Every line from The Office season 6, episode 9, in script order. First aired November 12, 2009.
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Michael
No Michael here, my name is-
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33793
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Jim
Caleb!
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33794
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Jim
Today of all days...
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33795
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Michael
No, you shut up. They need this game, Jim. Let us have this stupid little game, alright?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33796
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Michael
Oh, you startled me. My stars, my heart nearly leapt out of my chest. What can I do you for?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33797
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Erin
Wallace is on the phone. He's returning your call.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33798
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Michael
Detective Wallace?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33799
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Erin
I don't think so. I think it's David Wallace from Dunder Mifflin.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33800
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Michael
Aw, shucks, tell him I'm not here.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33801
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Oscar
You're not gonna answer the phone?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33802
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Michael
No, I only answer to Detective Wallace 'cause I got a warm body in the other room.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33803
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Jim
I'll take it.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33804
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Jim
Hey David.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33805
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David
Hey, sorry to be getting back to you guys so late. Things are still a bit unclear, we didn't officially decide anything yet.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33806
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Jim
Oh, OK.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33807
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David
But if I can be candid with you here Jim, it's not good. We fully expect to be out of money by the end of the year. Insolvent. So, well... You know what? I'm sorry, I have to run. But we will talk soon, OK?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33808
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Jim
Sure. Oh, you know, while I have you... today I was working on this pitch for a supermarket chain, and it would actually be a big account and I wanted to-
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33809
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David
You know what? I can't really get my head around anything like that right now, but that's great. Keep after it, but I gotta run.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33810
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Jim
OK.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33811
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David
Thanks Jim.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33812
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Jim
See ya.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33813
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Pam
What's the news?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33814
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Jim
Nothing yet.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33815
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Phyllis
Well, I guess that's not-
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33816
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Jim
Well there is some bad news. There has been another murder.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33817
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Michael
A murder, you say? I do declare.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33818
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Jim
Conference room everyone.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33819
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Stanley
Do we have to play?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33820
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Jim
No.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33821
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Stanley
Super.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33822
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Dwight
Oh, this could be a juicy one.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33823
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Michael
Get in there!
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33824
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Jim
I think today was a good day to have two managers. 'Cause if you're a family stuck on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, one parent might want to just keep rowing. But if the other parent wants to play a game, it's not because they're crazy. It's because they're doing it for the kids. And I get that now.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33825
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Michael
There has been a lot of murder and a lot of intrigue. My little heart can barely take it no more. Today is the hardest I have worked in a long, long time.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33826
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Andy
I didn't do it!
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33827
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Dwight
OK, everybody just calm down.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33828
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Andy
I am calm.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33829
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Michael
On the count of three we're all going to put down our guns.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33830
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Dwight
I have crossbows.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33831
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Michael
We'll put down our weaponry on the count of three, you ready?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33832
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Dwight
OK, I'm ready.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33833
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Michael
One, two, three..
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33834
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Jim
Andy revealed himself to be a double agent. At which point Dwight felt comfortable revealing that he also was double agent. And then Michael announced to everybody that - get this- he was a double agent. Oh, and it is 6:00.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33835
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Jim
Really?
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33836
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Pam
It wasn't me. I'm not goin' down for this!
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33837
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Jim
Yeah, I want to go home.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33838
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Pam
Get the keys out of my purse, start the car.
Season 6 · Episode 9 · Line 33839