Every line from The Office season 6, episode 24, in script order. First aired May 20, 2010.
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Pam
Yes, it's totally obvious.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38369
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Creed
I think we all can agree that it's either Gabe or Angela. It's Angela. Get her, boys.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38370
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Nick
Hey guys, uh, sorry to interrupt. I just wanted to say goodbye to everyone. Through Teach for America, I'm going to go down to Detroit and teach, uh, inner city kids about computers.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38371
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Gabe
Uh, not now.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38372
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Nick
Oh yeah, it's just that my friends are in the car waiting, so I thought I would...
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38373
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Stanley
Phyllis, what's this guy's name again?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38374
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Phyllis
I don't know, is it Shadow or Garth, it's something weird, I...
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38375
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Nick
My name is Nick.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38376
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Angela
Okay, well, Nick, we're in a meeting.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38377
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Nick
Okay, look, I get it, people. I'm the lame IT guy, and everybody hates me.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38378
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Jim
Hey, listen man, you can't take it personally.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38379
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Nick
You called me man? I just said my name just now, did you forget it already?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38380
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Jim
No... sport.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38381
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Nick
You, you guys have fifteen parties a week, you can't learn my name?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38382
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Dwight
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey IT guy. Here's the story, champ. None of us have spent a lot of time getting to know you, okay? We liked the last guy, Siddiq, because he kept to himself, and we also thought he might have been a terrorist. You know what, I'm going to leave you with one other thought. Inner city kids use computers for two things, games and porn. So good luck wasting your life, lurch.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38383
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Nick
Thank you so much for that. I saw all your hard drives, and guess what? You're not a photographer. And you definitely can't fit into a size two. Darryl, man, you're on Facebook. Why you been telling people you're not on Facebook? People want to be your friend, man! All right? And you. This guy, you're the one who told the press. You wrote an e-mail to the editor. I saw it, and I also saw a QuickTime movie of your little printer fire test on your hard drive. This guy's the snitch, he's the snitch. So that's it, check it out.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38384
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Andy
You're going to believe that guy?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38385
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Jo Bennett
When I was growing up, there was nothing better than being a big old business tycoon. And I thought I'd break that glass ceiling and be a hero to all those little girls out there... and they'd make a Barbie out of me.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38386
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Michael
Hmm, hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38387
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Jo Bennett
I, did I sell cheap printers? I do. But if I have to go out there in front of the press and make one of them public apology recalls, I mean, it's all I'll ever be remembered for. Nobody will want to play with my Barbie.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38388
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Michael
You know, I would be willing, under the right circumstances, to do that for you.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38389
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Jo Bennett
Oh honey, surely you don't want that.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38390
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Michael
I, I surely do, and don't call me honey. You were playing too.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38391
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Dwight
I'm about to buy this building, you know.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38392
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Hank Doyle
You don't say? I own a one-eighth share in a rental property down in Pittston.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38393
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Dwight
Well, I'm one-eighths proud of you... enjoy that chair for now... 'cause pretty soon, you will be on your feet, at Buckingham Palace.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38394
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Andy
Hey Phyllis, have you seen my bag?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38395
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Phyllis
You deserve it.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38396
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Andy
Look, I didn't want houses and schools to burn down, and children to die. Does that make me a hero? I...
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38397
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Kevin
No, it does not!
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38398
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Andy
Well, it doesn't make me the worst guy in the world, either.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38399
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Angela
It does!
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38400
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Erin
Andy?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38401
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Andy
Hey.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38402
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Erin
I wanted to say that I think it was very brave of you to go to the press.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38403
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Andy
Uh, thanks. Yeah, you know, just seemed like the right thing to do.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38404
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Erin
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38405
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Michael
We at Sabre have betrayed the trust that we have built with our customers. We regret our slow response and our lapse in candor and judgment. At this time, we are issuing a full recall of all Sabre GH400 printers. We will not rest until this problem is solved. There will be no questions. Are there any questions?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38406
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Jo Bennett
Hey, I appreciate you reading that statement. You looked pretty up there.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38407
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Michael
That was fun.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38408
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Jo Bennett
I hope your rough patch ends soon.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38409
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Michael
Thanks. Today helped.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38410
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Jo Bennett
Well, give me a shout if I can brighten your life.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38411
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Michael
Okay. Hey, you could transfer Holly back from Nashua.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38412
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Jo Bennett
Let me see what I can do.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38413