Every line from The Office season 7, episode 14, in script order. First aired February 3, 2011.
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Kelly
Everybody, can I please have your attention? Ryan and I have a huge announcement.
Season 7 · Episode 14 · Line 42528
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Erin
Oh my gosh!
Season 7 · Episode 14 · Line 42529
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Phyllis
Wow.
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Kelly
Over the weekend, Ryan Bailey Howard and I got divorced.
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Meredith
Sweet! Free Ring!
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Andy
Divorced?
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Ryan
Just so you know, it's totally amicable. We're fine. We don't need people here to take sides.
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Kelly
The last thing that we want is any kind of drama.
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Pam
Wait. Can you back up? What's the story?
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Kelly
We were having a beautiful weekend in the Poconos. We were making love, constantly. We saw the sunrise. Ryan was crying a lot.
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Ryan
It's not irrelevant. Details
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Kelly
And in the morning we walked by a chapel and we stopped, suddenly, and Ryan said...
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Ryan and Kelly
I don't think I should be married to you anymore.
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Kevin
What?
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Andy
Sorry, when did you get married?
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Kelly
Ummm, like a week ago, we got really wasted and it just felt right.
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Andy
And you didn't invite any of us?
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Ryan
We are getting divorced, Andy! This is such a raw time.
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Kelly
God baby, you know, people's reactions to this... maybe we made a mistake.
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Ryan
No, with the messed up laws in this country, I don't want to be married until everyone can be married.
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Oscar
You know what Ryan, I talked to the other gay guys, and we're ok with it. We agree it's fine if you got married.
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Ryan
No Oscar, Not, not until everyone can!
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Kelly
Ryan, I changed my mind.
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Ryan
Ok fine, you know what, this actually isn't amicable at all and we actually do need people to take sides. Who is on my side?
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Kelly
And who is on my side?
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Jim
All right. Bye.
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Pam
Bye.
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Jim
Let's Go!
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Michael
Just a minute. How long do we have to wait?
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Holly
For what?
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Michael
You broke up with AJ weeks ago.
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Holly
Don't you have a sales call to go on?
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Michael
I don't understand. I really don't. I mean, we know we are going to start dating. Why not now?
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Holly
We don't know that.
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Michael
Sure we do.
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Holly
Why is it such a certainty that we are supposed to be together?
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Michael
Why does the sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because everybody says so. Everybody.
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Holly
Michael, I can't keep getting into a situation where I date whoever I'm working with. Well, you can understand that.
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Michael
Yeah, I understand. I just don't agree.
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Holly
Well you don't have to agree.
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Michael
Yes I do.
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Holly
No you don't.
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Michael
Yes I do.
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Holly
No, you can have your own opinion.
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Michael
I have my own opinion and my opinion is to disagree with you.
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Jim
He's going to be a lot of fun to drive around in a car with.
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Pam
Aw you'll get through it hon. Just make a game out of it. A funny 'Jim' game.
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Jim
That's it? That's all I get? Even after all the hard work I put into celebrating your talent today?
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Pam
All right, what'd you do?
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Jim
Well, those things that you consider doodles, I consider art.
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Pam
Where'd you put it?
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Jim
Where'd I put what?
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Michael
Let's go.
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Jim
Oh, sorry gotta go.
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Pam
Say it. Where?
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Jim
Ok fine, three hints. One! When you are getting colder, you're really getting warmer.
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Pam
The fridge.
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Jim
Two! You have a better chance, if you think Bob Vance.
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Pam
The fridge, got it.
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Jim
And the final clue...
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Michael
Let's go!
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Jim
You know what, just think about it, you'll be fine.
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Pam
Bye.
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Erin
Holly is ruining Michael's life. He thinks she is so special. And she's so not. Her personality is like a 3. Her sense of humor is a 2. Her ears are like a 7and a 4. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect 40. It's nuts.
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Jim
Cheer up. We made a sale.
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Michael
Just drive faster. I want to get back.
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Jim
Well, I'm going the speed limit. So...
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Michael
Okay, fine. My feelings don't matter to you. What matters to you is your precious speed limit.
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Jim
Someone's in a bad mood.
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Michael
No I'm not. I'm not in a bad mood. I'm not, Jim. Hello? Ok fine, ignore me. Have it your way. Let's just talk about you, as always. Is sex different after the baby, Jim?
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Jim
Alright, let me turn on some music.
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Michael
I need to pee.
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Jim
No you don't.
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Michael
Yeah, I do. My word against yours.
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Jim
Alright. Well we'll be there in ten minutes.
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Michael
What part of 'I need to pee' do you not understand? I'm upset. My bladder is full. There is no telling what I might do right now all over the inside of your precious little car.
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Jim
Alright, Well if I see a gas station, I'll pull over.
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Michael
Well I hope I make it.
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Jim
Hello?
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Helen
Hi Jim, it's Helen.
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Jim
Hey Helen. Is everything ok?
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Helen
Everything is fine. Baby's fine. She has a tiny fever. I'm taking her for a check up. Nothing to worry about.
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Jim
Ok...
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Helen
A tiny thing. I locked her in the car.
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Jim
What?
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Helen
She's smiling. She's happy.
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Jim
Oh my God.
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Helen
Jim, I don't have a spare key.
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Jim
Just stay there. I'll be there in one second. Michael! Michael! Excuse me, sir there is a guy in the bathroom. He's coming out but I have to go because it's an emergency. Will you just tell him call the office. Just call the office! Thank you. Please?
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Guy
Hello?
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Pam
This is Pam.
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Jim
Hey it's me. So uh, don't worry. Everything's ok.
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Pam
What's wrong?
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Jim
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. You're not holding a cup of coffee or anything are you?
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Pam
Jim, what?
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Jim
Uh, so, Cece had a little bit of a fever. And your mom also locked her in the car.
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Pam
Oh God! What?!
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Jim
No no no it's ok. So, Cece is with daddy now. She's laughing and she's happy. And we are on our way to see Dr. Barbra.
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Pam
Ok. She's ok?
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Jim
Yes, and your mom got a very well deserved day off. So here's the thing though. I left Michael at the gas station on Benet.
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