Every line from The Office season 7, episode 12, in script order. First aired January 20, 2011.
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Angela
Ugh.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42025
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Dwight
Wait, it's that easy? That's not a resolution, that's just... something I want to do. Okay, fine. I can do that... My resolution is... meet a loose woman.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42026
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Angela
Oh, God.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42027
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Andy
That's a good one.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42028
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Dwight
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42029
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Andy
You know what, that's my new one. I'm taking that one, too.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42030
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Dwight
Awesome.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42031
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Darryl
You know what you guys should do? Go to the bookstore at lunch. There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to them. 'Hey, what book is that? Cool, let's hang out tonight. Sex already? Whoa...'
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42032
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Andy
The bookstore?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42033
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Dwight
It's that easy?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42034
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Darryl
I'll come with you, show you how it's done.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42035
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Dwight
Okay, I'll drive.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42036
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Darryl
My resolution is to read more. And if someone else is driving me to the bookstore, I can eat my PB&J in the car. 2011 is coming up all Darryl.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42037
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Michael
Hello! Oh, somebody's got a new phone!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42038
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Holly
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42039
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Michael
That is neat.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42040
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Holly
I got it for Christmas. I'm so out of my league here.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42041
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Michael
E.T. phone Holly. Holly like phone?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42042
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Holly
Holly misses old phone.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42043
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Michael
Why?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42044
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Holly
New phone is confusing. Gets bad reception.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42045
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Michael
Bummer.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42046
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Holly
Bummer.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42047
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Michael
Reese's Pieces.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42048
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Holly
Reese's Pieces?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42049
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Kelly
Oh, God, please stop!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42050
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Michael
I still have my old phone. This thing... indestructible.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42051
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Holly
Oh, I should get this. Hey! Oh, no, don't go see that one, I want to see that together. Yeah, go see that action one. Okay. I love you, too. All right.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42052
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Michael
Holly doesn't seem to be engaged, but she's talking to AJ like she is. I can't figure it out. Do you think she's already dating a different AJ?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42053
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Pam
I don't think so.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42054
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Michael
When you broke it off with Roy, did you still tell him you loved him?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42055
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Pam
No.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42056
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Michael
But you did still love him.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42057
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Pam
I'm not... I'm not going to have...
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42058
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Michael
Do you love him now?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42059
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Pam
No! Just talk to her.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42060
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Michael
No. She'd just resent me. Or worse! She would think of me as her friend. Oh, hi friend! Blegh.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42061
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Phyllis
I'll talk to her, Michael.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42062
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Michael
You think she'd talk to you?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42063
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Phyllis
Why wouldn't she?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42064
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Michael
That's true. She's really nice. She'd talk to anybody. Why don't you bring Erin to balance you out?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42065
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Pam
There's a plan.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42066
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Andy
All right! We should divide up by section. I will take romance and travel.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42067
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Dwight
I'll take the entirety of the second floor.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42068
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Darryl
I got that cutie behind the counter.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42069
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Bookstore employee
Well, if you read a lot, you should check out our e-readers. They're really neat.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42070
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Darryl
Whoa, I work at a paper company, those things terrify me. They could put us out of business, you know? I heard those machines hold like, ten books at once.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42071
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Bookstore employee
Actually, it's ten thousand.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42072
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Darryl
Holy, what? Let me see that. It's so light. Like a croissant.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42073
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Andy
Hi.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42074
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Customer
Hi.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42075
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Dwight
Welcome.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42076
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Andy
Let us know if you need anything.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42077
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Customer
Thanks.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42078
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Andy
Why did we pretend like we work here?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42079
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Dwight
Is that what we were doing?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42080
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Darryl
Hey, how'd you do?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42081
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Andy
Good!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42082
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Dwight
Good. Real good.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42083
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Darryl
Really?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42084
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Dwight
Yeah, yeah!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42085
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Andy
We kinda nailed it.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42086
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Dwight
Yeah, pretty much. But, you know, this place is kinda tapped out, so. Let's roll.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42087
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Darryl
Cool.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42088
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Dwight
Okay. What'd you get?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42089
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Darryl
A book about oceans.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42090
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Dwight
Oh, really? What else? Let me see.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42091
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Darryl
No, that's uh. Porn. Pornography. Old lady... nasty... porn.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42092
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Phyllis
Follow my lead. Hey, want some company?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42093
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Erin
Want some company?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42094
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Holly
Oh, sure. Have a seat. How were your breaks?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42095
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Phyllis
Oh, really good, I went to Portugal.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42096
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Erin
I went to Portugal.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42097
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Holly
Oh, wow... you went together?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42098
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Phyllis
No.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42099
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Erin
No.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42100
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Phyllis
So, I've just gotta know. What's going on with you and AJ?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42101
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Holly
Nothing really happened. I mean, I know I made a big deal about this whole New Year's deadline, but um, it came and went... and, we're still together.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42102
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Phyllis
You didn't break up with AJ at all? I mean, not even for a week to make him buy you a present?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42103
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Holly
It just wasn't fair of me to give him an ultimatum in the first place. The whole thing is totally my fault. But we're going to be just fine. Just fine.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42104
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Darryl
Whoa! Hold on.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42105
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Dwight
I am not going back until I fulfill my resolution.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42106
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Darryl
Oh, no, no, no. Uh-uh.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42107
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Dwight
Come on, why not? I've never been in one before. I'm tired of being Mr. Perfect Role Model all the time.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42108
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Darryl
I'm telling you, don't do it. I've got nothing against strip clubs, but I do have something against them at noon on a Monday. The day shift at a strip club? You can't unsee that.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42109
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Dwight
Well, we can't just go back, I mean, we came out to meet women.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42110
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Andy
Hey, there's a roller rink across the street! There's always chicks at the rink.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42111
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Darryl
What kind of chicks are you going to meet there?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42112
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Andy
I don't know. Single moms at a skating party. Sweet sixteen, ten year reunion parties.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42113
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Dwight
Chicks fall down, need help getting back up.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42114
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Andy
Roller derby practice!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42115
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Darryl
We're going skating.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42116
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Pam
The goal of this meeting is to get everybody excited about their resolutions! Who's been good about their resolutions so far? Erin. Tell us about it.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42117
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Erin
Well, my goal was to learn a new word every single day. And I must say that it is going immensely.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42118
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Pam
Cool! Here's a little 'way to go' gift from Sabre.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42119
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Gabe
Intercepted!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42120
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Erin
Hey! Gabe.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42121
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Gabe
Whoops.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42122
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Pam
Creed. I noticed you don't have a resolution on the board. What's yours?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42123
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Creed
I want to do a cartwheel. But real casual-like. Not make a big deal about it. But I know everybody saw it. Just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Line 42124