Every quote from The Office season 6, episode 7, in script order. First aired October 29, 2009.
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Michael
It's a fish.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33107
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Erin
They want you to pay for it.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33108
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Michael
It could've died of natural causes. So...
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33109
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Erin
Well, they said you stepped on it's head. He did not suffer.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33110
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Oscar
When is the funeral?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33111
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Michael
Do not mock, Oscar. Do not mock. How much do they want?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33112
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Erin
$300.00
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33113
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Michael
What? No. I could get a fish for a 5 cent worm.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33114
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Creed
Oh, you're payin' way too much for your worms, man. Who's your worm guy?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33115
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Jim
Ok. Great meeting, everybody. That's it.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33116
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Michael
No, no.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33117
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Dwight
Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33118
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Michael
No. We are not done here. This-
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33119
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Andy
One of the baby books suggets the best birthing posture is on all fours, like an animal. I just wish I had a special telephone so I could find out exactly wht the little soy bean wants. Right? Hey, little soy bean. What do you want? Right. How do- It- I felt it kick!
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33120
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Keena Gifford
That's great!
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33121
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Andy
Oh, my gosh. Like a little magical foot just high-fived me.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33122
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Pam
Yeah, well, that'll happen.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33123
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Andy
Oh, my gosh. It's like he's trying to say, 'I love you, too, Daddy'. I love you, too.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33124
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Pam
Sometimes we're so excited we forget where we are. Like at a business meeting.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33125
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Andy
Message received, little soy bean.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33126
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Jim
I think you just gotta ride this one out, man.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33127
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Michael
No, Jim. You don't understand. Things like this don't just die. Kids in high school still call me 'Ponytail'.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33128
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Jim
No, they don't.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33129
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Michael
Yes, they do, Jim. Because of the time I got my ponytail stuck in the power trail.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33130
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Jim
Maybe if you make fun of yourself it'll all go away.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33131
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Michael
I want to make fun of you right now.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33132
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Jim
Really? Do it. I am a big, stupid goofball.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33133
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Michael
No. Don't do that. You're not. You're not stupid.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33134
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Jim
See?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33135
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Michael
Oh, my God.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33136
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Michael
Hey. I- I just wanna say that I cannot believe that I walked into a Koi pond. I mean, seriously. Walk much? Oh. I should wear a snorkel to the next business meeting that I go to.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33137
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Phyllis
Michael. You know, when you think about it, it's not all your fault. I mean, who puts a Koi pond in a lobby?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33138
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Michael
Well, you know what? You're right, Phyllis, but I've been there before. I've seen that pond. This is the thing, I am a world class moron. That's the problem.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33139
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Dwight
Michael, please. Stop it now. You're embarrassing yourself.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33140
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Michael
It's ok. We're having fun. It's not actually the first time I've been embarrassed by a pond. In high school, the girls volleyball team always used to hrow me into the frozen lake. Four years in a row. Oh... it was freezing. No. No. No. Oh, this is even worse. Couple weeks ago I went to get a new cellphone and I wanted on of those packages where you have, you know, the friends- the five- the friends and family thing and the guys was like, 'Who are your 5 friends?' and I'm, like, 'Uh... ' I didn't even know I couldn't even think. Oh, my God. It was so embarrassing. That was- oh. I don't even have Jan's cell phone number and I hate her! She won't give it to me. I was like, 'Oh, I guess I'm a loser. 'A luh-whooooo a za her'. Too far! God! Thanks a lot, man. Thanks for the advice.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33141
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Kevin
Enjoying your nut?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33142
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Oscar
Kevin.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33143
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Angela
Why?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33144
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Kevin
I'm not mocking. I was just making an observation about a nut.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33145
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Angela
I was.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33146
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Michael
Hey. Who wants to watch Michael's pond dive? My roommate's friend is the night janitor over there. He swiped the security tape for me and he's bringing it over.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33147
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Jim
Mm... I'm, know what? Maybe we should go easy on Michael, guys. You know, you watch that tape and you're gonna have to stay late for more sensitity training, so...
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33148
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Kevin
We'll stay late.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33149
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Andy
Well, that went pretty well.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33150
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Pam
Yeah, I guess.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33151
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Andy
We got a maybe. It was our first maybe. Going by the Nard Dog curve, I'd say we nailed it.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33152
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Pam
If I'm being completely honest, I could've done without the belly kiss.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33153
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Andy
You know what? I'm sorry. 'Cause in that moment I knew I was kissing your belly too much.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33154
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Pam
Yeah. Way too much.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33155
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Andy
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33156
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Pam
I mean, what the hell was that?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33157
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Andy
What the heck was that?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33158
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Pam
When you cried?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33159
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Andy
Agh- try almost cried, ok? I just got caught up in the fantasy.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33160
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Pam
Your fantasy involves comparison shopping birthing classes?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33161
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Andy
No. I know I'm gonna go with Miss Janet. I just- I don't know. It was fun to role play, right?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33162
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Pam
Hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33163
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Andy
I mean, it was fun for me. Having a wife and a little baby. Agh, I'm so sick of being single.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33164
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Pam
Well, are you dating anyone?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33165
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Andy
What do you think of Erin? I mean- she's- I- She's kinda cool.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33166
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Pam
Ah.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33167
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Andy
You think I can do better?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33168
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Pam
Ah.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33169
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Andy
Gotta get my goin' out on.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33170
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Meredith
Hey, let's watch this thing.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33171
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Jim
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ok. Yeah. We're not watchin' this.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33172
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Oscar
How can we not watch this?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33173
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Jim
What happened to 'Do Not Mock'?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33174
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Phyllis
We're not mocking, we're watching.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33175
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Jim
That will inevitably lead to mocking. So...
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33176
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Phyllis
Well, we'll deal with it as it comes.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33177
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Michael
Is this the tape of me falling?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33178
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Phyllis
Yes. Put the DVD in.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33179
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Kevin
Open QuickTime.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33180
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Oscar
It starts on it's own. Let it -
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33181
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Kevin
No! Use QuickTime. Trust me. I've done this.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33182
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Jim
Guys. Michael can't handle this and as your boss I'm saying we're not watching it.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33183
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Michael
No. It's ok. Watch it. He can't fire all of you.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33184
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Jim
What are you doing?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33185
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Michael
It's alright. I can handle it.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33186
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Jim
No.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33187
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Michael
I am a grown-up, Jim.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33188
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Meredith
Shh. It's on.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33189
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Kevin
Here they come. Boom!
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33190
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Oscar
Oh. Did - did you see that?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33191
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Jim
See what?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33192
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Angela
Why'd you stop it?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33193
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Jim
Oscar, yes. You're right to stop it. Thank you. Eject it.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33194
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Oscar
Jim, you let Michael fall in.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33195
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Dwight
Play it again. He purposefully leaned away and let you fall in.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33196
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Jim
Oh... man. I thinke when I started to see you go in I think I just froze.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33197
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Michael
I don't think you froze.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33198
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Jim
It's a killer new dance move. Do you wanna talk in your office?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33199
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Angela
No.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33200
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Jim
I didn't ask you. Would you like to talk?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33201
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Dwight
Judas.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33202
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Dwight
Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Jim is actually my friend. But... because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So, actually Jim is my enemy. But-
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33203
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Jim
I should've grabbed you. I'm sorry. Look, I thought I could've done today's sales call alone. I mean, I may never be as good a salesman as you are, but I at least need the chance to do the job.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33204
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Michael
Jim is jealous of me? Jim is jealous of me.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33205
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Meredith
Hey, what's up lifeguard?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Quote 33206