasn't offended, but I'll stand here for the big show.

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Michael

Kevin, do you accept the apology?

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Kelly

Don't do it Kevin, that's the fake kind of apology.

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Michael

Okay, go back to the annex.

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Kelly

This is textbook. It's so uncool. Ryan does this to me all the time. Like it's some offense to have feelings. Don't do it Kevin.

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Ryan

Sometimes you over react.

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Oscar

Michael how's this supposed to work? Packer's gonna keep saying terrible things, and then he's just gonna make half-assed apologies. And we're back to square one.

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Todd Packer

Okay. You want an apology? Here it goes. Kevin, I am so sorry. You are skinny, and you are a genius.

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Michael

That-That was maybe too much. Packer is a survivor of divorce Stanley. Packer doesn't speak with his child, Meredith. Packer never lived up to his parent's expectations, Andy. Angela loves pussy cats, and Packer loves-

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Angela

No! Don't!

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Michael

I was going to say dogs! Okay, you know what, this is over! Apology has been issued! And we're through with it. Packer will be here until the day he dies, just like the rest of us!

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Pam

So listen, we have to really scuff this up.

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Andy

No no no no no! We can say that the previous owner was a neat-freak. Or an elegant old lady and she just kept it around in case her grand-kids came to visit, but they died and they never came, I think I'm gonna make myself cry.

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Pam

Andy, this is the deal we made.

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Andy

That's probably good. That's enough.

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Pam

We should break this hinge maybe.

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Andy

Let's not go crazy.

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Todd Packer

Well thanks, will do.

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Jim

Absolutely, now when you get down there, Jo's a little bit, uh, forgetful. So she may have locked the gate, but what you're gonna do is go ahead, hop it, and just head back to the pool.

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Todd Packer

That sounds weird.

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Jim

It is weird! Look at you, perceptive. Now I know why Jo's kept her eye on you!

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Dwight

And you make sure to get down there and check out that Harry Potter World.

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Jim

Whatever you wanna do in your spare time is up to you!

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Dwight

Harry Potter World is supposed to be faaantastic!

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Todd Packer

Apparently, as soon as corporate found out I wanted to come in off the road, Jo offered me a cushy new job in Tallahassee. And here's the best part. I'm a huge alligator nerd. I can name you every genus, every sub species. Also I'm a huge boob nerd.

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Dwight

Check it out and have a free butterbeer on us. Keep the receipt and we'll get ya' back!

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Michael

What are you doing?

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Jim

All right, so just pack your bags and, uh, be sure to bring those swimming trunks! Bye now!

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Michael

I cannot believe this, you're sending Packer to Florida? Why?

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Jim

He's a jerk.

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Dwight

He took my desk.

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Michael

Okay, so you're tricking him into flying to Florida?

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Dwight

It wasn't my first choice, Jim had so many better ideas.

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Michael

You have to tell him. You have to tell him what you did.

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Dwight

No, no, no. That is not part of the plan. That is actually anti-what we're doing.

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Michael

He is my oldest friend, I am going to tell him.

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Jim

Wait! Why don't we come up with a plan we're all happy about?

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Andy

Pam, how is this thing even any better than my old computer?

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Pam

Come on Andy! I mean you said you wanted a new computer and this is the best I could do!

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Andy

Where'd you even find this thing, like, in the corner in the warehouse?

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Pam

Yes, I found it in a shelf in the corner of the warehouse.

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Andy

All right, well thank you for my garbage computer.

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Todd Packer

You're looking at the new face of corporate. Gonna put the 'ass', in Tallahassee!

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Michael

Yes, about that.

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Todd Packer

Well we gotta go out and celebrate, tonight!

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Michael

Well... I don't know if that's a good idea.

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Todd Packer

Do you have a ball and chain?

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Michael

No, nothing like that at all.

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Todd Packer

Listen, I'm gonna tell you something that none of these people have the stones to tell you. It's your girlfriend, man. She's uptight.

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Michael

Sorry?

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Todd Packer

I know this stuff can hurt, but I wish someone had said something to me about my ex-wife. All I'm saying is about a month or so, meet me down in Florida, I'll introduce you to all the local talent.

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Michael

Sounds great.

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Todd Packer

It's gonna be so good.

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Michael

That is. It's gonna be awesome. I think you're really going to enjoy it down there.

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Holly

I'm sorry about your friend.

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Michael

Nah, he's an ass.

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Holly

You ahh.

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Michael

You ahh.

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