Every line from The Office season 6, episode 19, in script order. First aired March 25, 2010.
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Pam
Yeah!
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36681
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Kevin
Waaah!
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36682
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Kevin
When a new mom hears a baby cry, her you-know-what's fill up with you-know-what, and then her shirt gets, you know... that would be funny.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36683
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Michael
Oh, wow, I cannot believe this is happening. This is everything I dreamed. Oh, my God!
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36684
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Jim
Easy.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36685
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Michael
It's not a birthday, it's not a good-bye party...
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36686
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Jim
Oh, hey, Pam and I are gonna go play pool with one of her friends, and we need a fourth.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36687
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Michael
Sucks to be you.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36688
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Jim
Would you like to be our fourth?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36689
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Michael
That would be sublime.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36690
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Jim
All right.
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Darryl
So, the guy shows me the deck he's built. And I'm like, 'I'll call this a deck if it'll make you happy, but this is just a porch without a roof.' It was ridiculous man, it was like-you could maybe get two chairs on the thing. Two lawn chairs.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36692
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Pam
Hey, Michael.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36693
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Michael
Yes.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36694
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Pam
This is my friend Julie.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36695
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Michael
Hello, how are you?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36696
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Julie
Good. Hi.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36697
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Michael
What is a nice girl like you hanging out with these bums for?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36698
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Pam
Julie laughs at everything.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36699
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Julie
So you work with Pam and Jim?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36700
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Michael
Oh, no, no. Pam and Jim work for me. And if they win, they are fired.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36701
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Julie
I should hope not.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36702
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Michael
No. No, not really. Not really, but they better not win.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36703
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Isabel
Hey.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36704
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Pam
Hey, Isabel, you made it. Oh, my goodness.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36705
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Isabel
Of course.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36706
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Pam
You want to play pool?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36707
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Isabel
Um, I'm gonna do a lap. See if I know anyone.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36708
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Pam
Ok.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36709
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Angela
And then they said the most ridiculous thing about Anderson Cooper, which I do not have the decency to repeat, but trust me when I tell you that-
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36710
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Dwight
Hold that thought. Well, well, well. If it isn't Isabel.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36711
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Isabel
Mm-hmm.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36712
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Dwight
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?
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Isabel
A girl like me is why a guy like you comes to a place like this.
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Dwight
Ooh, I love repartee.
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Isabel
Do you?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36716
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Dwight
Usually means there's a battle scene coming.
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Michael
So, what do you do?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36718
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Julie
I am an ESL teacher.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36719
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Michael
Really?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36720
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Julie
Yeah.
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Michael
See, I didn't think you could teach that. I thought that was something you were born with. What am I thinking right now?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36722
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Julie
Are you thinking that I said 'ESP?'
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36723
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Michael
Yes. I feel like an idiot. Awesome.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36724
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Julie
I was a little nervous when Pam told me he was her boss, but he doesn't act like a boss at all. If I had a boss like that, we'd never get anything done.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36725
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Jim
So what do you think?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36726
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Michael
About what?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36727
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Jim
About Julie?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36728
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Michael
She's nice.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36729
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Jim
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36730
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Michael
Yeah.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36731
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Jim
So you like her?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36732
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Michael
Uh, yeah, sure.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36733
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Jim
So Pam was right?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36734
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Michael
About what?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36735
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Jim
About you two hitting it off.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36736
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Michael
Well, apparently, Michael Scott is on a date. And that, that my friend, changes everything.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36737
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Hide
My brother, good head, bad heart. Good head, bad heart.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36738
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Oscar
I know.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36739
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Pam
Hey, Michael, where have you been?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36740
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Jim
Hey, you're supposed to hit the white ball first, buddy. Nice one. Can I talk to you for a sec? All right. Everything ok?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36741
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Pam
Why are you wearing a hat now?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36742
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Michael
Guys, come on, I'm on a date. Let me do my thang.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36743
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Michael
Hi, I'm date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36744
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Jim
You want to just make a run for it?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36745
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Pam
Maybe.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36746
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Kevin
Waaaah! Waaaaah! Mommy!
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36747
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Jim
What is happening?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36748
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Andy
Whoa! What is crackin?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36749
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Ryan
Guys, one second.
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Kelly
We're focusing, we're focusing, we can't talk.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36751
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Erin
What's this game?
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Ryan
One second.
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Andy
Yeah, how do you play?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36754
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Ryan
Guys, guys, guys, please. Ok, all right, it's all yours now.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36755
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Kelly
Only three tickets.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36756
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Ryan
If we save 'em up, we can get more than a sticker this time.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36757
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Kelly
Stop telling me how to spend my tickets.
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Ryan
I know, but you wanted the big thing.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36759
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Andy
Wow, can you imagine what people would say if they saw us dancing together?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36760
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Erin
Oh I know.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36761
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Andy
They'd be like, 'what's up with those two?'
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Erin
Hey, guys, get a bedroom already.'
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Andy
Did we miss the wedding?' Um, I got it-I'll do this, and you play the racing game, and then we'll switch.
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Erin
Yes, okay. Yeah, that's smart.
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Andy
No drama. Ok.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36766
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Isabel
Oh, air hockey, basketball, we could play that. Oh, whack-a-mole.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36767
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Dwight
Any brothers or sisters?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36768
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Isabel
Three brothers.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36769
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Dwight
Really?
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Isabel
Two are in the Marines, one's a cop.
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Dwight
Vegetarian?
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Isabel
No. I love meat.
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Dwight
What's your blood type?
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Isabel
O-negative. Universal donor.
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36775
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Dwight
Universal donor.
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Dwight
Angela versus Isabel. Height, advantage Isabel. Birthing hips, advantage Isabel. Remaining child-bearing years, advantage Isabel. Legal obligation, advantage Angela.
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Michael
Hey, guys, guys, guys. Watch this. Ready?
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Julie
What are you doing?
Season 6 · Episode 19 · Line 36779
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Michael
I'm tying a knot in the stem with my tongue.
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