Every line from The Office season 7, episode 10, in script order. First aired December 2, 2010.
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Jim
Okay, someone look it up.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41117
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Ryan
I'm on it Jim. I'm on it.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41118
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Oscar
Guys its not worth it really. Guys this is not worth our time.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41119
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Darryl
'Are you watching this?' Seriously?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41120
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Andy
Well are you?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41121
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Darryl
I'm sitting right here.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41122
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Ryan
Got it. China has fifty six cities with a population of over one million. The US has... nine.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41123
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Meredith
Suck it Oscar.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41124
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Jim
Well on the plus side all this worrying about China has made you smarter than Oscar, Michael.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41125
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Oscar
Great. I was wrong. I'm wrong. Is everyone happy?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41126
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Michael
So I happen to know more than the smartest guy in the office. So what? I don't care.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41127
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Michael
Okay, now where were we before I bested Oscar?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41128
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Meredith
Wow, so this building can get uglier.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41129
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Stanley
I will not work in a roach billboard.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41130
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Gabe
Oh my God, I can't look at roaches.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41131
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Angela
Michael do something about this.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41132
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Michael
Absolutely, Pam this is exactly why I hired you as Office Administrator, handle it. Taking care of business.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41133
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Pam
Dwight take it down.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41134
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Dwight
[chuckles]
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41135
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Pam
I'm serious, take it down or else.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41136
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Dwight
Or else? Or else what? There's nothing you can do.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41137
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Pam
We can move out.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41138
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Angela
Really?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41139
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Pam
So, does anyone wanna know where I've been for the last 2 hours?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41140
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Jim
Oh God, I've been playing Zombie Soccer for two hours?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41141
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Pam
I went out to look for a better office space.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41142
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Dwight
Waste of time.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41143
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Pam
Not really, because I found one.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41144
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Jim
Oh wow, these are nice.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41145
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Pam
Yup.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41146
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Dwight
Let me see.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41147
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Pam
Look at the huge offices Jim, check out that conference room.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41148
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Jim
Yeah, yeah. Totally.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41149
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Dwight
You can't just move out.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41150
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Pam
Oh in three months we can. Check the lease, and if you don't undo all the changes you've made, we're moving. Hey guys, can I show you some pictures.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41151
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Andy
Oh my gosh she is so cute. She looks like both of you.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41152
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Pam
They're not of Cece.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41153
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Andy
Oh, cool.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41154
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Pam
This is possibly our new Dunder Mifflin office.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41155
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Phyllis
Well I like being in the same building as Bob. Keeps me honest.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41156
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Pam
Well, this building isn't far, and its much newer. There's a dry cleaner, nail place and a gym. Oh, and it's next-door to and Outback so it always smells like steak.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41157
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Stanley
Are you trying to kill me?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41158
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Kelly
Is the nail place Koreans or whites?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41159
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Pam
Koreans.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41160
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Kelly
Good. And the dry cleaners?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41161
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Pam
White.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41162
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Kelly
Good.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41163
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Jim
Woah, there is a lot of brainpower in this room. We've got Michael and Oscar, the two smartest guys in the office, also in that order.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41164
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Oscar
Funny Jim. That is funny.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41165
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Michael
Very comedically humorous Jim.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41166
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Kelly
I have a computer question. Hey Oscar?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41167
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Oscar
What is it?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41168
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Kelly
Can you move aside so that I can ask Michael?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41169
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Oscar
Alright. Alright I get it.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41170
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Kelly
Michael, how do I create a new tab?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41171
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Michael
Try 'Control P'.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41172
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Oscar
That's print.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41173
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Michael
Not if the printer isn't hooked up. You are making some very dangerous assumptions Oscar.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41174
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Kelly
Oscar it must be killing you to know that Michael is smarter than you.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41175
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Oscar
He's... he's not smarter than me, he was just right about one thing.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41176
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Kelly
Yeah, but it was a really smart thing to be right about, actually.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41177
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Ryan
Actually, it was.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41178
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Jim
Around here, Oscar is known as 'actually' because he will insert himself into just about any conversation to add facts, or correct grammar. He really does fit that old stereotype of the smug gay Mexican.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41179
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Darryl
Megan Fox. Question mark. What's that mean?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41180
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Andy
Megan Fox! Come on!
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41181
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Darryl
You know what, you're one bad text away from getting blocked.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41182
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Andy
Yes, but one good text away from a high five.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41183
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Darryl
You accept these terms?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41184
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Andy
Oh, its on.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41185
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Dwight
In your perfect would, what would make this building awesome? I'm putting together kind of a wish list.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41186
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Kevin
Well, I wish for a million wishes.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41187
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Dwight
Yeah, no. I'm not a genie. I'm just talking about a...
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41188
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Kevin
Then see you later building.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41189
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Dwight
You can't possibly be serious.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41190
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Kevin
I said see you later building.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41191
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Oscar
Hey Michael.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41192
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Michael
Hey.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41193
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Oscar
I was thinking about some of the stuff you said earlier about China.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41194
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Michael
Mmm.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41195
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Oscar
I'd love to talk more about it.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41196
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Michael
Yeah.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41197
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Oscar
Maybe over some coffee later?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41198
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Michael
Sure.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41199
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Jim
Woah, woah, woah. Do you know what you just agreed to?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41200
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Michael
Coffee Jim.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41201
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Jim
No.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41202
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Andy
It is not just coffee.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41203
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Jim
He's trying to set you up Michael. What's going to happen is he's going to try and bring up what ever you're talking about in a very casual way, but secretly he'll be trying to trip you up, and when he does, boom, its awful. Haven't you noticed that I don't bring up the Tour de France around him?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41204
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Michael
Yes.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41205
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Andy
And then he will smugly pay the cheque and make you feel so small.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41206
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Michael
Alright, well I just need to learn everything about China. To be safe I should learn everything about everything but I don't have time. Okay, okay, I'll just learn about China and science and geography and math and literary.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41207
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Jim
No politics?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41208
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Michael
I'm pretty good on politics. 'California is bankrupt, and California, California.' What?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41209
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Dwight
Parley, my office, five minutes.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41210
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Pam
Parley?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41211
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Creed
Pirate code, he wants to meet.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41212
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Pam
So everyone here knows pirate code?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41213
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Creed
I understand it, I can't speak it.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41214
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Dwight
Pam, I am not an unreasonable man. If you guys stay, I will stop watering down the soap.
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41215
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Pam
You've been watering down the soap?
Season 7 · Episode 10 · Line 41216