Every line from The Office season 6, episode 20, in script order. First aired April 22, 2010.
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Erin
Really?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37140
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Pam
Yeah. And he worked here too.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37141
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Erin
It was Andy, wasn't it?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37142
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Pam
No, no it wasn't Andy. It wasn't. It doesn't matter. It's not about who you've been with. It's about who you end up with. Sometimes the heart doesn't know what it wants until it finds what it wants.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37143
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Erin
I hope you find what you're looking for.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37144
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Pam
Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37145
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Gabe
So I can reprimand them but I can't suspend them. Oh I can't do either. Uh huh. Fair enough.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37146
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Pam
Hey Toby.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37147
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Toby
I called Tallahassee. He can ask you not to come in, but he can't dock your pay. That's not legal.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37148
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Pam
Very interesting.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37149
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Toby
Yeah, I also learned some interesting things about how they structure...
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37150
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Pam
Thanks Toby.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37151
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Gabe
Hey everyone. Hi. Quite an afternoon, huh? Cathartic in a way. I'm glad I got to share it with you. It makes you think about what's really important. It's not about showing you're in charge or flexing some sort of authority. It's about forgiveness. And yes, I'm talking about you three in this desk clump right here. I think that, if you were to apologize to me, then I would revoke your suspension.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37152
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Pam
I don't think an apology is enough. I really think the only way for me to learn my lesson is to take my suspension.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37153
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Jim
And I got to take this bad attitude, and I got to go home, and I got to adjust it. And I hope the suspension does that.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37154
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Dwight
Prideful idiots. Watch how it's done. Gabriel, I apologize.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37155
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Gabe
Great.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37156
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Dwight
I kneel before you.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37157
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Gabe
Guys, I would even take a contrite look as an apology.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37158
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Dwight
Humbly taking your hand upon which I kiss to show my contrition.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37159
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Gabe
Guys, to err is human.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37160
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Erin
Trust is the most important thing to me. Is your name Andy Bernard? What's your real name? Lionel Frankenstein?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37161
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Andy
Will you stop walking for one second? That's it. There's no other secrets. Ok? I mean yeah, my chest is not naturally hairless, and my parents pay my credit card bill.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37162
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Erin
How long were you guys together?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37163
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Andy
A year.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37164
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Erin
A year? You were together for a year?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37165
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Andy
Yeah but that's it. Now you know everything about me. I promise. And if I think of anything else...
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37166
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Erin
I think I have to be on my own for a little bit. Like the girl Precious in Precious. Based on the novel Push by Sapphire. Ok?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37167
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Andy
I didn't see that movie.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37168
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Gabe
That was ugly. I'm sorry you had to see that.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37169
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Kelly
Do they still get paid?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37170
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Gabe
It's tacky to discuss finances. It's best to pretend that this never happened.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37171
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Oscar
Sounds like they just got to go home with pay.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37172
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Meredith
Pathetic.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37173
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Gabe
Can I buy everyone coffees? 'Or cookies.'
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37174
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Dwight
What was that? Are you kidding me? Was that an impression?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37175
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Gabe
Alright.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37176
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Kevin
Uh guys, I'm now going to apologize for the mess that we're in because corporate told me to. I just want you to know that I laugh like a crazy person.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37177
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Gabe
You got to be able to laugh at yourself. I'm one of the gang.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37178
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Dwight
I have to go back to the zoo to the stick insect exhibit.'
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37179
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Kevin
Ciao' Right? 'Ciao. I say Ciao because I'm fancy from Tallahassee.'
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37180
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Gabe
Why don't we say ciao to the impressions?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37181
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Erin
[sitting on bench outside groaning]
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37182
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Michael
Erin?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37183
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Erin
Oh. Sorry I thought everyone was gone.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37184
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Michael
No, no, I was just watching Cookie Monster. It finally downloaded. Mind if I sit down?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37185
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Erin
I can't trust Andy anymore.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37186
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Michael
Oh. Yep. I'm sorry about that. I feel... I'm sorry I caused that thing.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37187
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Erin
It's Andy's fault.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37188
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Michael
Well, yeah, yes. But I still feel sorry. You know what, I wouldn't worry about Angela. She doesn't hold a candle to you, Erin. She's old enough to be your mom for one thing. And she's, like, three feet tall. And she wears pioneer women clothing. And I don't think she's ever pooped in her life. And Andy, you know, come on. Andy, his butt looks big in those khakis.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37189
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Erin
Oh, I like his butt.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37190
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Michael
You said butt.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37191
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Erin
You tricked me!
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37192
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Michael
Ahh! You said it! You know who you would love? Oh, this guy in my neighborhood, Tom Dizemore. This is him: 'Hey! Hey Scott!'
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37193
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Andy
Sometimes telling someone something is hard. Well, at least someone made her happy on Secretary's Day.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37194
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Oscar's voice from the computer
Hey Kevin it's Oscar. I'm looking at the sheet you sent me. And I can't seem to find the column for shipping cost.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37195
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Kevin
I made the most brilliant retaliation video. It's awesome.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37196
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Phyllis
I don't get it.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37197
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Jim
Yeah, I mean, the Count has a very distinct voice.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37198
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Pam
Yeah. 'I vant to count to ten'.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37199
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Kevin
But Oscar is an accountant, and the Count counts numbers.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37200
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Kelly
But you're an accountant too.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37201
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Oscar
Why didn't you do Oscar the Grouch?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37202
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Pam
That would have been funny.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37203
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Kevin
But the Count is purple and Oscar wears purple.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37204
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Michael
Oh, oh, I was just watching that. Did you do that, man? 'Oscar. I am the Count.' Nailed him. Nailed him. Good work Cookie Monster.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37205
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Kevin
Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37206