Every quote from The Office season 7, episode 12, in script order. First aired January 20, 2011.
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Man
Next up, secretary Schrute will read the minutes from Sunday's meeting.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41925
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Dwight
Minutes from previous meeting of Knights of the Night. No, Jim, hey!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41926
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Jim
Oh.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41927
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Dwight
This meeting is for Knights of the Night only.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41928
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Dwight
Knights of the Night are volunteer crime patrollers. We're often compared to the Guardian Angels, but we could not be more different from them. Seriously, we are nothing like the Guardian Angels. I mean, broad strokes purposes, sure. Think Guardian Angels. One of our many recent good deeds? We set out to capture the Scranton Strangler. Mission accomplished. Not by us.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41929
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Jim
I'm actually just looking for my Blackberry, so, carry on.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41930
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Dwight
No, no, no, no, no. I see how this movie ends. You make fun of me, everyone laughs, ha, ha, ha... screw you!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41931
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Man
Dwight, don't be bothered by your friend's presence.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41932
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Dwight
What are you going to do now? Are you going to make fun of our leader's weird voice? Huh? Dwight, don't be bothered by the. Over the line, Jim.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41933
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Jim
I'm just looking for my phone, so... pretend I'm not here.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41934
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Dwight
Fine. Minutes from previous meeting of Knights of the Night. That's our official name, Jim.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41935
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Jim
Sounds good.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41936
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Dwight
Reflective strips were glued to patrol jackets. Knights went outside with flashlights to test them.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41937
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Jim
Smart.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41938
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Dwight
And the rest was juststuff.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41939
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Man
Go ahead and read it, some people weren't here.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41940
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Dwight
Okay. Knights stayed outside to play flashlight tag.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41941
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Jim
Oh, come on, that sounds awesome.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41942
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Member
It was pretty cool.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41943
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Jim
Was it?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41944
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Member
It was fun.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41945
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Dwight
It was pretty awesome.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41946
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Jim
Hey! Yeah. No, I got it. Just leaving now.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41947
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Michael
January three, 2011. A day which will live in-famously. Holly Partridge Flax, otherwise known as Holly, otherwise otherwise known as a living, breathing angel, is engaged to another man. This is freaking me out. I- okay, let's switch to the happy video, okay? No, no, no, no, let's push through. We'll do this.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41948
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Michael
Today will either be the best or the worst day of my life. Holly gave AJ an ultimatum. He either proposes by New Year's or they break up. Now, if she's engaged, I'm gonna go crazy, and I'm gonna start attacking people. If she's not engaged, in all honesty, I may just burn this whole place to the ground out of happiness. Either way, I am going to need some talking down. And nobody talks me down like myself in a video talking me down.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41949
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Michael
Michael, I know what you're thinking. Holly's engaged to another man, and you want to kill yourself. It may seem like a good idea, but it's not.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41950
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Erin
Snot. Sorry, it sounded like you said it's snot. I am so sorry.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41951
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Michael
Okay, so killing yourself. I was just thinking about snot.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41952
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Angela
Good morning.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41953
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Pam
Hey, guys! Fun thing. The index cards on your desk are resolution cards. You write your New Year's resolution on them, I'll collect them, and then display them on... da-da-da-da-da! This! Resolution board.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41954
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Dwight
Wow. Did your baby draw that?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41955
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Angela
The glitter is blinding.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41956
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Phyllis
I think it's good.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41957
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Pam
It's gonna be fun.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41958
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Pam
I recently met Sue, the office administrator at Vance Refrigeration. She has this awesome wall full of fun initiatives and morale boosters and stuff. Sue just goes for it, she's awesome.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41959
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Phyllis
I know Sue. She's not that great. And you know her husband's in a wheelchair, right?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41960
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Erin
Okay, champagne.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41961
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Michael
Happy.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41962
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Erin
Sponge.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41963
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Michael
Sad. To soak up my tears.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41964
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Erin
Gummi bears and gummi worms.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41965
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Michael
Bears sad, worms happy. Come on, Erin.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41966
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Erin
Ukulele's happy?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41967
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Michael
Sad, something to break.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41968
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Erin
Chocolates.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41969
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Michael
For you, job well done.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41970
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Erin
