Michael

Yeah?

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Oscar

You wanted to see me?

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Michael

Yes, Oscar come on in. Close the door if you would. Thank you, thanks so much for talking to me.

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Oscar

Yeah sure.

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Michael

I'm going in for a procedure today.

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Oscar

Is everything okay?

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Michael

Yeah, it's routine. I'm just a little bit scared.

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Oscar

I'm sure everything will be fine. What do you? What's the procedure, if you don't mind my asking?

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Michael

It is a colonoscopy.

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Oscar

Okay.

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Michael

In your experience, what should I be expecting in terms of sensation or emotions? Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me or for Dr. Shaundry?

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Oscar

Oh my God.

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Michael

My main concern, should I have a safe word?

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Oscar

Yeah.

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David Wallace

So Michael, do you think you can give me a run down on the Buffalo clients by Monday?

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Michael

Abso... you know what? I'll do you one better, Sunday, Sunday night.

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David

Okay, I will look at it Monday.

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Michael

Ho, Hol, hold on big guy, I'm gonna put it in the mail Sunday night and you'll get it Weds.

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David

Okay, Jim you wanna hit the conference room?

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Jim

Sure.

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Pam

Hey, Good luck.

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Michael

Oh right, this thing. I remember now. What's this about?

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Jim

Ah, this is just me and David, if that's okay.

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Michael

It's okay with me but he's gonna want me in there.

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David

No, ah it's okay Michael. We got it.

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Michael

Really?

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David

Yeah.

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Michael

Alright, do you mind if it sit this out? I have so much work to do, I feel like I'm gonna blow my brains out.

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David

Okay.

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Michael

Am I worried that Jim and David are having a meeting without me? No, because we are the Three Amigos. And once in awhile one of the Amigos will go off... to the bathroom... while the other two have a secret meeting.

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Michael

Hey let me escort you to your desk.

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Pam

Okay, it's just three or four steps but thank you, thank you.

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Michael

You and Jim are close, huh?

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Pam

Yeah, I think the pregnancy really brought us together.

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Michael

Hey, what do you think he and David are talking about? What do you...

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Pam

Ummm, I don't know.

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Michael

Well, you said good luck to Jim as he walked in.

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Pam

Did I? Doesn't sound like me, not very superstitious.

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Michael

If you are lying to me right now Pam, your baby is gonna come out a liar. That's how it works. They inherit things through the breast milk.

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Pam

Please don't talk about my breast milk.

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Michael

I just don't want you to lie to me. I don't want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you?

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Pam

Yeah.

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Michael

I just don't want you to.

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Darryl

I was rushing to fill an order. I put the ladder up to grab a box of three hole from the top shelf. Next thing I know, I'm on the ground and the ladder's on top of me.

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Toby

And that's how you broke your ankle?

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Darryl

Yes.

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Dwight

Hmmm, interesting. How did the ladder end up on top of you, if you fell off of it?

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Darryl

This doesn't concern you man, you need to walk away.

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Dwight

Oh really, I'm sorry I thought this was a free country. I didn't know we were in communist Sweden.

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Darryl

If we were living in Sweden, I wouldn't have to worry about this 'cause we'd have universal healthcare.

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Dwight

Nnnnn, that's not... okay.

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Darryl

Be quiet.

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Dwight

I'm talking about... hmmm.

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Toby

I will send this off to corporate. Make sure you hold on to your medical bills. Feel better.

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Darryl

Thanks T-Man, later. [fist bumps Toby}

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Dwight

So long Darryl, feel better... He's lying.

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Toby

He has a doctor's note.

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Dwight

Oh? From who, Dr. J? Look, you really need to investigate this. People don't just fall off of ladders.

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Toby

A guy on my street fell off a ladder painting his house. It was on the news.

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Dwight

Since when have you known Darryl to rush to do anything other than to come up here for birthday cake? Y'all having birthday cake?

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Toby

That's not a very good Darryl.

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Dwight

Please... and how many foremen do you know that pull boxes?

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Toby

Hmmm.

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Dwight

It just doesn't add up.

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Toby

Well, we did a little investigation and Dwight had a good point. The ladder didn't reach the top shelf. I don't know if I believe it, but I am a fan of the hardboiled detective novel. I'll punch you in da mush, see.

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Michael

Uh huh, well if he doesn't like it you can tell that SOB that he is fired. Sorry, I'm going into a meeting right now. I will... I love you too. Bye.

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Jim

Who was that?

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Michael

Sorry about that. What'd I miss?

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David

Michael, we would like to continue the rest of this meeting in private, please, if you don't mind.

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Michael

Do not mind! Yes, I do! No, I don't. Yes, I do! No, I don't mind. Catch you guys on the flippity flop. Oh this... call waiting. Yeah, uh huh, well you tell the Mayor he just lost six votes.

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Creed

They've been in there a while.

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Michael

Yeah.

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Creed

Can't be good.

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Michael

Nope.

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Creed

Think they're talking about me?

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Michael

No, I think they're talking about me.

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Creed

Yeah, that makes way more sense. Okay thanks boss.

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Michael

What is Jim telling him? That I can't handle this job? That 's bull crap. That is bull crap. Although, it has been chaotic lately. Corporate shut down the Buffalo branch which left us to absorb all of their clients. I will tell you there has been work everyday. Had to come in on a Saturday. To retrieve... I left my cell phone here.

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Pam

Hey Kelly.

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Kelly

Ugh, so jealous of your boobs.

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Pam

Thank you. Um, listen I just wanted to confirm that you're not coming to the wedding, which is totally understandable and more than fine.

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Kelly

Is Ryan going?

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Pam

I don't know, he hasn't RSVP'd yet.

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Pam

We invited everyone in the office to our wedding. Even though we realized most people wouldn't be able to make the drive to Niagara Falls. Which is why we're having it in Niagara Falls. Then Michael told everyone they could have Friday and Monday off, if they came. So now, people have to decide if they want to come to our wedding or have to work.

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Kelly

Here's the deal. I really want to go but I'm not gonna go if Ryan doesn't go, because it's kind of a waste of time. That came out wrong. It would awesome if you could try to get him to go because I'd really like to be there to support Jim.

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Andy

What can I do for ya Hoss?

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Michael

How are your sales doin'?

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Andy

How are my sales doin'? Busted. My numbers are down a little bit and it's 'cause of the economy. You're not buying it, you're good. Okay the truth is, I have been having trouble focusing lately. I'm in this weird, flirty, nebulous thing with this cousin of mine and it's a total mind effer.

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Phyllis

Again with the cousin.

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Andy

Oh, I'm sorry Phyllis, you explain this email, okay. 'Hey Andy let's go visit grandma and then get drunk together, ha ha.'

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Michael

Shhh, I'm just trying to figure out what's going on in that room, okay?

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Michael

Wallace had to show up on the one four month period that I'm completely overwhelmed.

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Michael

You know when they say it's so crazy it just might work? Well, I don't believe that. I say go for the air-tight plan and that is why I am having Andy wheel me into the conference room inside a makeshift cheese cart. It is just elegant.

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Michael

Be my eyes.

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Andy

You got it.

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Stanley

What have we here?

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Andy

Oh, just backing up and turning around.

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Kevin

Hey, we're gonna do this...

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Andy

Dit, dit, dit, dit, it's not for you. Pardon moi, Messieurs. I took the liberty of preparing for you a cheese platter which I will place here on the eastern wall of the conference room.

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David

Cheese platter?

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