Every line from The Office season 7, episode 13, in script order. First aired January 27, 2011.
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Dwight
I got it. I got it.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42444
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Andy
Hey, do you need a lozenge?
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42445
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Darryl
They're a bunch of jackals.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42446
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Andy
What?
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42447
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Darryl
They left you in the lurch, and if they want to jump in, it means you're almost there. You did this. Bring it home.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42448
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Andy
[to Dwight, Stanley, and Phyllis]: Let me tell you what you can do with your offer to help. You can table it and offer it up another time. Just know that I really appreciate the gesture.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42449
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Andy
Hi. Hope you enjoyed your lunch. Welcome back. Ooh. Well, hello. Welcome to the seminar. Hey, man. What's goin' on?
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42450
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Dwight
You're gonna blow it.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42451
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Andy
Maybe. Only maybe.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42452
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Oscar
We got it! Wow! We got it!
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42453
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Pam
Oscar, wait. I think the victory would be more meaningful if Erin puts the last word in herself.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42454
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Oscar
Yes, Pam. Yes, most definitely. Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42455
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Erin
Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42456
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Oscar
Ah. No!. Although I must say, I will have 'apoplexy' if you lose. Do you understand? 'Apoplexy' is what I will have.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42457
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Erin
Apoplexy.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42458
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Oscar
Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42459
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Erin
Got it. Oh, Oscar. Oscar?
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42460
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Erin
I played 'ape.'
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42461
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Jim
I just want to make a point to that last caller. I disagree. I don't think it is the running game at all. I think we do have to make a few moves in this off-season.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42462
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Andy
Wow! What a day, right? Guess you guys are probably ready to go. And you got my business card, so...
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42463
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Michael
Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. You know, I like you. I'm going to give you my secret gyro recipe. Come out here since it's a secret, and I'll tell you. All, you have to close right now.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42464
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Andy
Yeah, I mean, I'm getting to it.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42465
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Michael
No, you're not. You're getting past it. You have to close. You can do it.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42466
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Andy
Yeah, yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42467
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Michael
Andy, what's the problem?
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42468
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Andy
This is hard for me. I'm a nice guy.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42469
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Michael
You, Kelly and Creed, Kevin, they believe in you. Don't let them down. Don't let yourself down, Andy. I'm gonna go back in. I'm going to stall them for a little bit. I want you to get your head together, and then come back in. I want you to close. What is taking that guy so long?
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42470
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Jim
Psst. You think this thing's gonna go much longer?
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42471
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Pam
I don't know. They're still in there.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42472
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Jim
Ohh! Good-bye.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42473
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Pam
Stop. Out with it.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42474
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Pam
Here's the story. That guy in there is Jim's childhood friend, Tom.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42475
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Jim
Tom Witochkin. One of my best buddies, actually.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42476
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Pam
And when they were both in the third grade, Jim was placed in the top reading group.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42477
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Jim
I was blue group, so it was second from the top.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42478
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Pam
And Tom...
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42479
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Jim
Was in the green group.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42480
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Pam
And Jim's mom suggested that Jim spend time hanging with the kids in his reading group, because she though that would be a good influence.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42481
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Jim
And that's what I told him.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42482
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Pam
Right. But how'd you say it?
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42483
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Jim
My mom thinks you're too dumb to hang out with.'
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42484
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Andy
Okay, who would like to purchase this small business package from me right now? Yes, we got one. Okay, the snowball is rolling. Who else? You can put it off for a couple of days, but I guarantee you, eventually you're gonna realize you need this. So the only thing that's gonna be different is you'll be a couple of days behind where you would be if you bought this from me right now. So who's gonna buy one right now?
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42485
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Older Woman
I'll take one.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42486
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Andy
Yes! Awesome! All right, anyone else? Sold! Anybody else? Yes! All right!
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42487
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Kelly
Yeah bitch.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42488
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Andy
Good choice. The rest of you are dead to me. You made the stupidest decision of your life.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42489
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Michael
No, no, no.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42490
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Andy
But it was a pleasure meeting you, and you've got my information, so feel free to call anytime.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42491
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Kelly
Whoo!
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42492
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Tom
Hey, you think it's cool if I grab a soda?
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42493
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Jim
Yeah, woah. Yep, absolutely, go ahead.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42494
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Tom
Hey.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42495
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Jim
Hey.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42496
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Tom
How's it goin'?
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42497
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Jim
Pretty good.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42498
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Tom
It's been a while.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42499
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Jim
It has been, yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42500
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Tom
So you work here, huh?
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42501
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Jim
Sales.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42502
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Tom
Must be a front for some kind of famous laboratory.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42503
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Jim
[laughs]
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42504
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Tom
Cause you're so smart.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42505
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Jim
Oh, man. You remember that, huh?
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42506
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Tom
Oh, barely. I'm so dumb, you know, stuff goes in, stuff goes out. Not like you probably remember every paper sale you ever made. Paper salesman genius.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42507
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Jim
All right, good catch-up.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42508
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Tom
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42509
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Jim
See ya.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42510
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Tom
Where's your jetpack, Zuckerberg?
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42511
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Dwight
Andy. I didn't think you had it in ya.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42512
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Andy
Well, I guess when you looked in me, you forgot about my balls. They're on the outside. Don't how you missed 'em.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42513
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Holly
Wonderful seminar!
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42514
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Michael
Almost as good as the first day when we first met. You are the love of my life. Come to me, Necropolis. Put your lips on my lips. Come on.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42515
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Holly
Michael, I should get back to work.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42516
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Michael
What? Come on. It's time for grapes. Real fun day.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42517
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Gabe
So, I won.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42518
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Erin
I know. You get to pick.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42519
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Gabe
Well, that's actually what I came to talk to you about. I know how much you want to watch 'Wall-e'.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42520
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Erin
Yes?
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42521
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Gabe
So I got us a compromise. This movie's called 'Hardware'. It tells the story of a killer combat robot, just like Wall-e, that the government invented to destroy humans. It's some of what you like and some of what I like, and... married...
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42522
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Andy
Hey, I heard you talking about movies before, and, anyway, I just watched this over the weekend. I thought you'd really like it.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42523
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Erin
There's a 'Shrek' two?!
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42524
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Andy
Oh, yeah. See you tomorrow.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42525
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Gabe
Nice guy.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42526
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Erin
Ohh.
Season 7 · Episode 13 · Line 42527