Every line from The Office season 6, episode 24, in script order. First aired May 20, 2010.
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Pam
It was me.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38269
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Jim
What was you? You were the leak?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38270
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Pam
Okay. I'm talking to this woman at daycare...
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38271
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Jim
Uh-huh.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38272
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Pam
She's telling me about all her amazing trip to Vietnam, I have nothing. I tell her our printers catch on fire, spontaneously!
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38273
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Jim
Why'd you do that?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38274
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Pam
Her husband's a reporter.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38275
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38276
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Pam
So now everyone hates Andy, and it's this whole mess, and I don't know what to do.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38277
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Jim
Okay, just relax. Just need to relax.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38278
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Pam
I could tell Jo... or I could tell Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38279
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Jim
This is a very good idea. This is good. Let's get all the bad ideas out now. Flush them out.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38280
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Michael
You leaked it?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38281
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Pam
I don't know what to do! Do I go tell Jo, or - I don't want everyone to keep blaming the wrong person!
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38282
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Michael
I don't know what the best plan is, Pam. Oh god... my mind is going a mile an hour.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38283
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Pam
That fast?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38284
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Michael
Oh.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38285
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Michael
Two whistleblowers... two! I always thought Darryl and Pam might get me fired for something I said.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38286
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Pam
Yeah? I weirdly know exactly what you're saying to me.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38287
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Michael
So see you in Meredith's van in five minutes.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38288
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Pam
Yeah, you didn't need to actually say it.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38289
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Pam
I have never seen so many parking tickets.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38290
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Darryl
All right, this is just messed up.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38291
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Michael
No, you know what's messed up? This situation all up in here is what's messed up! We need to brainstorm, we need to get out of this! Brain hurricane. Come on, think.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38292
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Darryl
All right.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38293
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Michael
What do we got?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38294
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Pam
Um...
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38295
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Kelly
Hey guys, sorry I'm late.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38296
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Pam
We're not going for yogurt.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38297
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Michael
It's okay, she's cool, she also whistle-blew.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38298
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Kelly
Guys, I couldn't help it, it is so boring where we work. I mean, it's as interesting as a morgue. It might be less interesting than a morgue.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38299
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Michael
Hey, hey, it's as interesting as a morgue.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38300
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Kelly
Of course I'm the leak! I think I Tweeted it! I can't control what I say to people, I spend the whole day talking! I mean, I video chat, I Skype, I text, I Tweet, I phone, I Woof...
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38301
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Ryan
Woof is a site that I'm launching to be the last word in social networking. For just $12.99 a month, Woof links up all your communication portals so you are always within reach. It's part of the dog pack, as I call it. But, look, why tell you when I can show you. I just sent myself a Woof.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38302
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Erin
Ryan, you have a Woof on line 1.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38303
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Ryan
Thank you, Erin. Woof!
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38304
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Michael
Okay, here's what we do. I say we just smash all the computers. We destroy the evidence. No evidence, no case.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38305
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Pam
Wouldn't we get fired for smashing all the computers?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38306
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Michael
No. Okay, not all the computers, just our computers.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38307
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Kelly
That idea sucks.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38308
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Pam
I don't think that's a good idea.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38309
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Michael
Just don't say no.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38310
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Darryl
Michael, you know you don't have to turn us all in. All you need is one scapegoat.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38311
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Kelly
Uh, if you turn me in, I'm turning in Darryl.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38312
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Michael
That's just what we need, another black man in prison. You know, let's just...
