Every line from The Office season 6, episode 21, in script order. First aired April 29, 2010.
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Michael
Buenos dias, Erin.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37207
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Erin
Buenos dias, Miguel. Hello, Dunder-Mifflin.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37208
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Michael
No, no, no, no. Solamente en espanol, por favor.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37209
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Michael
I believe that every man, woman, and child in this country should learn how to speak Spanish. They are our neighbors to the South, and this would be a healing thing for... for all of North America. And... I am going on vacation next week to Cancun.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37210
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Michael
Buenos dias, Jaime.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37211
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Jim
Buenos dias, Miguel. Como estas? Bien? Claro que si! Yo estoy fantastico. Que pasa?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37212
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Michael
Ha ha! Buenos dias, Dwight!
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37213
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Dwight
Guten tag, Herr Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37214
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Dwight
I don't understand why Michael is wasting his time with Spanish. I have it on very good authority that within 20 years, everyone will be speaking German. Or a Chinese-German hybrid.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37215
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Michael
La telefona.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37216
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Oscar
El telefono.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37217
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Oscar
Michael's having a hard time with the gender part of Spanish. So I told him to mark everything with the international symbol for gender. And, um... I should have been more specific.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37218
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Oscar
Your office is full of genitalia.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37219
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Michael
Oh. Eso es lo que dice, el!
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37220
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Oscar
That's what he says?'
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Michael
Damn it. Ah, Angelo.
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Angela
Angela. Michael.
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Michael
Yo soy Cancun.
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Angela
Uhh!
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37225
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Jim
All right, so I'll finish up on bulk pricing, and then you go into delivery guarantee.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37226
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Pam
You know, maybe there's an opportunity for a joke there, like, um... like, 'I just delivered a baby. They didn't offer me a guarantee.'
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37227
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Jim
Yeah, or maybe we don't even need that.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37228
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Michael
Can you smell the power of the Halperts? Power couple.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37229
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Dwight
You know what? I should be getting this client, Michael. My numbers are better than either of theirs.
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Michael
I went with the people I thought would put the best face on the company.
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Dwight
If you want people to put the best face on something, why would you get two people who probably never cut the face off of anything in their lives?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37232
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Jim
That's a good point.
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Pam
This is our first joint sales pitch. I think we're gonna work really well together.
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Jim
Yeah I think we have complimentary strengths. We understand each other.
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Pam
We have good give and take. I give, he takes.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37236
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Jim
I don't even know who you are anymore.
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Pam
Yee.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37238
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Donna
Hi, uh, Donna Newton, here to see Michael Scott.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37239
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Jim
Oh, hey, Miss Newton. Hi, I'm Jim.
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Donna
Hi!
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37241
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Jim
How are you?
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Michael
Did somebody order a hooker over here?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37243
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Donna
Oh, stop that.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37244
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Michael
Hi. How are you?
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Michael
There's this woman I met a few weeks ago. Her name is Donna, the manager of Sid & Dexter's and, right now, we're in the midst of a passionate love affair. Um, no. But she is coming by today. Maybe to buy some printers, so...
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37246
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Michael
Right here, we have the wonder twins, Jim and Pam Halpert. They will be assisting you today.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37247
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Donna
You look exactly alike.
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Pam
Oh, no we're actually married. We're not brother and sister.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37249
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Donna
I have a sense about these things.
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Jim
All right.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37251
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Donna
You have some ancestors in common... somewhere back.
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Angela
I knew it. You should see their baby.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37253
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Jim
So, yes, laser printers are more expensive. But they cost less to operate So it's a tradeoff.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37254
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Michael
Hi.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37255
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Jim
Hold on one second.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37256
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Michael
Sorry to interrupt. Sorry to interrupt. Do you, Donna, by any chance shop at Victoria's Secret?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37257
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Jim
What?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37258
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Michael
Because I keep getting these magazines sent to me via the address of the woman who used to live in my condo before me.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37259
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Jim
None of this is time sensitive.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37260
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Michael
Uh, yes, uh, the sale is on now through May.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37261
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Donna
Oh, yeah, thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37262
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Michael
Okay, I have more of them.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37263
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Gabe
You would have weekly conference calls with executives in corporate. A two-week training program at the Yale school of management, obviously you would be high on the list for advancement opportunities.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37264
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Darryl
Sounds all right.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37265
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Dwight
What is this?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37266
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Gabe
Oh, this is 'Print in All Colors,' Sabre's minority executive training program.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37267
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Dwight
It doesn't just sound a'ight, it sounds amazing.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37268
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Darryl
I didn't say 'a'ight.'
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37269
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Dwight
How do I apply?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37270
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Gabe
You have to be a minority.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37271
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Dwight
Uh, glasses wearers. Cholera survivors. Geniuses. Non-organic family farmers. The list goes on and on. You want me to keep going?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37272
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Gabe
Those don't really count. We're thinking more ethnic and racial minorities.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37273
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Dwight
Come here. Come here.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37274
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Gabe
Hmm?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37275
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Dwight
Ten seconds ago, this guy was driving a forklift. Okay? Now all off a sudden he's Cinderella of the office. What are you guys thinking?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37276
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Gabe
Well...
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37277
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Darryl
I like the sound of this. Maybe one day I'll be sitting in Michael's chair. Wouldn't that be something?
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Dwight
One minority from this branch is going to get into this program. Who would I refer? Hmm... the competent, hardworking one who does things his own way, or the malleable simpleton who can be bought for a few fashion magazines?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37279
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Kelly
This is the second time that you've sent me the wrong size. I mean, I know what a four feels like. I've been a four my whole life. You know what? You can go to Hell. All right? Thanks for nothing.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37280
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Dwight
Oh, man. White people, right?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37281
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Kelly
I don't know if she was white.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37282
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Dwight
Well, you can kinda tell from the voice.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37283
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Kelly
Yeah.
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Dwight
I bet you get pulled over by the cops a lot, just because of your race.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37285
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Kelly
Well, they say it's because of texting, but maybe you're right.
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Dwight
I think you should consider applying for the executive minority training program.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37287
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Kelly
Never thought of myself as an executive before.
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Dwight
I know, 'cause you have no role models. How many Indian CEO's can you think of?
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37289
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Kelly
I can't think of any CEO's, any race.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37290
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Dwight
You could be the Indian Bill Gates. You could be the Indian Ted Turner.
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Kelly
I could be the Indian Julia Roberts.
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Dwight
That's not... she's... okay. Yes.
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Michael
I took the liberty to scan a few things earlier, and I want to show you... there we go! Whoa, look at those vivid colors. Look at my eyes. Those are Shrek-green eyes. That is me again. I think this displays the crisp, dazzling white.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37294
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Donna
Mm-hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37295
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Michael
And that would be a display of the crisp, gorgeous black.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37296
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Donna
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37297
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Michael
It's subtle. That's how it works. I show her an image that turns her on. And then she looks at me, then back at me, then back at the image. Soon, she doesn't know what is me, what is the image. She just knows that she's turned on.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37298
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Michael
This is a place that I like to go to be alone with my thoughts. I've never taken anybody there before.
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Donna
Who took the photo?
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Michael
Ryan.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37301
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Donna
Oh.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37302
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Michael
And that's it. That's me. That's who I am.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37303
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Donna
Not bad.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37304
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Michael
Oh, thanks. You're not bad, either.
Season 6 · Episode 21 · Line 37305
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Donna
Thank you. Hmm.
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