Every line from The Office season 6, episode 19, in script order. First aired March 25, 2010.
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Jim
Michael, you don't have to do this.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36781
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Michael
Wow. Oh, wow, that was close.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36782
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Michael
I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36783
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Phyllis
Hey, you two having fun?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36784
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Andy
Did you tell them?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36785
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Erin
No.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36786
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Andy
This is exactly what I don't want, the drama. I don't want the drama!
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36787
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Erin
I get it.
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Isabel
You are amazing at this. How did you get so good?
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Dwight
Whacking moles. Hit 'em on the head. Whack. Say it with me.
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Isabel
Whack!
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Dwight
Extend the fingers more.
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Isabel
Whack!
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Dwight
Good.
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Angela
This looks like a hoot.
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Dwight
Hey, monkey, how you doing?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36796
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Angela
Whack.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36797
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Dwight
Listen, can I talk to you for a second?
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Angela
Okay.
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Dwight
Look, I've been thinking. We had a good run. We really did. But you don't need to worry about this whole contract thing anymore.
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Angela
It's no worry.
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Dwight
It's just that we both-we want different things. You know, I want a big family.
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Angela
I could see enjoying that.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36803
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Dwight
No, no, no, no. I want a big family. Tall. Thick. A big, physically big family. Listen, you go have fun. You're off the hook.
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Angela
But we signed the contract.
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Dwight
Dissolved. Don't worry, you're free. Okay? Okay. See you later.
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Angela
We both-you didn't dup-
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Jim
Wow. Maybe we should tell her that he's not normally like this.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36808
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Pam
Maybe it should come from a man.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36809
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Jim
Maybe it should come from a note... with flowers...tomorrow.
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Bar Manager
Hello.
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Michael
Hello.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36812
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Bar Manager
Hi.
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Michael
Hi.
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Bar Manager
You wanna pay 400 bucks to re-felt this table?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36815
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Michael
Yeah, why don't you send the bill to 23 I Don't Care Lane, Scranton, Pennsylvania?
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Pam
Hey, Michael, why don't you just get down.
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Michael
Hey, she can tell I'm on a date, right? Right? I'm just having fun.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36818
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Bar Manager
Ted, are we having fun?
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Michael
Really? You told on me. That's lame.
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Bouncer
We got a problem?
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Michael
Yes. Homelessness. What?
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Bar Manager
All right, go.
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Michael
Where?
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Bar Manager
Get out. Now.
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Michael
Okay, all right. Okay, whoa. I'm just kidding around. I'm sorry.
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Pam
Ok, um, why don't we just finish the game? Michael, it's your shot.
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Michael
She can't talk to us that way.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36828
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Pam
You guys are stripes, I think...
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Michael
You let somebody talk to you like that, where does it stop?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36830
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Jim
It stopped.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36831
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Michael
Well, I am starting it again!
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Pam
Do you guys want some food? The wings are really good here.
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Michael
Hey, you embarrassed my friends in front of me and I'm gonna need you to go back over to the table and apologize.
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Bar Manager
Then I am sorry that I didn't kick you out.
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Michael
I am here with my employees. I am here on a date. Hello.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36836
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Bar Manager
Well, uh, I'm the manager here, sir.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36837
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Michael
Well, it just so happens that I am a manager too. And the way I manage people is that I touch their hearts and souls with humor, with love and maybe a dash of razzle-dazzle. And I don't see that from you.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36838
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Bar Manager
Is that how you do it?
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Michael
Yes it is. I am writing a book about it.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36840
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Bar Manager
Really? How much have you written?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36841
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Michael
I've written all of it... in my head.
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Bar Manager
Oh.
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Michael
If you're really interested, it's called 'Somehow I Manage' and there's going to be a picture of me on the cover, shrugging, with my sleeves rolled up.
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Bar Manager
Huh. Have you read Lee Iacocca's? It's a classic.
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Michael
Read it? I own it. But no, I have not read it.
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Bar Manager
Dude, tonight! You're not going to want to put it down. It's gonna make you want to go out and buy a Chrysler tomorrow.
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Michael
I own a Chrysler.
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Bar Manager
Shut up.
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Michael
No, you shut up.
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Bar Manager
What's your drink?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36851
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Michael
Grenadine.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36852
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Bar Manager
What?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36853
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Andy
We just have to throw everyone off the scent a little, so follow my lead.
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Erin
Okay.
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Andy
Hi.
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Girl at table
Hi.
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Andy
I don't normally do this, but...
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36858
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Girl at table
Do what?
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Andy
Just sit down next to a beautiful woman and start talking to myself to confuse other people.
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Erin
Hey, big boy. Do you like it when I do that?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36861
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Andy
What are you doing?
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Erin
What we said to do.
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Andy
We didn't say we were gonna, like, start groping strangers!
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36864
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Erin
I was flirting with a man.
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Andy
Get in here. Where did you learn to talk like that?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36866
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Erin
The movies. I don't know.
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Andy
Well, what movie? Black Snake Moan?
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Michael
I manage a paper company-Dunder Mifflin/Sabre.
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Bar Manager
You have a card?
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Michael
I did. I actually put it in your bowl.
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Bar Manager
Stanley Hudson?
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Michael
No, no.
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Bar Manager
Whoa, a lot of Stanley Hudson's in here.
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Michael
No, it's Michael Scott.
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Bar Manager
Michael Scott?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36876
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Michael
He is I.
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Bar Manager
You just won yourself a lunch.
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Michael
Oh, hey guys.
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Julie
I think I'm gonna go.
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