Every quote from The Office season 6, episode 9, in script order. First aired November 12, 2009.
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Michael
No Michael here, my name is-
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33793
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Jim
Caleb!
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33794
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Jim
Today of all days...
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33795
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Michael
No, you shut up. They need this game, Jim. Let us have this stupid little game, alright?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33796
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Michael
Oh, you startled me. My stars, my heart nearly leapt out of my chest. What can I do you for?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33797
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Erin
Wallace is on the phone. He's returning your call.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33798
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Michael
Detective Wallace?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33799
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Erin
I don't think so. I think it's David Wallace from Dunder Mifflin.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33800
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Michael
Aw, shucks, tell him I'm not here.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33801
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Oscar
You're not gonna answer the phone?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33802
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Michael
No, I only answer to Detective Wallace 'cause I got a warm body in the other room.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33803
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Jim
I'll take it.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33804
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Jim
Hey David.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33805
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David
Hey, sorry to be getting back to you guys so late. Things are still a bit unclear, we didn't officially decide anything yet.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33806
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Jim
Oh, OK.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33807
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David
But if I can be candid with you here Jim, it's not good. We fully expect to be out of money by the end of the year. Insolvent. So, well... You know what? I'm sorry, I have to run. But we will talk soon, OK?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33808
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Jim
Sure. Oh, you know, while I have you... today I was working on this pitch for a supermarket chain, and it would actually be a big account and I wanted to-
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33809
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David
You know what? I can't really get my head around anything like that right now, but that's great. Keep after it, but I gotta run.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33810
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Jim
OK.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33811
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David
Thanks Jim.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33812
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Jim
See ya.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33813
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Pam
What's the news?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33814
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Jim
Nothing yet.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33815
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Phyllis
Well, I guess that's not-
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33816
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Jim
Well there is some bad news. There has been another murder.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33817
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Michael
A murder, you say? I do declare.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33818
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Jim
Conference room everyone.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33819
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Stanley
Do we have to play?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33820
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Jim
No.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33821
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Stanley
Super.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33822
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Dwight
Oh, this could be a juicy one.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33823
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Michael
Get in there!
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33824
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Jim
I think today was a good day to have two managers. 'Cause if you're a family stuck on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, one parent might want to just keep rowing. But if the other parent wants to play a game, it's not because they're crazy. It's because they're doing it for the kids. And I get that now.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33825
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Michael
There has been a lot of murder and a lot of intrigue. My little heart can barely take it no more. Today is the hardest I have worked in a long, long time.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33826
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Andy
I didn't do it!
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33827
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Dwight
OK, everybody just calm down.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33828
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Andy
I am calm.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33829
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Michael
On the count of three we're all going to put down our guns.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33830
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Dwight
I have crossbows.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33831
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Michael
We'll put down our weaponry on the count of three, you ready?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33832
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Dwight
OK, I'm ready.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33833
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Michael
One, two, three..
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33834
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Jim
Andy revealed himself to be a double agent. At which point Dwight felt comfortable revealing that he also was double agent. And then Michael announced to everybody that - get this- he was a double agent. Oh, and it is 6:00.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33835
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Jim
Really?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33836
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Pam
It wasn't me. I'm not goin' down for this!
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33837
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Jim
Yeah, I want to go home.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33838
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Pam
Get the keys out of my purse, start the car.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Quote 33839