Every line from The Office season 6, episode 21, in script order. First aired April 29, 2010.
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Michael
Hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37307
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Donna
Oh my God.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37308
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Michael
Jim! Could you come in here for a sec? What was that printer we were looking at?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37309
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Michael
You didn't see it, Pam. She was giving me all sorts of signals that she wanted me to make a move. Shortbread?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37310
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Jim
No.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37311
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Pam
I'll have one.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37312
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Jim
Well, maybe you shouldn't try to kiss people at work.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37313
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Michael
Oh really, Jim? What about Pam? And you did a heck of a lot more than kiss. Maybe this could be my Pam.
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Jim
Okay. Well, all that is irrelevant.
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Pam
Maybe Michael has a point. I mean, if she was really that upset, she wouldn't still be here.
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Donna
Was it professional? No. But I work in the nightlife industry. I get hit on all the time. In my 20's it would have been annoying. In my late 20's, I find it really flattering.
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Michael
Look, I know that I screwed up in there. I know that I probably messed up your sale. I just want to go in and fix it.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37318
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Pam
What if I back out and you finish the pitch with Jim?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37319
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Jim
What?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37320
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Jim
What was that?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37321
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Pam
Just let him flirt with her. People meet each other all sorts of ways.
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Jim
Pam, you know he's not gonna get anywhere, and he's gonna blow our sale.
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Pam
Who cares? It's not that huge a sale.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37324
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Jim
Hey, the Schwab guy told us to treat every sale like it was a huge sale.
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Pam
Don't act like you understood anything that guy said. Good luck, wingman.
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Dwight
How as being a minority affected you?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37327
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Kelly
Well, there's a lot of pressure from my parents to settle down and marry an Indian guy.
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Dwight
Oh, good, and you resent this because...
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37329
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Kelly
Indian guys always wear their cell phones outside their pants. It's so dorky.
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Dwight
Oh, no, no. That's not dorky. Look, it's easily accessible. Boom, like this. 911, hello. Scranton Strangler's in the house. Inside the house.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37331
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Kelly
Just put it in your pocket.
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Michael and Donna
[indistinct chatter inside conference room]
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Kevin
Look at that. She's totally flirting with him.
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Phyllis
You don't know that. Some people can't help oozing sexuality.
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Creed
You ever notice you can ooze two things: sexuality and pus. Man, I tell ya.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37336
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Phyllis
She just crossed her arms together... that's bad.
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Pam
Maybe she's just pushing her breasts together to make them look bigger.
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Kevin
Like that?
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Donna
Is this... is this the best you can do right there?
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Jim
Uh, for that printer, yes. Unfortunately we don't have a lot of flexibility.
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Donna
Oh. Well, I guess I'm just used to the restaurant business, where, if you're in charge, then you can always get discounts for the people that you like.
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Jim
Yeah.
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Michael
So maybe we could find a little wiggle room, right?
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Jim
What's that?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37345
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Michael
Maybe wee find some wiggle room?
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Jim
I don't... I don't think so.
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Michael
I think we could.
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Oscar
I don't see how we could possibly sell these for that little without losing money. Delivery alone will cost...
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Michael
Okay, well sometimes... sometimes it makes financial sense to lose money, right? Like for tax purposes.
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Oscar
Actually, ran the numbers on this, and in this case, it makes more financial sense to gain money.
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Michael
Why don't you run them again?
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Jim
What if she's just flirting with you to get a better price?
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Michael
If she is, it's working.
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Kevin
Yeah, Michael, here's a trick. Ask her if she wants a mint. If she says 'no,' then she is not interested.
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Jim
She does not like him.
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Pam
You can flirt with someone to get what you want and also be attracted to them. How do you think we got together?
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Jim
cause I stopped by your desk like 15 times a day.
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Pam
I was after your money.
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Jim
Well, the joke was on you.
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Pam
Yes, it was.
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Kelly
Can you stop micromanaging? I know how to do this.
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Ryan
Okay...
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Dwight
Hey... what are you guys doing?
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Kelly
This girl was really rude to me at the mall. So I created a fake I.M. account from a hot guy at her high school, and now I'm trying to make her anorexic.
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Ryan
Tell her everyone in home room thinks she's fat.
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Kelly
Oh, that is so good.
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Dwight
You know, we really should keep practicing for this interview.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37368
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Kelly
Oh, that's okay. Ryan coached me.
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Dwight
Ryan? What does he know?
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Ryan
It's easy... you just turn every question around on them. Do you think you're treated differently because of your race?
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Kelly
Would you ask that same question if I was white? We're so in.
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Dwight
We?'
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Kelly
When I become executive, I'm gonna make Ryan manager.
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Ryan
And then the two of us are cleanin' house.
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Dwight
Kelly will be even worse than Darryl. If you'd have told me this morning that today I'd be creating a monster capable f my own destruction, I 'd have thought you were referring to the bull Mose and I are trying to reanimate.
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Michael
So corporate approval of this contract is contingent upon buyer and seller...
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Donna
Mm-hmm.
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Michael
Operating blahdy blahdy blah. Boilerplate. Pound of fish. Just kidding. Do you like mints?
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Donna
Yes.
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Michael
I carry mints with me sometimes. You ever tried those?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37381
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Donna
Oh, I haven't tried those. No.
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Michael
They're good
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Donna
You want one?
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Michael
Sure.
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Donna
It's like cool... 'certified cool.' I like how they say 'certified.' Like there's some consortium of... Michael!
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Michael
I can't stop myself from kissing her.
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Kevin
Yeah, now you know how I feel sitting next to those M&M's all day.
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Andy
Well, why don't you just move the M&M's?
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Kevin
Well, why don't you shut up!
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Michael
Okay, guys, guys, guys. Just tell me it's not totally insane to try one more time.
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Jim
It is totally insane.
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Oscar
Michael, he's right. You are turning into a stalker.
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Michael
Okay. What do you think?
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Kevin
I think it's over, man.
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Michael
Andy?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37396
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Andy
Ehh.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37397
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Michael
Okay, some for, some against.
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Jim
Nobody's for.
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Michael
Pam?
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Pam
Hmm?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37401
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Michael
What do you think?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37402
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Pam
Um... I think it's really, really unlikely.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37403
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Jim
Okay.
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Pam
Really unlikely. But I can't say that it's impossible.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37405
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Jim
What?
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