Thank you! And two bottles of scotch.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41971
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Michael
Both sad.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41972
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Erin
And did you get the tickets?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41973
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Michael
I did! I did, indeed. Two front row center, to Paula Poundstone, Live in Poughkeepsie. Holly's favorite. I hope she doesn't call us up on stage. That would suck. 'Hey, you think you can do my job better?' I don't know. 'What's your name?' Michael.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41974
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Erin
I'm really excited for Michael either way. Because if Holly chooses to be with him, he will be so, so happy. And if not, he'll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41975
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Pam
Oh, hey, guys! I'd like to introduce you to a new little friend of mine. His name is New Year's resolution board.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41976
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Michael
Shaaa-shut up. Hello.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41977
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Kelly
What happened? Is there a ring?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41978
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Michael
So... high five me. We're back. To a happy... look at those! Mittens. Are those a present?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41979
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Kelly
Come on!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41980
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Holly
They're warm.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41981
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Michael
They're so fuzzy and warm! Let me feel those. Let me feel that. Put 'er there. Give me a good firm... ooh! That's a good firm handshake. You're hired! Yes, let's get right into the Anderson account, shall we? Yes, yes, right away.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41982
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Dwight
Hey, hey, hey. Want me to crank the thermostat up to 90, smoke her out? She can't keep those mittens on forever.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41983
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Michael
Yes, no, why? Stop! Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41984
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Kevin
Congratu-ohhh.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41985
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Kelly
Wow.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41986
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Michael
Oh my God! That's it! That's it!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41987
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Holly
Oh, I get it. Everybody knows about the ultimatum.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41988
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Kelly
Yes, I told everyone.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41989
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Holly
Ha ha, ha ha!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41990
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Kevin
Hey! Right back atcha, bitch!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41991
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Michael
Happy! Happy, happy, happy, happy!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41992
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Video Michael
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, calm down, breathe.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41993
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Michael
I'm trying!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41994
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Video Michael
I said breathe!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41995
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Michael
I'm trying!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41996
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Video Michael
Wait a second, are you listening to music?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41997
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Michael
What?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41998
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Video Michael
Shut that off!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 41999
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Michael
I'm not listening to music!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42000
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Video Michael
Fine, just go crazy for a little while! Lookin' good! You're lookin' good. Oh, I gotcha! I gotcha! I'm pulling you back! Michael dance off!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42001
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Michael
Go! Oh, that's nice.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42002
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Video Michael
Go!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42003
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Michael
Me? Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42004
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Erin
Go!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42005
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Video Michael
Nice! We're gonna calm down later.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42006
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Michael
I'm good.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42007
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Erin
Oh, yeah!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42008
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Michael
Oh my God!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42009
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Pam
Hey, Dwight, I'm collecting resolution cards.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42010
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Dwight
Not doing that.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42011
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Pam
Why not?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42012
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Dwight
I've achieved plenty and there's no better than the best.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42013
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Andy
Drink less caffeine. That's a good one, Pam. Here's mine.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42014
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Pam
Learn to cook for one!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42015
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Andy
Yeah. I love cooking, but I always find myself throwing out half the food that I prepare, so... two years is time to just start preparing the right amount of food for the right number of people, which is one.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42016
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Pam
Well, maybe you'll meet someone.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42017
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Andy
No, some people don't just meet someone. I'm fine with it. Really. This is not a pity party. It's not a party at all. It's just sad.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42018
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Pam
Angela.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42019
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Angela
Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42020
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Pam
Make time for romance!
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42021
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Oscar
Who's the senator?
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42022
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Angela
My boyfriend.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42023
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Oscar
Oh, you mean the state senator. I'm sorry, I was confused, because you accidentally wrote 'the senator'.
Season 7 · Episode 12 · Quote 42024