"Secretary's Day" Quotes (page 3)

Every line from The Office season 6, episode 20, in script order. First aired April 22, 2010.

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  1. Erin

    Really?

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  2. Pam

    Yeah. And he worked here too.

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  3. Erin

    It was Andy, wasn't it?

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  4. Pam

    No, no it wasn't Andy. It wasn't. It doesn't matter. It's not about who you've been with. It's about who you end up with. Sometimes the heart doesn't know what it wants until it finds what it wants.

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  5. Erin

    I hope you find what you're looking for.

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  6. Pam

    Thank you.

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  7. Gabe

    So I can reprimand them but I can't suspend them. Oh I can't do either. Uh huh. Fair enough.

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  8. Pam

    Hey Toby.

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  9. Toby

    I called Tallahassee. He can ask you not to come in, but he can't dock your pay. That's not legal.

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  10. Pam

    Very interesting.

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  11. Toby

    Yeah, I also learned some interesting things about how they structure...

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  12. Pam

    Thanks Toby.

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  13. Gabe

    Hey everyone. Hi. Quite an afternoon, huh? Cathartic in a way. I'm glad I got to share it with you. It makes you think about what's really important. It's not about showing you're in charge or flexing some sort of authority. It's about forgiveness. And yes, I'm talking about you three in this desk clump right here. I think that, if you were to apologize to me, then I would revoke your suspension.

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  14. Pam

    I don't think an apology is enough. I really think the only way for me to learn my lesson is to take my suspension.

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  15. Jim

    And I got to take this bad attitude, and I got to go home, and I got to adjust it. And I hope the suspension does that.

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  16. Dwight

    Prideful idiots. Watch how it's done. Gabriel, I apologize.

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  17. Gabe

    Great.

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  18. Dwight

    I kneel before you.

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  19. Gabe

    Guys, I would even take a contrite look as an apology.

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  20. Dwight

    Humbly taking your hand upon which I kiss to show my contrition.

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  21. Gabe

    Guys, to err is human.

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  22. Erin

    Trust is the most important thing to me. Is your name Andy Bernard? What's your real name? Lionel Frankenstein?

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  23. Andy

    Will you stop walking for one second? That's it. There's no other secrets. Ok? I mean yeah, my chest is not naturally hairless, and my parents pay my credit card bill.

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  24. Erin

    How long were you guys together?

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  25. Andy

    A year.

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  26. Erin

    A year? You were together for a year?

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  27. Andy

    Yeah but that's it. Now you know everything about me. I promise. And if I think of anything else...

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  28. Erin

    I think I have to be on my own for a little bit. Like the girl Precious in Precious. Based on the novel Push by Sapphire. Ok?

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  29. Andy

    I didn't see that movie.

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  30. Gabe

    That was ugly. I'm sorry you had to see that.

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  31. Kelly

    Do they still get paid?

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  32. Gabe

    It's tacky to discuss finances. It's best to pretend that this never happened.

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  33. Oscar

    Sounds like they just got to go home with pay.

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  34. Meredith

    Pathetic.

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  35. Gabe

    Can I buy everyone coffees? 'Or cookies.'

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  36. Dwight

    What was that? Are you kidding me? Was that an impression?

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  37. Gabe

    Alright.

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  38. Kevin

    Uh guys, I'm now going to apologize for the mess that we're in because corporate told me to. I just want you to know that I laugh like a crazy person.

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  39. Gabe

    You got to be able to laugh at yourself. I'm one of the gang.

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  40. Dwight

    I have to go back to the zoo to the stick insect exhibit.'

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  41. Kevin

    Ciao' Right? 'Ciao. I say Ciao because I'm fancy from Tallahassee.'

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  42. Gabe

    Why don't we say ciao to the impressions?

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  43. Erin

    [sitting on bench outside groaning]

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  44. Michael

    Erin?

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  45. Erin

    Oh. Sorry I thought everyone was gone.

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  46. Michael

    No, no, I was just watching Cookie Monster. It finally downloaded. Mind if I sit down?

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  47. Erin

    I can't trust Andy anymore.

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  48. Michael

    Oh. Yep. I'm sorry about that. I feel... I'm sorry I caused that thing.

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  49. Erin

    It's Andy's fault.

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  50. Michael

    Well, yeah, yes. But I still feel sorry. You know what, I wouldn't worry about Angela. She doesn't hold a candle to you, Erin. She's old enough to be your mom for one thing. And she's, like, three feet tall. And she wears pioneer women clothing. And I don't think she's ever pooped in her life. And Andy, you know, come on. Andy, his butt looks big in those khakis.

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  51. Erin

    Oh, I like his butt.

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  52. Michael

    You said butt.

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  53. Erin

    You tricked me!

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  54. Michael

    Ahh! You said it! You know who you would love? Oh, this guy in my neighborhood, Tom Dizemore. This is him: 'Hey! Hey Scott!'

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  55. Andy

    Sometimes telling someone something is hard. Well, at least someone made her happy on Secretary's Day.

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  56. Oscar's voice from the computer

    Hey Kevin it's Oscar. I'm looking at the sheet you sent me. And I can't seem to find the column for shipping cost.

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  57. Kevin

    I made the most brilliant retaliation video. It's awesome.

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  58. Phyllis

    I don't get it.

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  59. Jim

    Yeah, I mean, the Count has a very distinct voice.

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  60. Pam

    Yeah. 'I vant to count to ten'.

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  61. Kevin

    But Oscar is an accountant, and the Count counts numbers.

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  62. Kelly

    But you're an accountant too.

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  63. Oscar

    Why didn't you do Oscar the Grouch?

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  64. Pam

    That would have been funny.

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  65. Kevin

    But the Count is purple and Oscar wears purple.

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  66. Michael

    Oh, oh, I was just watching that. Did you do that, man? 'Oscar. I am the Count.' Nailed him. Nailed him. Good work Cookie Monster.

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  67. Kevin

    Thank you.

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