Every line from The Office season 6, episode 20, in script order. First aired April 22, 2010.
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Erin
Why wouldn't he tell me that?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37040
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Michael
I don't know. Probably didn't want you to have a mental image of him having sex with somebody else.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37041
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Erin
They had sex?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37042
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Michael
They were engaged, so... Okay, you know what, sir?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37043
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Hayworth's waiter
Yes?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37044
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Michael
Yeah, I asked for pickles with my burger. And there are only, like five or six. Could I get some more pickles?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37045
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Hayworth's waiter
Of course. I'll get you a bowl of pickles.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37046
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Michael
Thank you.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37047
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Erin
Uhhhh, they were engaged?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37048
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Michael
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37049
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Erin
Uh-oh...
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37050
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Michael
Well...
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37051
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Erin
[moans, pulls hair over her face]
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37052
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Michael
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37053
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Erin
In the Foster home, my hair was my room.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37054
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Michael
Okay, okay. You know what? You know what? You know what? Everybody's looking at you right now.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37055
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Erin
[breathes heavily, groans]
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37056
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Michael
I'll have what she's having!
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37057
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Michael
Did you have a... did you like your lunch? Did you have a good lunch? Did you like that? Did you enjoy your food? It was good. I liked my lunch.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37058
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Pam
Ooh. Ah-ah-ah. Ha-ha.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37059
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Jim
What's up?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37060
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Dwight
Her milk is coming in. She's getting uncomfortable.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37061
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Jim
Dwight, don't be gross.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37062
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Pam
No, no, he's right.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37063
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Dwight
Same thing happens with my cows if I don't tend them frequently enough. You gotta milk them, or else they'll moo like crazy.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37064
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Pam
That's weird, my breast pump is missing. Have you seen my breast pump?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37065
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Dwight
All right, this is gonna traumatize me a hell of a lot more than you, believe me.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37066
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Pam
You know what, Dwight? Let me just check the bathroom first. Okay?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37067
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Dwight
Really? Fine. Let your breasts explode. Three squeezes and I would drain you.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37068
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Pam
Mm. Meredith!
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37069
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Meredith
I just like the way it feels.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37070
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Pam
What are you doing?!
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37071
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Meredith
Just relax. Okay.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37072
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Pam
Relax?!
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37073
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Meredith
This is like the Cadillac of pumps.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37074
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Pam
Give it back to me now.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37075
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Meredith
Okay, I was just warming it up.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37076
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Pam
It's disgusting!
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37077
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Meredith
It's not a big deal.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37078
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Pam
It's not sterile!
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37079
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Meredith
We're both girls. Who cares?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37080
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Andy
So... how was lunch?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37081
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Erin
Lunch was fine.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37082
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Andy
Was it everything that you hoped and dreamed it might be?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37083
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Erin
I don't know. It was lunch, Andy.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37084
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Andy
Well, I know. Just want... I mean...
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37085
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Oscar
Erin? I think we're out of fax cover sheets.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37086
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Erin
God, Oscar, will you keep your pants on? It's easy.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37087
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Kelly
'My name is Kevin, I'm an accountant.' See I did the voice.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37088
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Ryan
That's a little derivative.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37089
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Kelly
But parody is always derivative.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37090
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Ryan
Uh, it's not organic. Do you know what I mean?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37091
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Pam
Jim does a really good one. Do yours.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37092
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Jim
Oh, guys. I really refuse to participate. 'Michael, can I have an advance on my paycheck because a Mrs. Fields Cookie just opened up at the mall.'
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37093
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Gabe
Guys, why don't we leave the parodies to the pros at Mad TV?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37094
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Jim
Sorry, Gabe, but that show hasn't been on in many cookies.'
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37095
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Gabe
Ok.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37096
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Andy
Hey. Can I have your attention please? First of all, thanks to everyone for helping put this awesome party together. And a very special shout-out to the chair of the Party Planning Committee, miss Angela Martin. You have outdone yourself.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37097
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Michael
You know what, I think we can all agree that Angela's not so great, so..
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37098
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Andy
I am saying the exact opposite. Angela is fantastic.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37099
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Michael
No. No. No.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37100
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Andy
Specific shout-out..
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37101
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Michael
Stop talking.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37102
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Andy
Ok. As some of you may know, I have a very special connection with Secretary's Day in the form of that 115 pound moonbeam over there named Erin Hannon. To a lot of you she may just be the person who brings you your fax comformations. But to me, she is my girlfriend... in addition to being the person who brings me my fax comformations. So I wrote a little ditty. That I would like to play for all of you right now. It's a little tune called Secretary of Love. A one, a two, a one, two, three..
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37103
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Erin
I know about Angela! I know that you were engaged to her and that you were sleeping with her! Michael told me.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37104
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Michael
Oh God.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37105
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Andy
Can we talk about this in private?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37106
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Erin
I don't want to be in private. Is it true or is it not?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37107
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Andy
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37108
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Erin
Who else did you sleep with? Did you sleep with Phyllis or Kelly or Pam? Maybe all together?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37109
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Pam
No, no never.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37110
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Erin
Did everyone know? Was I the only one who didn't know?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37111
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Dwight
Yeah pretty much.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37112
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Erin
Who are you?! I don't know you!
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37113
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Gabe
I should probably get involved in this, but I think my energy is better spent on the Cookie Monster issue.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37114
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Kevin
Erin, you know, if I had been engaged to anyone before you, I would've told you.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37115
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Erin
Thanks.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37116
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Kevin
So if you need anything, I'm right over there.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37117
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Pam
'Hey, Erin, You look delicious. I mean, beautiful.'
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37118
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Gabe
Ok. Ok there. I heard that. So I'm sorry, Pam, but that's it. I'm going to have to suspend you without pay for two days.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37119
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Pam
What? What do you mean, suspend me?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37120
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Jim
I think you need to go a little easy. You can't just suspend someone form work.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37121
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Gabe
Yeah, you're right. You know what? Um, you're suspended too Jim. Ok fine. You too Dwight.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37122
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Dwight
Wait, What? I was just slow-clapping your no-nonsense decision-making.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37123
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Gabe
I don't want to hear it. Suspended.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37124
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Kevin
C' is for suspension.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37125
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Andy
Why would that be something to talk about on Secretary's Day?
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37126
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Michael
Andy, she's not the easiest person in the world to have a conversation with. All right? And besides, who doesn't tell their girlfriend that they were engaged to someone who works four feet away from them? That's like.. that's like Mr. and Mrs. Smith crap.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37127
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Andy
I was going to tell her, just on my own time.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37128
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Michael
You know what, I resent the implication that I would keep that secret. Everyone here knows that I can't and won't keep a secret.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37129
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Andy
Who cares? I mean it's not like I killed someone. Big deal right? This can blow over in two seconds. She never asked me. So, if you think about it... I probably should have told her I guess. Everybody does stupid things.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37130
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Angela
Psst. Hey. Erin.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37131
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Erin
You want to talk to me, come to my desk.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37132
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Angela
You embarrassed me earlier.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37133
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Erin
Oh. Take it up with the chief of police.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37134
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Angela
You think I want people remembering I had sensual relations with Andy? It's the kind of thing you wish you could have annulled. I want to throw up just thinking about it.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37135
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Erin
I want to throw up just thinking about it.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37136
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Angela
You are throwing up for the wrong reasons!
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37137
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Toby
I don't think this fax is going through. Is there a different... I can just put it through again, you know.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37138
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Pam
Hey. You know I was engaged before Jim.
Season 6 · Episode 20 · Line 37139