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38313
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Pam
Nobody's going to prison, okay? Um... all right, Michael, you need to convince Jo to go easy on us. And then we'll all confess once we know our jobs are safe.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38314
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Michael
Okay. You can count on me.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38315
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Dwight
Let me give you a hand.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38316
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Toby
I'm hungry.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38317
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Dwight
Ready? Got it? Oh shoot. Got it? Dwight Schrute.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38318
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Realtor
The property you're looking at is in great shape. By the way, it has a very spacious basement office.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38319
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Dwight
Basement office? You mean like a lair?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38320
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Michael
Hey Jo.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38321
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Jo Bennett
Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38322
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Michael
I was thinking about our little leak problem. I was up all lunch thinking about what we should do to this individual. You know what I think we should do? We make 'em come to work, and we work 'em, and we make 'em sit next to all the people they screwed over. And, and we pay 'em but we make 'em feel like they did something really wrong. The one question I have is, do we give them a Christmas bonus? I say yes, it's Christmas, but right after they're back in the thick of it.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38323
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Jo Bennett
Michael Scott... what do you know?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38324
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Michael
What?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38325
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Michael
It doesn't matter what I know.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38326
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Jo Bennett
If it doesn't matter, then tell me.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38327
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Michael
Why?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38328
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Jo Bennett
Because I want to deal with it the way I deal with it.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38329
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Michael
Well, deal with this.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38330
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Jo Bennett
Empathize with me for a moment. I came up here with a big problem, and now I got a branch manager who's giving me the silent treatment... Speak to me... speak. Come with me.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38331
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Michael
What?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38332
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Gabe
Are you leaving? Oh, am I... should I continue with the investigation?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38333
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Michael
Are you going to kill me?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38334
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Jo Bennett
Hahahahahaha.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38335
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Realtor
I just need you to come by later and sign a few forms.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38336
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Dwight
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38337
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Realtor
What time works for you? Mr. Schrute, what time works?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38338
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Dwight
Cancel it. I want you to make an offer at seventeen twenty-five Slough Avenue. Make 'em an offer they can't refuse. No, on second thought, low ball them. Don't call me 'til you have it.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38339
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Realtor
But...
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38340
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Michael
Are we going some place far away? I know you said no questions, but... I have an early dinner that I need to get to... with the Chief of Police.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38341
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Creed
I'm very relieved to learn it wasn't you.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38342
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Gabe
All right. Uh, Stan, you're up.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38343
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Stanley
It wasn't me.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38344
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Gabe
What a rich timbre your voice has. Okay, I am prepared to conclude the investigation. And... you did it.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38345
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Andy
What? Based on what?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38346
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Gabe
Uh, just all the evidence. And it really seems like it was you. Can we all agree to say that it was Andy for now, and sit with it, see how it feels?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38347
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Dwight
All right. Sounds good.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38348
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Jim
Guys, I think that seems a little unfair. I mean, I feel like we don't definitely know it was Andy.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38349
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Andy
Yeah. You know, I mean, for all we know it could have been... Jim.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38350
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Jim
Really?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38351
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Jo Bennett
Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38352
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Michael
I have rights.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38353
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Jo Bennett
Let's just talk.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38354
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Michael
I am not going to tell you anything.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38355
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Jo Bennett
Honey, you don't seem like your normal self.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38356
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Michael
Well, I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38357
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Jo Bennett
Mama Jo knew there was something up.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38358
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Michael
Whole year, actually. My favorite restaurant closed down.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38359
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Jo Bennett
Oh, I hate that.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38360
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Michael
And my new favorite restaurant sucks... I bought a video camera last year, and I was looking at the tapes, and there were only like twelve minutes that I felt was worth taping the whole year. And most of that was just birds in my condo complex. What is that? ... I miss Holly.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38361
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Jo Bennett
Who's Holly?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38362
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Michael
Holly Flax from the Nashua branch. Best HR rep that Dunder Mifflin has ever seen. It's not been a blockbuster year for me financially. My Blockbuster stock is down.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38363
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Kevin
Well, I think that the real question is: Who is the whistleblower?
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38364
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Dwight
Oh, just...
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38365
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David Wallace
I may have heard from an old client, and I may have immediately started spreading the news to other clients and potential clients, yeah. But I'm not here to talk about that. I am here to talk about Suck It. Suck it.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38366
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Andy
Gabe, I told you all about the printers.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38367
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Jim
I mean, it could be you, Gabe. I mean, that's the point.
Season 6 · Episode 24 · Line 38368