Every line from The Office season 6, episode 21, in script order. First aired April 29, 2010.
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Pam
I'm not saying she's in love with him. But she could have left a while ago. Most printer sales are done over the phone, Ms. Boob shirt.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37407
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Michael
I'm going with Pam's group.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37408
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Jim
Wait.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37409
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Michael
Here we go.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37410
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Jim
Michael. Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37411
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Michael
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37412
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Jim
Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37413
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Michael
No, guys, guys, guys. Guys, just... thank you for talking. Wish me luck.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37414
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Jim
No.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37415
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Michael
What sort of movie would Rudy have been if he had just stopped, given up, after two rejections? Would have been a lot shorter. Probably been a lot funnier. But it would have ultimately been a disappointment. I still would have seen it, but that's not... the point.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37416
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Dwight
Kelly is disqualified!
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37417
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Gabe
What?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37418
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Dwight
You said the program is not open to Caucasians. Well... anthropologically, she is Indian. Indians migrated from the caucuses region of Europe. Therefore, technically, she is Caucasian. You're welcome, America.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37419
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Gabe
Yeah, but she's not white, though.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37420
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Dwight
Well, obviously, she is brownish. But come on, I mean, Darryl is far more ethnic.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37421
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Gabe
Darryl withdrew his application. He said the Yale program interfered with his softball league, you know? He's gone.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37422
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Darryl
I got my whole life to be a minority executive. I only have about a year left in these knees, though.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37423
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Dwight
Kelly is the only applicant.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37424
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Gabe
Yeah, unless somebody else applies today.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37425
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Kelly
Namaste.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37426
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Dwight
Oh, dear God. Okay. Don't make any decisions just yet. Okay? I'll be right back.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37427
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Kelly
Hello.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37428
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Gabe
That's very nice. I never noticed that before.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37429
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Kelly
Sometimes my bangs cover it.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37430
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Gabe
Yeah. I don't want to be offensive but, uh... may I ask you what that means?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37431
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Kelly
I do find that offensive, actually.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37432
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Michael
We should have your contract done by Thursday.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37433
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Donna
Oh, great. Great, I will look out for that stuff, then.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37434
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Michael
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37435
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Donna
And, um... you know I just wanted to say it was really... really nice to do business with you.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37436
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Michael
Yeah it was nice to do business with you, too.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37437
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Donna
Thank you. Did I... get everything?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37438
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Michael
I don't know. I think so.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37439
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Donna
Yeah, I think so.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37440
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Michael
Okay. So... Oh, Donna?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37441
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Donna
Yeah? Do you need validation? We don't... we don't validate.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37442
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Donna
No, it's just in the lot, so...
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37443
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Michael
Thank you so much.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37444
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Donna
You're welcome. You're... welcome.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37445
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Michael
Mmm.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37446
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Donna
Bye.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37447
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Michael
Ahem. So, um... okay, if you have... if there's any other questions that you have...
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37448
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Donna
I don't have, uh, any other questions. I'm just gonna... make my way down to...
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37449
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Michael
All right. All right. Bye.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37450
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Donna
Bye-bye!
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37451
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Michael
And have a good elevator ride.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37452
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Donna
Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37453
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Michael
Oh, what's that out there?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37454
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Kevin
Michael, how did it go?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37455
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Dwight
How would one of you feel if I told you I could put you on a fast track to an executive position at this company?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37456
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Erin
Holy cow. I'd be so happy.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37457
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Dwight
I wasn't talking to you, pale-face.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37458
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Erin
I know. I meant I'd be happy for them.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37459
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Dwight
What I'm offering is a ticket on a bullet train straight to middle management.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37460
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Stanley
Dwight, I know these programs. 'Every color is important because, together, we make a rainbow.'
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37461
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Dwight
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37462
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Stanley
I'll slap you in the face with a rainbow.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37463
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Erin
Mm!
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37464
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Dwight
Speaking of rainbows, Oscar... you are kind of a double minority. Gay. So we at Sabre could really benefit from your perspective.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37465
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Oscar
Dwight, we know Kelly applied. We're not gonna cross her. No matter how good the program is.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37466
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Dwight
I can protect you from Kelly. Will you get out of here? Seriously.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37467
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Kelly
For hobbies, um, yoga, belly dancing, snake charming. Beds of nails. I like lying on them.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37468
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Dwight
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa! This is Hide Toshi Hasagawa. He would like to apply for the Sabre minority executive training program 'print in all colors' initiative.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37469
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Kelly
Dwight: What are you doing?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37470
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Dwight
Helping heal America in a dramatic fashion in the 11th hour.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37471
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Kelly
God, I hate you so much!
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37472
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Dwight
Caucasians, am I right? Have a seat. I'll translate.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37473
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Hide
Why? I don't need translator.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37474
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Dwight
You don't know what you need. Just...
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37475
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Gabe
Well, uh... why don't you just tell me a little about yourself, Hide.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37476
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Hide
In Japan, heart surgeon, number one. Steady hand.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37477
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Pam
Hey, Michael. How you doing?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37478
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Michael
I don't know. I don't know. Can't really trust my feelings anymore.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37479
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Pam
You know what, Michael? For what it's worth... I was wrong, too. I thought she was interested in you.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37480
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Michael
She suckered you too.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37481
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Pam
Mm-hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37482
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Michael
Was it the cleavage?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37483
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Pam
Yeah, and the shoulder cutouts.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37484
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Michael
Yep.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37485
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Phyllis
Michael, you know, it's easy to get fooled. Bob's warehouse guys flirt with me all the time. It... it's mostly harmless. Usually I don't let it go too far.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37486
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Andy
You know, when I tore my scrote, I was, uh... I was seeing this really hot urologist about it, and thought she was into me. But now I think she was just doing a bunch of stuff to bill my HMO. You know, she's touching around down there. It's easy to get confused.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37487
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Erin
Michael, I think Donna left this here. Should I put it in the lost and found for 14 days and then I can take it home?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37488
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Michael
God. She left this here?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37489
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Erin
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37490
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Michael
Okay. Maybe she wants me to return this to her at her work.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37491
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Jim
What?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37492
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All
No.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37493
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Michael
Yeah. This could be a signal. People don't just take barrettes off.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37494
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Oscar
It's not a signal. It's just a coincidence. No, it's not even a coincidence. It's just something that happened.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37495
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Pam
Michael...
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37496
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Michael
Well...
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37497
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Pam
She doesn't want you to return the barrette. She's not interested in you.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37498
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Michael
Yeah, I know. I know.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37499
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Pam
I'm sorry.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37500
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Michael
I know. You're right. Thank you. Thanks everybody.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37501
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Pam
Michael!
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37502
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Michael
[runs down to parking lot, sighs]
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37503
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Donna
Michael!
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37504
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Michael
Oh. You're still here. I have your baguette.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37505
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Gabe
Everyone, it is my pleasure to announce our newest member of the Sabre minority executive training program. Kelly Rajnigandha Kapoor. All right.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37506