Every line from The Office season 7, episode 10, in script order. First aired December 2, 2010.
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Dwight
Why do you even need soap? Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41217
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Pam
We need everything back the way it was.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41218
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Dwight
You don't wanna move. Moving is one of the most stressful things you can do in life. You'll probably just take it out on your kid. Jim will turn to the drink. The family will fall apart, and twenty five years from now, Cece will become world famous... for stripping.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41219
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Pam
That's a sad story. I have another one. We move, the other tenants follow, the bank takes the building, takes your farm, takes your car and beats the crap out of you. Penniless, you die, and my daughter Cece dances on your grave... fully clothed.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41220
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Ryan
Where is Tibet?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41221
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Michael
Pass.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41222
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Ryan
When was China founded?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41223
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Michael
Pass.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41224
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Jim
Two for two, keep it up.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41225
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Ryan
Who is Mao?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41226
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Michael
Lifeline.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41227
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Andy
Damn it. Michael, you are moments away from the smack down of your life. If you don't know something, steer the conversation back to something you do know.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41228
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Michael
I could talk about boobs. I bet he knows nothing about boobs.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41229
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Jim
What do you know about boobs?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41230
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Andy
Michael, I have to tell you something it's from Rocky II.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41231
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Jim
Thank you.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41232
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Andy
This guy doesn't just wanna win. Y'know, he want's to bury you. He wants to humiliate you!
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41233
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Michael
Wait, wait, wait. How long is this going to take?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41234
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Andy
I'm like a quarter of the way through.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41235
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Michael
Is it going to be worth it?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41236
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Andy
No.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41237
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Ryan
Just in case Michael, I made you a cheat sheet.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41238
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Michael
I don't need to cheat.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41239
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Jim
Show him how to use it.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41240
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Nate
Ten thousand seven hundred and six.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41241
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Dwight
Here it is, right here, pull over. Oh my God. No way. Man, look at that.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41242
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Nate
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41243
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Dwight
There's no building. This could only mean one thing.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41244
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Nate
The building's underground?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41245
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Dwight
She was lying. Oh, Pam, Pam...
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41246
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Dwight & Nate
Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41247
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Passer-by
Yeah?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41248
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Nate
Pam. Pam?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41249
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Dwight
What?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41250
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Passer-by
I'm Pam.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41251
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Dwight
Oh.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41252
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Nate
No you're not.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41253
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Dwight
I'm sorry. We have a colleague with the same name.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41254
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Passer-by
Oh, that's fine.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41255
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Dwight
So, okay. You're not a liar too are you?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41256
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Passer-by
I've been known to bend the truth.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41257
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Dwight
Damn it, Pam. Get out. Right now. Leave it, I mean it. Get the hell out of here. Go.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41258
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Passer-by
Okay.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41259
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Dwight
I can't wait to do to Pam, what I just did... to Pam.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41260
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Dwight
Hey Pam.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41261
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Pam
Yeah?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41262
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Dwight
Y'know what, I'm the only one here who you haven't asked about the new office.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41263
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Pam
I know, because you're the reason we're moving.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41264
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Dwight
Yeah, but I'm still an employee here, and that part of me is really excited about the change of scenery. What's the square footage in the new place?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41265
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Pam
Uhh, I think it's something like umm...
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41266
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Dwight
What's the exact square footage.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41267
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Pam
Umm, let me see.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41268
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Dwight
How many offices are there? Oh I'll just look at the one sheet myself.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41269
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Pam
Oh, actually I don't know what I did with the one sheet. Y'know, that's the problem. You only have one sheet.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41270
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Dwight
You're a funny guy Pam. What's the first thing you guys are gonna do when you move in to the new office? I'm going to walk down the hall and say 'Wow, I can't believe this is real, but it is.' I can't wait.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41271
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Pam
Mmhmm.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41272
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Pam
I lied about some aspects of the building.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41273
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Jim
It's still on a bike path though right?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41274
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Pam
There's no building... it doesn't exist.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41275
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Jim
What does that mean?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41276
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Pam
I needed leverage so I pulled those pictures off the internet. It's just this Office Administrator thing, I don't wanna...
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41277
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Jim
What?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41278
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Pam
Fail. I don't want to fail... again.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41279
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Jim
But you didn't fail.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41280
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Pam
And that's what you said about Art School, and that's what you said about sales.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41281
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Jim
And you didn't fail those things either.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41282
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Pam
Well, I'm not an artist, and I'm not a salesman. So what would you call it?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41283
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Jim
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41284
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Oscar
Michael, the reason I asked you down here for this chat is that I've been thinking that your fears about China are a bit exaggerated.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41285
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Michael
Did you know, that China has a new missile, that can sink a US Naval Carrier nine hundred miles off the coast?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41286
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Oscar
We have missiles too.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41287
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Michael
Did you also know that China has secretly been expanding its nuclear arsenal. But what do I know, I mean, that's just according to the Pentagon. Our Pentagon.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41288
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Nate
I wasn't here.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41289
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Pam
What?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41290
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Nate
I wasn't here. It's a pretty common saying. You may want to log it away for future use.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41291
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Pam
Well thanks.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41292
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Nate
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41293
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Michael
China has been loaning us billions upon billions of dollars. We are going to be owing them for the rest of our lives. And they will control us.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41294
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Oscar
Actually, we're in a mild recession right now. I'll give you that, but people use China as the boogie man for all their problems. In the nineteen eighties, it was Japan.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41295
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Michael
How then do you explain that in the past year manufacturing in China has risen by 17% and in the US it has only risen by 8%?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41296
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Oscar
Do you really think that manufacturing is a relevant indicator of where the world economy's heading in 2011? Do you know the comparative expansion of say the information sector? I'd say that's far more relevant. Wouldn't you?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41297
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Michael
Don't... I...
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41298
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Pam
Hello, hello. You're breaking the law.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41299
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Dwight
Impossible, I love the law.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41300
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Pam
Read article nineteen. There are suitable standards that you have to maintain the building at that includes comfortable temperatures and adequate lighting. It also means no more cutting the tampons in two, and no more tampering with the toilet paper.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41301
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Dwight
I see I've underestimated you, and I didn't think that was possible. Nate, reply the paper.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41302
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Nate
I don't think it goes that way.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41303
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Dwight
Reply it!
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41304
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Oscar
Don't worry about the coffee, its on me.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41305
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Michael
Yeah, I figured that.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41306
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Oscar
Michael, I am so happy that we were able to have this little chat.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41307
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Michael
Wait. You forgetting something?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41308
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Oscar
What?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41309
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Michael
This chat. Two men, one white, one latina. A boss and a money cruncher. I could fire you.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41310
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Erin
Fire him. No, show mercy.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41311
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Michael
Here we are.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41312
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Oscar
What's your point.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41313
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Michael
My point is... that as long as people like you and me don't stop talking, nobody can stop the USA.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41314
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Andy
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41315
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Erin
Right, yes.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41316