Every line from The Office season 6, episode 7, in script order. First aired October 29, 2009.
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Michael
Welcome children of the Scranton Industrial Park Community.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32907
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Kids
YAY!
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32908
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Michael
Join your gangsta pumpkin on his palette truck of doom. Don't worry about a thing. Rest assured you will see me later. Bwah ha ha... ... ha ha ha.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32909
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Jim
We are doing a haunted house this Halloween. Which is actually kinda spooky because, as legend has it, on this very site there used to be a productive paper company.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32910
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Michael
I am going to scare these kids so bad.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32911
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Darryl
This is the spookiest warehouse in the world, kids. You don't believe me? Just take a look. Oh. Scary, huh? This is a surgery with an octopus and a burn victim.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32912
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Angela
Black widow.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32913
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Kelly
Lulu from The Fifth Element.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32914
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Darryl
Nobody told me what people were, alright? So... label yourselves or take what you get.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32915
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Creed
I want to sell your blood!
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32916
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Ryan
That's really not the trend in vampires right now.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32917
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Darryl
Here is an old man and a goth dude... and then the old crone from Drag Me to Hell.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32918
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Meredith
I'm a hobo.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32919
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Darryl
I asked for a list. ...and a clown.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32920
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Dwight
I'm Jigsaw, idiot.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32921
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Darryl
You're not as scary as Book Face, over there.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32922
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Jim
Yes. I am the popular social networking site known as Book Face.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32923
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Darryl
Ok, kids. You've all been so good and unbelievably patient so I think you are gonna get some candy!
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32924
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Kids
Yeah!
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32925
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Michael
Kids, just remember, suicide is never the answer. Alright?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32926
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Michael
Why is Christmas the only holiday that can have a message?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32927
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Michael
It is the easy way out. You are not alone.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32928
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Darryl
What the hell is wrong with you?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32929
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Michael
Who wants candy?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32930
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Michael
...and then I think I'm going to go to the Garlic Festival.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32931
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Jim
Wow.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32932
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Michael
Sounds like fun. You guys would love it.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32933
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Jim
I bet we would.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32934
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Michael
They have a TCBY booth.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32935
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Jim
Cool.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32936
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Michael
The same stuff you get downtown.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32937
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Jim
Mmm-hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32938
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Michael
Do you like TCBY?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32939
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Jim
Who doesn't?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32940
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Michael
I can't believe it's- I can't believe it's yogurt. Uh... it'll be fun
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32941
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Erin
I confirmed with Raskin Design and they're expecting the both of you in an hour.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32942
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Jim
Oh. Actually, it's just gonna be me.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32943
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Erin
They said the both of you.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32944
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Jim
That is a mistake.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32945
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Michael
You should give them a call. Check that out.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32946
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Jim
Alright. Let's clear this up. Well, there's actually been a few changes in the company and Michael and I are actually at the same level. So, I can- no. Nope. Why would that be a problem?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32947
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Michael
Jim's a good kid. He can handle a lot but sometimes you have to call in a master. I, uh... why would you date an amateur when you could date a professional?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32948
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Jim
Great. See ya' then.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32949
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Michael
Wha- what?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32950
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Jim
They said that they would feel more comfortable if you came along.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32951
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Michael
Why don't they just want you to go by yourself? Why do they want me to come, too? I don't understand.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32952
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Jim
I absolutely don't understand, either.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32953
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Michael
I don't want you to feel like I'm baby-sitting you, or something. Alright.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32954
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Jim
Alright.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32955
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Michael
Let me get your stroller.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32956
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Jim
Sure. Michael's a good teacher. A teacher is someone who stands right next to you your whole life and never lets you do anything. That's what a teacher is, right?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32957
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Michael
What are you gonna call him?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32958
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Jim
Dave.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32959
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Michael
No. What is his name?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32960
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Jim
Dave.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32961
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Michael
Mr. Bourchard. They're very formal.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32962
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Jim
Yeah. I've spoken to them on the phone.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32963
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Michael
Yeah, well... this is not the phone. This is real life, baby, and you gotta own it. Is that what you are wearing?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32964
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Jim
Yes, it is.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32965
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Michael
...and that is the watch that you are going to wear? No. It is not. You should wear this watch. I will loan it to you. It is a Tankard. I highly recommend you wear that.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32966
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Jim
No thanks.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32967
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Michael
They are into style.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32968
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Jim
Mmm-hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32969
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Michael
They are into appearance. We are selling success.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32970
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Jim
...and paper.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32971
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Michael
That's sorta secondary.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32972
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Jim
Nope. No.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32973
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Jim
He's trying to micro-co-manage me... or co-micro... manage... me.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32974
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Pam
Here we are outside-
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32975
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Andy
WB!
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32976
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Pam
- the Wilkes-Barre Industrial Park.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32977
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Andy
Industrial P.! Makin' cold calls.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32978
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Pam
The two people with the lowest sales in the quarter have to do them.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32979
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Andy
Where are you? Dean Trophies. Suite 100. Sherman Blinds and Rugs. Suite 202.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32980
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Pam
Here it is. Suite 401.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32981
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Andy
Yeah. I was gonna sing that part.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32982
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Pam
I know. Now you don't have to.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32983
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Andy
Except it was going to resolve the melody, so now my head hurts. Feels like I held in a sneeze. Mmm! I hate this feeling. Suite 401.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32984
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Michael
Alright. Hi. Any messages?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32985
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Erin
You're soaking wet.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32986
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Michael
Uh, well, Jim and I got caught in a little flash rain, flash wind, flash lightning.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32987
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Phyllis
Wow. Sounds scary.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32988
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Michael
It was. It was. And then in an instant it wasn't.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32989
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Angela
Why isn't Jim wet?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32990
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Jim
I outran it.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32991
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Meredith
I don't think it rained. My hip would be throbbing.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32992
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Michael
It rained.
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Dwight
Michael, can I get you something? A towel? Some cocoa?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32994
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Michael
Nothing. Cocoa.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32995
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Jim
I'll just leave that suit in your office then.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32996
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Michael
Good. Yep.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32997
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Secretary
Must be nice to have company on these cold calls.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32998
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Andy
We're kind of a dynamic duo. Or trio.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 32999
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Secretary
How exciting! Do you guys know the sex yet?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 33000
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Pam
Oh. No, no. We're not together. No, no, no. Definitely not. Definitely not. No. We just work together.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 33001
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Andy
Looks like somebody's got a case of the definitelies.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 33002
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Erin
Um, Michael? The custodian from Raskin Design is on the line. He said they found your keys in the Koi pond.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 33003
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Michael
Ok. Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 33004
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Stanley
Did you say 'Koi pond'?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 33005
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Michael
Yeah?
Season 6 · Episode 7 · Line 33006